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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:49 am
by Magrus
I've been wondering when you would show up. :laugh:


You're own division eh? Well, since Fas left, I'm in need of a designated driver, but...I think you're no good for that. :p DZ left, he was spreading the faith as my missionary. I think I had someone cover that one? :confused: Luis is now a former pervert, as Mabel has him by his boys. Therefore, I believe my honorary member and second in command position is open and for grabs. ;)
It'll be nice to finally have a reason for doing it.
Hmmm, yeah, it'll be easier to explain if caught. Let's see...

*hands over tin foil hat, garden hose, 2 gophers and a bucket of crazy glue*

We're going to initiate Phreddie in such a manner he's unable to spout this nonsense of being my son!

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:52 am
by Ravager
Hmm. What position did I get again? :confused:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:54 am
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]I've been wondering when you would show up. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
I only just bothered to find out what the mah-cop-ca-dod was all about.
[quote="magrus]Therefore"]
I seem to have a habit of rising quickly through ranks... odd.
[quote="magrus]*hands over tin foil hat"]
What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:54 am
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm. What position did I get again? :confused: [/QUOTE]
Do you intentionally set up one-liners?

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:00 pm
by Magrus
Ravager wrote:Hmm. What position did I get again? :confused:
I don't remember! :confused: :o You can make one up if you want. :laugh:

Ooh, bartender is open too I think. :confused:
What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.
*nods* That...or we glue one end to Phreddie and use a torch on the other end. :devil:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:11 pm
by Athena
I might as well put in my two cents here. (as we seem to be a bit short-staffed) Ahem, lesson of the day; (America)
the president's a bush, the vice-president's a d1ck, a whole lot of fockin is what we gon' get.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:15 pm
by Magrus
*nods* I find the my feelings regarding the president and his name to be ironic actually. Normally, it doesn't bother me. HE bothers me. :laugh:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:22 pm
by Athena
The country is itching with aggrivation...rrrr.!

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:24 pm
by Magrus
I don't know about you, but I'm more frustrated than anything. :laugh:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:10 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Aramant]What we need to do is stick the gophers into the hose first, then glue either end of the hose to either end of Phreddie.[/QUOTE]
There is a song you and mag need to hear. I wont post lyrics or links as from what I remember of the lyrics I wouldnt be around long enough to see your responses. The song is called 'Gerbil', by stephen lynch. You can do a search for lyrics, but to get the true flavor of the music you need to actually hear the song.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:43 pm
by Denethorn
Here to post my humiliation. Its nearly 2am here in the UK, my mates are playing some stupid drinking game :rolleyes: and all I've got to drink is sone 'Red Shot Lime Ice' ... alcopops :o Save me :( Give me something decent to drink, barman!

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:45 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Here to post my humiliation. Its nearly 2am here in the UK, my mates are playing some stupid drinking game :rolleyes: and all I've got to drink is sone 'Red Shot Lime Ice' ... alcopops :o Save me :( Give me something decent to drink, barman![/QUOTE]

*slides a bottle of Appleton Estates Jamaican Rum over* There you go. Spicy, yet smooth. ;)

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:46 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]Spicy, yet smooth. ;) [/QUOTE]
Heh, that's what your mom said.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:48 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aramant]Heh, that's what your mom said.[/QUOTE]

You gave her a birthday present today too eh?

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:49 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]You gave her a birthday present today too eh?[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Giftwrapped and everything.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:51 pm
by Magrus
It explains her good mood then. :laugh:

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:52 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]It explains her good mood then. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
And why I had to have a shower earlier.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:58 pm
by Magrus
:laugh: Oh no, flashbacks of drunken commentary from my father are coming back to me now. :speech:

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:01 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: Oh no, flashbacks of drunken commentary from my father are coming back to me now. :speech:[/QUOTE]
Did you take notes?

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:04 pm
by Magrus
Definately not, it was nearly incoherantly babbling of his memories. Bad things. :p