[QUOTE=Ravager]Really? I thought pigeons eat everything they could fit in their beaks...

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Aye, but they're too lazy to chip away at drywall.
[QUOTE=Aramant]Sam's pretty awesome, though. He's the only co-worker I have that talks to me off-shift. Also, I've very pleased you're online right now. I'm a-drinkin' again, and I require someone to help with my entertainment.[/QUOTE]
My Sam at work is better than your Sam at work. She may be married, but she's gorgeous and has an ass to die for. Neener neener neener. Anywho, if you like him, and he treats the girl right, no reason to take her from him. I follow the rule I don't touch anyone's "girlfriend" unless the guy is treating her like crap. Not that the guy own's the girl for those who may read this and be offended (*cough*fiona*cough*) but I just....make myself available for those in abusive relationships.
As far as me being around and available, I put down just about a liter of rum this afternoon. My parents think I have sun and alcohol poisoning from wandering around in this brutal heat we have drunk out of my gord. I tend to agree with them. I don't know how well I'll tolerate being conscious to be honest.
@ Tony, Doesn't matter. Hehe. Oh screw it, you're right. He's a funny looking bastard. Disregarding any talent he has, just looking at him makes me giggle.