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*Grabs Kitten and drags her to my college*

[QUOTE=Magrus]*Grabs Kitten and drags her to my college*[/QUOTE]
*finds directions to said college*

Oscuro_Sol wrote:Shawna? Your lurrrrver? :laugh:

Meh.

*squelch!*

No, Draaaaaang

Geoff stutters. Geoff also likes his beer. The problem Geoff has, is that whenever he tries to order a beer at the bar, he stutters so much that he can't actually get it. All that happens is "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-..."

One day, Geoff devises a plan. He figures that he'll start saying "beer" in advance, so by the time he gets to the bar, the word will come out and he'll get his drink. So as he's finishing up at the office, he starts saying "I'd like a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-..."

He goes into the elevator, to the lobby: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-..."

He walks out of his office building, and down the street: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-..."

He turns the corner, walks into the bar, and says "B-b-beer!"

The bartender looks up and says "Pardon?"

Heh, I like that one! :laugh:

So do I. :laugh:


But, if he was coming from the office, why didn't he write on a post it note?

Has anyone here ever had a concussion? A minor one?

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]But, if he was coming from the office, why didn't he write on a post it note? [/QUOTE]
Stutterers are stupid in that they maintain the hope that this time, THIS TIME, the words will come out.

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Has anyone here ever had a concussion? A minor one?[/QUOTE]
My brother had a major one...

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Has anyone here ever had a concussion? A minor one?[/QUOTE]
Your talking to the king of Clumsy. Yes. I find Rhubarb helps to ease the pain of head wounds. (serious)

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Has anyone here ever had a concussion? A minor one?[/QUOTE]

Probably, I had a lot of head injuries. Never anything tested and proven though. Always when there wasn't a way to get to a doctor. Not that doctors are any good at their profession and know what they are doing anyhow.

Did you take a blow to the head, or something? And no, I won't pervert that.

[QUOTE=Aramant]Did you take a blow to the head, or something? And no, I won't pervert that.[/QUOTE]
I did.


Im off!!

I have an odd question for the women on this board, a question I thought of while in Magrus' cult thread, the MCOPAFEELOFYOURTBUM or whatever the acronym is.

Last year, when I started my first job, I was real friendly with the girls there. We were all chummy, so they felt they could talk about stuff in front of me. One of them--the goddess known as the Eve--was talking about guys, and said she didn't like guys who were nice to her; she liked guys who were jerks. Another female co-worker agreed, and I just stood there bewildered. They both said that most girls like guys that are jerks to them, rather than the ones who are nice, due to some deal about "the chase" (if a guy's a jerk, then the girl has to work harder to get his affection rather than get it early on, stuff like that). In Magrus' thread, he mentioned how he'd been jerks to some women, and they actually seemed to like it. So my question is: do a lot of girls prefer guys that are jerks rather than nice guys, or are these aberrations? Granted, this is a point of view deal and subject to opinion, but I'm curious as to the opinions of the girls of this board (and of guys who've treated girls both ways and noticed this odd "fact").

Bah, you expect us to admit to treating women like crap?

So whats everyone doin now?

[QUOTE=Kipi]Well, I have met enough Jews during last years that I can honestly say that they still think that symbol as an symbol of nazism, Hitler and such. And, at least those who I know, have been very sensitive about the subject.
And it's not even the matter of the avatar only, but the comments Gog made some posts ago... especially the one which answered the question of why such avatar...
It's sad that the symbol has got the meaning of nazism and so on, but honeslty I can't accept that someone uses it's, neither as in joke nor seriously, because even though I won't take it as an offense, there are quite many who will. And especially if it's consequently linked to nazism when used, like Gog is doing right now, I wouldn't be suprised if he gots tons of flames either via PM or posts in threads like this. And, as I already said, I'm quite suprised that Gog has been allowed to keep it. But I'm not the one who is going to complain about it to mods or Buck... yet.[/QUOTE]

On another game forum (lineage 1), a buddhist player used his symbol in-game and minutes later players complained about it because they thought it was the nazis symbol. I defended his right to use it long as I could but you know how majority rules and whatnot >,< Anyways as long as we see the "nazi symbol" for hate, it'll remain that way.

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I have an odd question for the women on this board, a question I thought of while in Magrus' cult thread, the MCOPAFEELOFYOURTBUM or whatever the acronym is.

One of them--the goddess known as the Eve--was talking about guys, and said she didn't like guys who were nice to her; she liked guys who were jerks. Another female co-worker agreed, and I just stood there bewildered. They both said that most girls like guys that are jerks to them, rather than the ones who are nice, due to some deal about "the chase" (if a guy's a jerk, then the girl has to work harder to get his affection rather than get it early on, stuff like that).[/QUOTE]

Depends. Some girls are nice and prefer nice guys only, while some "nice" girls are closet bad asses. I'm guessing those girls that like jerks are also the girls that like getting choked while having sex. Girls will confuse me until I die. They are crazy and have crazy thought patterns. Anyways I stick to girls that don't play dumb games zzzzzzzzzzz

[QUOTE=Lestat]Say, GoG, wasn't it Hitler that sold you guys out to Stalin...?[/QUOTE]

Operation Barbarossa.

By the way, the only reason I went back was to read that quote mentioned above.

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]Anyways I stick to girls[/QUOTE]

Please, enough detail already...

Hey, if I didn't pervert it, someone would.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Operation Barbarossa.
[/QUOTE]
Yup, the legendary operation Barbarossa...