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No booty for you either folks....
I was at work today, and one of the lovely young ladies caught me staring at her wonderful bum. She said "What are you looking at?" and reflexively I said "hopefully lunch". Blushing occured, and I got lectured by one of the managers. Luckily, the girl didn't seem mad, but grinned and waved at me on my way out. Woohoo!

Alright folks, I told you all the threat was real. I now have proof! Smurfs have invaded SYM! We must strategise on how to stomp out the abomination infestation!

[QUOTE=Magrus]

1. Do you drink?
2. How often do you drink?
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

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1. YES.
2. Whenever I have nothing to smoke.
3. Laphroaig, Lagavulin, Talisker, Bunahabhain - Hell, as long as it's peaty and alcoholic I'll drink it.
4. YES. For any given value of "perverted".
5. I don't accept shock treatment, I apply it to others. **whips out cattle prod**
6. Can't remember clearly. Could very well be.
7. Can't remember clearly.
8. Depends on what you're paying...
9. Now THAT'S a fetish I haven't tried out ...yet.
10. No. Now hand me the hose, turn around an bend over.
11. If my children aren't corrupt, I did something wrong in their education.
12. One word: "Escapism".

No worries,

Beldin

So mom, what do you plan on doing about this alleged uprising?

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[QUOTE=Beldin]
12. One word: "Escapism".
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Well 10 shots will do that for you

Beldin wants in? Wow. I think I'd feel just about as dirty if Kitten wanted in. You have kids man! Then again, maybe you need a refresher course eh?

Lesson of the Day:

If you happen to be so drunk that you mistake the pump container of hand soap for the Mentadent, it's ok. Chances are if you're reading this message, brushing your teeth with some antibacterial soap is probably a good preventive measure, considering the things you've been putting your mouth on. Brush good, then rinse with lots, and lots of cold water, and brush with the toothpaste again. You'll feel cleaner, and be ready for more dirty eating.

Dirty eating? Well, that just says it all...

Well, I wouldn't say that it says it all. However, people tend to hammer me with TMI! when delve into detail.

Why am I unsurprised? *wonders if this comes back to the soundness of advice issue*

Pssht, in that area, my advice is sound.

Well, if you're going to smoke an eigth and drink quite a bit, I wouldn't say your advice will be sound later. :laugh:

You'd be surprised. I've held very intellectual discussions and been quite coherant at times with a ton of liqour and such in me. Hmm. Odd nights those, I even impressed someone who is completely anti-alcohol.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Pssht, in that area, my advice is sound.[/QUOTE]
Yep, it's as sound as a deaf person...

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yep, it's as sound as a deaf person... [/QUOTE]

Several women would laugh and comment on you right now if they noticed this conversation. *shrugs* This strong drink stuff works right quick. Just kind of, ignore the burn and suck it down I suppose. It's like doing caramel colored shots.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Several women would laugh and comment on you right now if they noticed this conversation. *shrugs* This strong drink stuff works right quick. Just kind of, ignore the burn and suck it down I suppose. It's like doing caramel colored shots.[/QUOTE]

You mean drinking coke? :laugh:

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]You mean drinking coke? :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Nah, it's coke colored rum. It's actually not too bad anymore now that some of the ice melted. That or I had enough that it's not phasing me anymore. Either way, I may just finish up the half liter I have left tonight now.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Several women would laugh and comment on you right now if they noticed this conversation.[/QUOTE]
That'd be because they find me funny (and probably cute too ). Just ask Juni...

Oh, crap. I haven't responded to Juni's messages in DAYS. Damn. That's no good.

You're probably right, most of the girls I've dated think dorks are cute, hence why they dated me.

It's not good enough.

Tchh. We really have to rely on some cute factor to get girls?