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Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:18 pm

Excuse me for barging in on the discussion, but I think that the childbirth analogy of Slade is not really to the point.
Indeed to really know what childbirth is, you'd need to experience is. And to truly know what poverty is, you'd probably need to experience it also.
But to realise and appreciate your own good fortune in not being poor or in pain or ill, I don't think you need to experience it, witnessing it in one form or another is usually sufficient.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:15 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Do you drink?
How often do you drink?
What is your favorite drink?
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
What is your take on the corruption of children?
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

[/QUOTE]

1. Occasionally.
2. As above.
3. Vodka.
4. Extremely.
5. Hehe, what would you plan to do to me?

6. Maybe one...or twice...or seventeen times...
7. Never.
8. Sure thing.

9. As long as it doesn't trap my hair.
10. I don't know...
11. Get 'em while they're young.
12. I felt like it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:20 am

Someone pointed you over here hmm?

Let's see....The tin-foil and plastics hats squish your hair to your head. *nods* It's part of the reason you wear them. If you have long hair, your hair flares out beneath them.

Anywho, vodka is good...

Anyone who likes vodka has to be an alright chap. :laugh:

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:32 am

[quote="Magrus]Anywho"]

Or a Russian comrade.

:laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:32 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Or a Russian comrade.

:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Them too! I think they'd be all for hunting down smurfs too though.

Aztaroth · Post by **Aztaroth** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:21 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]

[1]Do you drink?
[2]How often do you drink?
[3]What is your favorite drink?
[4]Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
[5]If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
[6]Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
[7]When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
[8]Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
[9]Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
[10]Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
[11]What is your take on the corruption of children?
[12]Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.
[/QUOTE]

1. If someone offers something, yes.
2. Not too often
3. Irish coffee! Lots and lots of Irish coffee

Pisco Sour is also great

4. No, I'm freakin' insane. Ask anyone who knows me

5. Nope! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
6. Not to my knowledge

7. Never.
8. Absolutely, without a second thought!
9. Not really, It'd force me to give up on having a ponytail

10. Depends on where I'm supposed to be at the time

11. Depends on the manner of corruption

12. I mentioned that I'm insane, right?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:23 am

Nope! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

You are so in for that one! Welcome aboard!

Aztaroth · Post by **Aztaroth** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:25 am

Yay! I shall honour this greatly, O Master :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:27 am

*rubs hands and grins* Now, to decide what to do for initiations rights...:mischief:

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:30 am

Welcome Aztaroth and Damuna_Nova

Is the college back in session? I've been on booze sabbatical for so long

I need direction!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:40 am

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Welcome Aztaroth and Damuna_Nova

Is the college back in session? I've been on booze sabbatical for so long

I need direction![/QUOTE]

It is, it is...I think I'm going back to drinking...starting as soon as I pour myself one after this post...

Tell me Denethorn. Do I demand a test of loyalty from the new members? Damuna has informed me his sister is interested in me...:mischief:

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:45 am

Unquestionably so. Loyalty to one's booze buddies is one of the most important things in the world.

Shows people's true colours when they do their best to disassociate themselves when a particular friend gets rather too drunk and has his nose broken etc

. Doubly gross when they refuse to offer up their sibling to the boozing overlord

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:49 am

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Unquestionably so. Loyalty to one's booze buddies is one of the most important things in the world.

Shows people's true colours when they do their best to disassociate themselves when a particular friend gets rather too drunk and has his nose broken etc

. Doubly gross when they refuse to offer up their sibling to the boozing overlord

[/QUOTE]

*nods* So very true.

1. Damuna_Nova, send me your sister or I sick the other noob on you.

2. Aztaroth, If noob 1 does not comply, we get you drunk and sick you on him.

Fair enough? Excellent...

Aztaroth · Post by **Aztaroth** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:51 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* So very true.

1. Damuna_Nova, send me your sister or I sick the other noob on you.

2. Aztaroth, If noob 1 does not comply, we get you drunk and sick you on the him.

Fair enough? Excellent...[/QUOTE]

Our master shows extreme wisdom!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:58 am

[QUOTE=Aztaroth]Our master shows extreme wisdom!

[/QUOTE]

The leader's tolerance for alcohol dropped considerably the past month without it. Doing shots of my emergency bottle stash was a bad, wicked idea!

Now, for what you've all been waiting for, for god knows only how long...

Lesson Of the Day:

If you wish to be sure to keep a stash for those irritating times you run out of alcohol during the hours no stores are open to sell it to you, here's a tip. Save a shot from every bottle of liqour and pour it into one bottle. Every time you start drinking from a bottle, pour a shot into the Emergency Bottle. Save said bottle until you are down on cash or in desperate straights and out of alcohol. Placing said stash in a particular bottle will affect flavor, so pick a bottle which held booze of a flavor you enjoy.

I am currently doing shots of a mix of:

Captain Morgans Spiced Rum
Captain Morgans Tattoo Rum
Raspberry Vodka
Cherry Vodka
Cheap Vodka
Cheap Rum
High Quality Jamaican Rum
Southern Comfort
Raspberry Rum
Vanilla Rum

*nods* It's fruity, and is about 77 proof. I likey....

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:59 am

The Aztaroth, spread the good news! Wisdom is found at the bottom of a bottle

This the duty of an acolyte of booze-dom. (I regularly preach it around 2AM as I stumble through the streets on my way home

)

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:01 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I am currently doing shots of a mix of:

Captain Morgans Spiced Rum
Captain Morgans Tattoo Rum
Raspberry Vodka
Cherry Vodka
Cheap Vodka
Cheap Rum
High Quality Jamaican Rum
Southern Comfort
Raspberry Rum
Vanilla Rum

*nods* It's fruity, and is about 77 proof. I likey....[/QUOTE]

Good Lord Man! thats quite a shot :speech:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:02 am

[QUOTE=Denethorn]The Aztaroth, spread the good news! Wisdom is found at the bottom of a bottle

This the duty of an acolyte of booze-dom. (I regularly preach it around 2AM as I stumble through the streets on my way home

)[/QUOTE]

:laugh: Nice to see you maintained your vigilance!

Really, the decision to keep my emergency bottle stash in the Tattoo Rum bottle was a wonderful choice! It tastes like tropical fruit flavored rum! And it's straight booze!

@ Juni, Thank you dear! It'd doing me well!

Aztaroth · Post by **Aztaroth** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:05 am

@Mag, that sounds awesome

Hope it's good

@Den, I shall!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:09 am

You sure get a few varieties of rum over there

All I manage to grasp is plain old Captain Morgan classic.

However, I hope to procure some of [url="http://www.internetwines.com/rws29079.html"]this[/url] at some point. Nelson's Blood

Pus$er's is meant to be the finest rum according to my father (I've never had the priviledge of tasting it), and Nelson's Blood refers to the fact the English Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson was preserved in a barrel of rum for the journey home after his death at Battle of Trafalgar. Now that's a coffin.

However it is just a myth. He was infact preserved in a barrel of brandy - they didn't want to waste the rum :laugh: