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*intercedes the moments of seriousness from a few hours back...*

[QUOTE=Ravager]*intercedes the moments of seriousness from a few hours back...*[/QUOTE]

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!

I suppose I'll just so show up here... what's up, everyone?

@Juni, THANK YOU!!!!! :laugh:
How's things?

Hi Az.

Im good

how did the lawn mowing go?


Hello Az!

[QUOTE=Juniper]Im good

how did the lawn mowing go? [/QUOTE]
The usual way, you take a lawn mower onto the grass, make sure it's plugged in and turned on, pull this little handle on it and press a button to start it up (odd design), then you just mow the grass, dodging these little planting areas placed strategically on the lawn to make the maximum trouble for you when cutting the grass...

Sounds exciting!

[QUOTE=Aztaroth]Sounds exciting! [/QUOTE]

[/sarcasm]

What? No sarcasm at all! When he says it like that it sounds really exciting! Like... an adventure!

You mean one of those ones where it turns out you've wasted your time and you hardly get any gold, treasure or experience?

[QUOTE=Ravager]The usual way, you take a lawn mower onto the grass, make sure it's plugged in and turned on, pull this little handle on it and press a button to start it up (odd design), then you just mow the grass, dodging these little planting areas placed strategically on the lawn to make the maximum trouble for you when cutting the grass... [/QUOTE]
*BANG POW POOF* my scarcasim meter exploded :speech:

you have to plug in the mower?

Yep.
[QUOTE=Aztaroth]What? No sarcasm at all! When he says it like that it sounds really exciting! Like... an adventure![/QUOTE]
A lawn-mowing experience! Suits all the family! Excitement of the likes you've never seen before! :laugh:
And I didn't even describe the fun I had in making sure that the power cable didn't get run over by the mower and the trouble I had with the extension lead...

No, no... Bad D&D-metaphor! Bad! Back into the hole with you

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]You mean one of those ones where it turns out you've wasted your time and you hardly get any gold, treasure or experience?[/QUOTE]
*takes notes* Good plan!
Any more ideas? :devil:

[QUOTE=Aztaroth]No, no... Bad D&D-metaphor! Bad! Back into the hole with you [/QUOTE]



*Slinks back to his hole*

[QUOTE=Ravager]The usual way, you take a lawn mower onto the grass, make sure it's plugged in and turned on, pull this little handle on it and press a button to start it up (odd design), then you just mow the grass, dodging these little planting areas placed strategically on the lawn to make the maximum trouble for you when cutting the grass... [/QUOTE]It's to avoid it turning when noone is handling it... means less lost limbs and decapitated kittens.

[quote="Damuna_Nova]

*Slinks back to his hole*[/quote"]



Good.

Now...

It puts the lotion on it's skin!

@Lestat, I know, but you still have to plug it in and turn the power on, so it's not like you can one button and the thing springs to life on you.
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]

*Slinks back to his hole*[/QUOTE]
*plays violin*

[QUOTE=Lestat]It's to avoid it turning when noone is handling it... means less lost limbs and decapitated kittens.[/QUOTE]

So that is how kittens get killed. I did wonder......

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Lestat, I know, but you still have to plug it in and turn the power on, so it's not like you can one button and the thing springs to life on you.

*plays violin*[/QUOTE]

*Shoots Rav's violin*

I make that a 16+3 to-hit roll and a 7 for damage. :laugh:

[quote="The Knowledgeable One]So that is how kittens get killed. I did wonder......[/quote"]

Yes...I'd imagine that the inhabitants of the SYM forum alone are enough to depopulate a small country of kittens. :laugh: