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well then Hill since you didnt wish, ill screw around with your grant of the lsat wish and voila:
Wish: I wish Ik and I could share a romantic evening.

Granted, congratulations you now have Syphilis too among other things :mischief:

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I wish that my mind could get out of the gutter.[/QUOTE]The genie does all he can and avert all his powers, almost utterly exhausting him. But he succeeds!

Your mind is now next to the gutter and is quickly run over by a bus.

I wish I had internet in Delft too.

Granted. You get a computer virus.

I wish I could use magic

Granted, however, one day, you sneeze while scratching your nether regoins, and all of a sudden, certain things have been reversed, and unfortunatley you do not know enough about magic to reverse the reversal. :speech:


I wish for a Kitty that I can take hiking with me

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I wish for a Kitty that I can take hiking with me [/QUOTE]Granted it dies because of your 'hiking'. Happy?

I wish the death penalty would be introduced for Eurocrats that can't be dislodged from theri position with the strongest crowbar, figuratively or literally, and abuse their position for messing up/delaying unnecessarily etc. perfectly OK development programmes.

Your wish cannot be granted, for wha tyou ask is sensible, and will benefit others more than it would yourself... why would the world want that, instead the genie gives you a model train set, and some plastique, have fun


I wish to be able to go on a backpacking trip this summer... I dont care where, just some where away from society, somewhere where I can find some peace, from the day to day crap of society.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]
I wish to be able to go on a backpacking trip this summer... I dont care where, just some where away from society, somewhere where I can find some peace, from the day to day crap of society.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you go to Philmont, and die a horrible death in a kitties belly.


I wish I had a pony (thats simple!)

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Granted, you go to Philmont, and die a horrible death in a kitties belly.


I wish I had a pony (thats simple!) [/QUOTE]

Granted, Weasel, Fas and BS will also be taking advantage of this gift.

I don't have a wish. Someone else wish for something.

I wish for no pain

[QUOTE=Patrick]I wish for no pain[/QUOTE]
Your wish is granted!

But to be able to not to feel pain, you can not feel anything else. And this is caused by making you vegetable.
Happy life... :devil:

I wish I could be here in GB longer

Wish granted you are here no longer than is necassary, what is necassary depends on your exotic life style.

I wish I was all powerful, omni-potent and and omnicent

Wish granted you are here no longer than is necassary, what is necassary depends on your exotic life style.

I wish I was all powerful, omni-potent and and omnicent
...............like a certain forum host we all know

Granted. You are all powerful. You are omniscient as well. Unfortunately you are also infantile. You know all there is to know and you don't like any of it. Like any young child you get petulant when you are not pleased, and sadly you destroy the universe in a fit of pique.

I wish everybody a merry Xmas

Chu doesnt want a "Merry Xmas" and quickly hurts your feelings with a sharp tongued remark.


I wish I could run really fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Fiona]
I wish everybody a merry Xmas[/QUOTE]

Granted, and all these PC nazi's come along and imprison and beat you for discriminating and offending other cultures and religions by including/inviting them into your faith's holidays..SHAME ON YOU!!!

I wish...I could speak German, French, Latin and.....all the Northern Europe languages.

Edit: Less than one minute too slow. :/

@ Chu. Granted. Sadly OS can run faster and you don't escape your beating

@ Fenix. Granted. Lestat teaches you all those languages while detaining you for his......pleasure

I wish someone else would make a wish

@Fiona, why thank you.
Granted. I will.

I wish people could appreciate music more.

[QUOTE=Fenix]Granted, and all these PC nazi's come along and imprison and beat you for discriminating and offending other cultures and religions by including/inviting them into your faith's holidays..SHAME ON YOU!!!

I wish...I could speak German, French, Latin and.....all the Northern Europe languages.

Edit: Less than one minute too slow. :/[/QUOTE]

Granted. However you try to speak all of them at once and end up tearing a hole in the time-space continuum and being sucked into a black hole where your body is painfully distorted and destroyed in an excruiatingly painful way. Also, because your essence had left the known unverse and for a brief minute existed in a nether plane, you are denied the any form of afterlife. Your soul is forced to drift through these nether planes, where nothing exists, for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had enough money for a GameBanshee T-shirt... Looking at this advertisement day after day is killing me!

Edit: Dammit Fiona! I shouldn't have bothered to type sucha long message...

Granted ; You spend it on bills instead.

I wish that i could go to the Queen concert in Cleveland.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Granted ; You spend it on bills instead.

I wish that i could go to the Queen concert in Cleveland. [/QUOTE]

Granted. You get tickets and show up for the concert, find your seat... Queen comes onstage, you become excited... And four separate lights fall on each member of the band, killing them instantly.

I wish I had some guiness right about now.