The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:26 am

I have found a most urgent problem that desires our imeddieate investigation!

The COMM Cult. These most dangerous groups of individuals are dedicatiing their cyber-lives to the revival of COMM, being new i know not the full implications of such a revival, however, from the bedtime stories ive heard that allow me not to sleep, it is a horrendous thing. we must find these people and bring them to justice, Heathens! Spammers! we must unite to bring down this sacrilege that is COMM!
Known info:
They are using a toilet store as a front to fund their illegal activitaes.
Current suspected members: Weasel:whereabotus unknown, Chanak, CM aka Fas, and those are all.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:24 pm

[QUOTE=Chanak]Why, the devoted and faithful know these things. Ah, but what am I saying? After all, COMM is no more.

[/QUOTE]

The investigation conclusion is that you're out of luck and your arguments are few.

For the moment.

slade · Post by **slade** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:26 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]The investigation conclusion is that you're out of luck and your arguments are few.

For the moment.[/QUOTE]

Not only that but he's supposed to be defending them not trying to attack them...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:31 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Not only that but he's supposed to be defending them not trying to attack them...

[/QUOTE]

Its the classical flying liver atack. He will have to return to his original positioning. Btw, I'm quite entertained at reading a Galbraith's book, so I wont be back today. I guess.

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:54 am

" What is this,a center for ants!" alright people there are outlaws running around SYM who have been accused of crimes against humanity...the accused so far are Fas, Weasel, and Chanak...we need evidence on these accusations to prosecute them.

Fas, Weasel, Chanak.....if you want someone to defend you look for Phreddie or Kipi there your Defense.

For the rest of you, you know your duties, its listed on the page before this one.

Let the investigations begin....

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:57 am

Hmmm... I found this... posted anonymously in the spam factory... I thought it'd be usefull, but make of it what you will...
<snip - link removed: profanity violations - Xandax>

Oh... and I was told that this was hard evidence against fas and weasel... someone called it feasel, but it was labeled "fugly dog"
[url="http://rabbit.sbcoast.com/teragram/fuglydog.jpg"]http://rabbit.sbcoast.com/teragram/fuglydog.jpg[/url]

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:04 pm

Does the jury need to be sequestered??

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:12 pm

Shhhhh.....your suppose to stay near the SF for your protection. I dont need anyone tampering with the jury...

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:17 pm

[QUOTE=slade]Shhhhh.....your suppose to stay near the SF for your protection. I dont need anyone tampering with the jury...

[/QUOTE]
Oops.....did I miss that jury memo?
that.....i...only.....would of.......gotten?

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:19 pm

Another picture...

[url="http://www.fleshpickle.com/fleshpickle-kitty.jpg"]http://www.fleshpickle.com/fleshpickle-kitty.jpg[/url]
Check it out!

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:26 pm

Ok nice picture Lasher, but we need to know the crime and who is commiting them, meaning no random pictures unless we have a suspect and know the crime thats being committed....

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:28 pm

I thought I'd leave that up to you, but i'll try...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:57 pm

[QUOTE=Lasher]Hmmm... I found this... posted anonymously in the spam factory... I thought it'd be usefull, but make of it what you will...
<snip - link removed: profanity violations - Xandax>

Oh... and I was told that this was hard evidence against fas and weasel... someone called it feasel, but it was labeled "fugly dog"
[url="http://rabbit.sbcoast.com/teragram/fuglydog.jpg"]http://rabbit.sbcoast.com/teragram/fuglydog.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Well, seeing as i have not as of yet been contacted to be a defense attorney, i will contribute my 2 cents (an hour) to this investigation, for the first picture, it links BS tot he crime, wether he is in cahouts with the perp, or was acting independently in an effort to stop i do not know, notice the large BS on the sattelite...
the second picture is hard evidence of the interbreeding of two extremely dangerous species, the Fas and the Weasel, in their effort to populate the Earth with their vile spawn they have succeeded in producing the vile feasel!... i see no connection to chanak, however his starting of the thread threatening to flush us misspellers of SYM down the toilet, i say we convict him, ill serve on his jury seeing as he wouldnt let someone with as bad spelling as defend the an upstanding member of the festering COMM.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:49 pm

I don't think this is a good way to get a retainer. I could be wrong

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:51 pm

*sigh* I'm still waiting to fulfill my role and reap the just rewards...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:16 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I don't think this is a good way to get a retainer. I could be wrong[/QUOTE]
youre not wrong, but i doubt until i gain some respect i will have any clients, by showing them my ability to find informaiton, i can help them find incriminating evidence and destroy it before it becomes official evidence, and therefore known of by the police and a crime to destroy...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:28 pm

Clever...... I think

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:31 am

*phone rings* I wish to report a stew in the citadel *rings off without leaving a name*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:46 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]*phone rings* I wish to report a stew in the citadel *rings off without leaving a name*[/QUOTE]

I've got it. The poor bunny has been found dead on ik911 post. We have currently two suspects:

ik911, also known as "Dutch" or "Pinky Quotes" (notice that "Pinky Boxers" is the other Dutch guy nickname), age unknown, eye color unknown, spam style - acidic, with tons of pepper on top, class - veteran spammer, usual place - SYM, the Heathen Citadel.

Ravager, also known as "(I wanna be) Dragon", age unknown, eye color unknown, spam style - overwhelming, with tons of smilies on top, class - junior spamer, usual place - SYM, Spam Factory (*spits on the ground*), Heathen Citadel and Spam Threads.

The bunny was killed by a straight arrow, and he is not in decomposition stage, so the murder must have happened 3-4 hours ago. I cannot make a more acurate measurement due to the low ammount of blood on the bunny, who gets to ambience temperature rather quickly.

It is known that many people want to see the death of bun-ays, and that also, many people wanted to create something to insurge the WOW (World of Warbunn-ays) against SYM.

The question is: Is this a political crime or just homicide?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:51 am

What is this bureau all about? I have not been informed of such events! What are you up to, Luis?