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Originally posted by dragon wench

LMAO! :D
You mean along with the fenberries, quartzite, fire beetle bellies and all the other reagents? :p


Will you have the room? If not, we better hope we have a recent save! :eek: :D
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Thanks Ysh. :) It was very raw and primal, something sort of clicked in the writing.

If you put poor old BS in the Bag of Holding, he may find some OTHER things in there that would overload his poor mind... :D
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Originally posted by Yshania
Has BS really pegged it? :eek: The thing is, Ysh has only Mass Raise Dead ability...we wouldn't want to waste that...Hmmm...
Gwalchmai finally realizes that he is way too old for this kind of stuff, has a heart attack and dies, slumping next to Bloodstalker's body. Nippy's anguish is such that he, too, dies of a broken heart, flopping across the other two forms. Ned Flanders doesn't wish to see so much good blood go to waste and drinks deeply of Gwally's vein before it runs cold - but he doesn't realize the poisons that were pumped into Gwally's bloodstream by the spider attack. So Ned, also, dies an ignoble death. Thantor rushes to see what could be the matter, but trips on his own dire mace and impales himself on Bloodstalker's spiky armor. Aegis, blinded in one eye, limping, and suffering from the spicy breakfast burrito he had eaten earlier, inexplicably drops dead.

Yshania, stood over the growing pile of bodies of her friends and wonders, "Is this enough corpses? I wouldn't want to waste my Mass Raise Dead....."

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Hmmm, nothing like a little understated sarcasm, eh? :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Gwalchmai finally realizes that he is way too old for this kind of stuff, has a heart attack and dies, slumping next to Bloodstalker's body. Nippy's anguish is such that he, too, dies of a broken heart, flopping across the other two forms. Ned Flanders doesn't wish to see so much good blood go to waste and drinks deeply of Gwally's vein before it runs cold - but he doesn't realize the poisons that were pumped into Gwally's bloodstream by the spider attack. So Ned, also, dies an ignoble death. Thantor rushes to see what could be the matter, but trips on his own dire mace and impales himself on Bloodstalker's spiky armor. Aegis, blinded in one eye, limping, and suffering from the spicy breakfast burrito he had eaten earlier, inexplicably drops dead.

Yshania, stood over the growing pile of bodies of her friends and wonders, "Is this enough corpses? I wouldn't want to waste my Mass Raise Dead....."

:D


*Notes they are all male, smiles, and invites the DF Fem to partake in the Troll ale that lies within DW's bag of holding* :D :p
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ROFL! :D

The ladies may not fare so well next time, you cold, callous, stone-hearted harpy! :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
ROFL! :D

The ladies may not fare so well next time, you cold, callous, stone-hearted harpy! :D


Oh you certainly know how to flatter a woman, Gwally ;) Thank you :o

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Originally posted by Yshania
Oh you certainly know how to flatter a woman, Gwally ;) Thank you :o

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Er, I don't know what you are talking about, my Dear. I am currently lying near the bottom of a growing pile of bodies. :confused: I am in no position to flatter.... :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai

I am currently lying near the bottom of a growing pile of bodies


:eek: no comment! :o :D ;)
If you're trying to make Ysh jealous, I should remind you she prefers to lead an innocent and carefree life!
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*notices everyone dying.....sorry, I didn't realize I was contagious :o
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@BS, I wouldn't call it contagious, I would call it trend setting :D
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Oh, you mean I'm cutting edge? :cool: Actually, I think Gwally just wanted in the Bag of Holding :D
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LOL! :D yes, I think you might have hit on something there. At least he was willing to share the space with his comrades in arms!
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Yeah, that seems odd...not like Gwally at all :eek: Mostly he's running around comparing hand size with everyone......I guess he figured if you didn't wanna waste a spell on me, he needed to have backup to have a shot :D
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Heh...maybe he just thought that if he sacrificed himself, and a few others for good measure, that this might inspire Ysh to feel compassion. The flaw in his plan was that he freed the women of nearly all of the men :D I am using the term men loosely now, you realise this don't you? :) :D :p ;)
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Of course...sometimes it's hard enough acting like a boy :D

To actually mature all the way? :eek:
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Ironically, I'm just listening to Drowning Pool - Bodies. :D
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@BS - somehow I find it hard to believe you have difficulty maintaining your youth :)
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@Nippy LOL! :D
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Originally posted by Yshania
@BS - somehow I find it hard to believe you have difficulty maintaining your youth :)
:D

@Nippy LOL! :D


Only on the outside, where the receding hairline tries to give me away ;)

@Nippy. Nice posts BTW, Nippy is turning into a badass :eek: :D
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Badass? Cool. :D

I just need a bandana, a bike, some leathers and some kick-arse boots. :D
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