The Succeeder Stronghold

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*while Rav is busy spraying Turpentine, Chu flails his arms. A hundred burning Cheese Dip arrows Scream Right for Rav*[/QUOTE]
I could just get Nano's help, you know...he likes cheese...

*pokes Nano* Lend a hand, will you?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:16 pm

Gladly ol' chap.

*Freezes time*

*Runs along eating the arrows*

*Unfreezes time*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:16 pm

*Plays Backchat on Trumpet*

I shall call in my royal Kitten!!!!!!!!!

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:18 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*Plays Backchat on Trumpet*

I shall call in my royal Kitten!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
*Silently falls from rafters, striking chus in the back of the head with his Nikes*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:19 pm

Excellent, I can even count on Tony's help!

:devil:
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*Plays Backchat on Trumpet*

I shall call in my royal Kitten!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
[url="http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/search/sp/2484"]*counters*[/url]

@Nano, thanks, ole bean!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:20 pm

Well, Tony, I guess your better than nothing.

Bring down your Holy ESPN powers!!!!!!!!!!

*Preforms a double breasted spinning slap on Rav*

*loses half a pinky to the cat*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:22 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*Preforms a double breasted spinning slap on Rav*

*loses half a pinky to the cat*[/QUOTE]
*watches Chu spraying blood around the room but failing to connect*

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:24 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Excellent, I can even count on Tony's help!

:devil:

[url="http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/search/sp/2484"]*counters*[/url]

@Nano, thanks, ole bean!

[/QUOTE]
Erm, actually I was aiming for you Rav... :mischief:

*pulls out official-looking paper*
Rav! Haven't you forgotten this little baby? DM, Rav petitioned for a restraining order on you eight days ago and it was grnted last night. You need to stay at least 500 yards away from him at all times or Fable and CE will besummoned to lecture you on why you must stay 500 yards away from him. We don't want that now do we? :mischief: So there you have it, quite a partnership here...

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:24 pm

*Waves Lance of Phallic Might in Chu's direction*

Stay back you, or I'll get you with my Deep Thrust attack! Be warned, I have a penetration bonus of +4!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:27 pm

*Empties Barrel of Nitromethane on the ground, lights it on fire, then rolls the drum at Nano's feet*

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:28 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]*Waves Lance of Phallic Might in Chu's direction*

Stay back you, or I'll get you with my Deep Thrust attack! Be warned, I have a penetration bonus of +4![/QUOTE]

Ohh, you boys may want to back up towards the wall.....:speech: :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:28 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Erm, actually I was aiming for you Rav... :mischief:

[/QUOTE] Am I forced to rely solely on Nano for loyalty here?

Well, he'll be getting all the rewards...

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]*pulls out official-looking paper*
Rav! Haven't you forgotten this little baby? DM, Rav petitioned for a restraining order on you eight days ago and it was grnted last night. You need to stay at least 500 yards away from him at all times or Fable and CE will besummoned to lecture you on why you must stay 500 yards away from him. We don't want that now do we? :mischief: So there you have it, quite a partnership here...[/QUOTE]
I can always rip that up if I want... :laugh:
Besides, that's a forgery, I have to wait 5 months for a reply on the proceedings.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:30 pm

Fine if we must act like savages...

*Dodges Rav's satan-in-cat-form*
*Overturns the bar, spilling alcohol everywhere*
*Drops a match*

... Oh Juni! Perfect timing! You see I saved this single bottle of Dom... :mischief:

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:32 pm

*Summons up a chill wind, killing down flames and freezing spilt liquids*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:33 pm

*grabs Lance, and throws it with Nano attached into the TV*

*Calls in Elmer Fudd to go Wabbit Hunting* :mischief:

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:34 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]... Oh Juni! Perfect timing! You see I saved this single bottle of Dom... :mischief:

[/QUOTE]

Very nice!!!

please, have a seat...we have some catching up to do!

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:34 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*grabs Lance, and throws it with Nano attached into the TV*

*Calls in Elmer Fudd to go Wabbit Hunting* :mischief:[/QUOTE]
*Throws 12 gauge shotgun to chus*
*Grabs own over-under 20 gauge*

... *Lets chus run off by himself*

Well naturally Juni! Are you guys still flooding on the East Coast?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:35 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*grabs Lance, and throws it with Nano attached into the TV*[/QUOTE]

Upon touching the Lance, Chu is forced to roll a fear check, which he fails.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:35 pm

*Unseathes Casomyr*

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Ahhhhhhhh!!!! the virtue of this sword is burning my hands!!!!!!!!!

*seathes Casomyr*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:36 pm

*Puts on Racing Ear thingies, tosses pair to Tony*

*holds Shotgun by Barrel, and takes a mighty swing at Ravs Butt*

THIS THREAD SHALL BE MINE!!!! Bunch a wankers from across the pond!!!!