The Succeeder Stronghold

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:46 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]See my edit, I added him too before I saw this. "Say what again!" :laugh:[/QUOTE]
"What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"

"What?"

"English, M------! Do you speak it!"

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:48 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Aye, but they're too lazy to chip away at drywall.

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Ha. Yeah...it's a wonder that they even possess the energy to fly....

Well, I'm off to do some reading, goodnight everyone.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:49 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]As far as me being around and available, I put down just about a liter of rum this afternoon. My parents think I have sun and alcohol poisoning from wandering around in this brutal heat we have drunk out of my gord. I tend to agree with them. I don't know how well I'll tolerate being conscious to be honest.

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That's why you wander around in the sun, and then come inside to drink the alcohol. Honestly, I thought you knew what you were doing.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:50 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]"What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"

"What?"

"English, M------! Do you speak it!"[/QUOTE]

"Does he look like a bitch?"

"What?!" [gets shot in the arm]

"Does he look like a bitch?!?!"

"No!"

"Then why are you trying to F--- him like one?!" :laugh: :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:52 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]That's why you wander around in the sun, and then come inside to drink the alcohol. Honestly, I thought you knew what you were doing.[/QUOTE]

I started drinking before I got invited to a free dinner. Can't refuse a free dinner! Blame my mother for being late. :laugh:

@ Tony, Quoting Pulp Fiction eh? :laugh:

Night Rav!

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:52 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]"Does he look like a bitch?"

"What?!" [gets shot in the arm]

"Does he look like a bitch?!?!"

"No!"

"Then why are you trying to F--- him like one?!" :laugh: :laugh:[/QUOTE]
At the Sunrise Records in the mall here, they sell mock-leather wallets that read "Bad Mutha----a".

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:53 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I started drinking before I got invited to a free dinner. Can't refuse a free dinner! Blame my mother for being late. :laugh:

@ Tony, Quoting Pulp Fiction eh? :laugh:

Night Rav![/QUOTE]
Well naturally, I got a million of 'em...

I'm gone too, Rav gave me a good idea: I haven't read anything in awhile. Night.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:54 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus] Blame my mother for being late. :laugh: [/QUOTE]
In my experience, pregnant women can never be held accountable. P.S.: You should probably start calling me "Dad" now.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:58 pm

Dad? Nah. I have enough people that tried to be my daddy. Screw those people. I grew up before my own father did. He's just this past year reached the point of maturity I reached when I was 12. :laugh:

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:01 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]He's just this past year reached the point of maturity I reached when I was 12. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Dontcha just hate maturing quickly? All the stuff that's supposed to be "fun" at your age just seems juvenile and dumb, and you just end up bored all the time, and take to drinking for entertainment.

Uh... so I've heard.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:08 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Dontcha just hate maturing quickly? All the stuff that's supposed to be "fun" at your age just seems juvenile and dumb, and you just end up bored all the time, and take to drinking for entertainment.

Uh... so I've heard.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, so I've heard too....

Really, I'm bored by most everything beyond girls, and the drinking makes everything more entertaining.

Which reminds me...all the high school and college girls were at work today. ALL of them. It was torture! Why is it girls seem to not tuck their shirts in, but make it so the shirt rests in the back just over the top of their jeans, and in the front sits above that and shows off everything? Huh? Not to mention the fact they happen to be wearing shirts and jeans 3 sizes too small.

If I end up biting one of those girls, it won't be my fault.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:15 pm

You're telling me, man. I went to the mall today, and there's a Catholic high school in the area.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:21 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]You're telling me, man. I went to the mall today, and there's a Catholic high school in the area.[/QUOTE]

I was teased beyond all reasonable sensibility by Jenica. The year before I met her was her last year in a Catholic school, and she proved me wrong in her mobility with skirts. The teasing I tolerated with her before I snapped is far worse than any girl I can randomly come across can dish out. Although, if that blonde in the deli puts a skirt on, I'm definately getting arrested. No way around that one.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:22 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus] Although, if that blonde in the deli puts a skirt on, I'm definately getting arrested. No way around that one.

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The point is that you are aware of your fate and accept it. I'm sure that's some kind of philosophical victory.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:29 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]The point is that you are aware of your fate and accept it. I'm sure that's some kind of philosophical victory.[/QUOTE]

True, true, I know my limits. However, it won't hold up in court. The only way I'll be saved is if my boys at work catch me before I mention what I want for lunch. Otherwise, I am going to be screwed. I already got in trouble at the cafe with the girl who didn't button or zip her jeans up when I commented on that. OMG was she embarrassed. I didn't get what I asked for for lunch either.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:31 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Otherwise, I am going to be screwed.[/QUOTE]
Giggity-giggity.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:36 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Giggity-giggity.[/QUOTE]

You are not going to help me stay out of jail. :laugh:

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:39 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You are not going to help me stay out of jail. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Nor am I trying to do so. I figure if I'm going, so are you.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:47 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Nor am I trying to do so. I figure if I'm going, so are you.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, if I go, you're close behind. I should move to Canada. That way, if we both get nabbed, we can amuse each other in jail making fun of everyone else. :laugh:

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:49 pm

Helloooo