Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:38 pm

Can I have a random drink? To be suprised in here feels like a good idea

The blender whirls at high speed emitting small sounds only audible to the night time denizens of SYM.....After a minute or so a foaming liquid appears....it is neon blue and a faint mauve glow emanates from the glass.
*with a flourish DW hands it to Dottie*

*grins* any music is fine, as long as it is not Abba

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:40 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

The features list didnt mention a Torture Chamber I think, was this added later to suit customer demands?

Yep, we wouldn't want to deprive our clients after all !

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:43 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

*grins* any music is fine, as long as it is not Abba

My opinion precisely.

Thanks for the drink.

What exactly are you depriveing your clients of by not having a torture chamber?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:47 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
What exactly are you depriveing your clients of by not having a torture chamber?

Their satisfaction of course!

I mean, if customers want a torture chamber I am happy to provide one, The customer is always right after all!

On that note, I must retire for the evening, I bid you all good night

Oh and please help yourselves to drinks

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:48 pm

Night DW.

Edit: And Krynus

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 11:49 pm

I'm off to bed too... thanks for the drinks, DW

Night all

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 12, 2002 1:38 am

Re: Re: *Gulp!*

Originally posted by Georgi

Sorry, but the jukebox contains nothing but past Eurovision Song Contest losing entries

OMG!

This place really is evil!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 1:40 am

Re: Re: Re: *Gulp!*

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
OMG! This place really is evil!

Yep. I could get to like it

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 12, 2002 1:42 am

Time to move our humble home?

@Dottie-I never knew you were a swede either.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 2:12 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Dottie-I never knew you were a swede either.

It isnt my fault.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 12, 2002 2:15 am

That's what I say every time someone points out that I'm Australian.

Don't worry, I know how you feel.

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 1:19 pm

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Your talents are...transcendant, really. So effective that I fear I'd like to offer you the honorific "Mistress of the Sublime and Scary."

I am in awe.

Wow

I am honoured.

Originally posted by Dottie
I was thinking more along the lines of Die Form - Masochist but I can stand Velvet Underground as well.

Putting on music you can stand kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?

@Dottie we know it's not your fault, dear. *pats arm reassuringly*

@Ode it is so your fault

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 5:46 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Putting on music you can stand kind of defeats the point, doesn't it?

@Dottie we know it's not your fault, dear. *pats arm reassuringly*

@Ode it is so your fault

You mean it should be something like nails on the blackboard?

lol.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:09 pm

OMG! This place really is evil!

Ah, I see that Ode was here. Good.

By the way, nice pic of you with the Halberd.

(I browsed the Pic thread last night)

I see we have similar tastes in gifts. For a wedding present, I bought a friend a scimitar from a nice place about an hour up the road from where I live here. That blade was razor sharp - I dulled it some before I gave it to him.

@Georgi:

Wow I am honoured.

It is my sincere hope that you are given every opportunity to practice your skills upon every victi...ah, customer that enters this fine establishment.

@Beldin:

Yep. I could get to like it

This place is evil? Really?

And here I was, thinking that it's perfectly normal the whole time!

!!!!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:20 pm

After fixing supper for my little demons of the house (and also having had my beer spilt, one kid throw up and the other have an accident while at the table) I'm ready to be waited on in here for the first time.

DW, I need to rent one of those ten-inch thick, padded rooms if you have any avaliable.

P.S. : I'm going crazy. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:25 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
After fixing supper for my little demons of the house (and also having had my beer spilt, one kid throw up and the other have an accident while at the table) I'm ready to be waited on in here for the first time.

If you think it would help I could stop by and say something like 'ooh, Aint them just looovely'

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:29 pm

If you think it would help I could stop by and say something like 'ooh, Aint them just looovely'

You can do that...Only if you want to trigger my insanity and have me laughing like a maniac...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:32 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

You can do that...Only if you want to trigger my insanity and have me laughing like a maniac...

You suprise me, I thought it would be violoence involved.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:38 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
You mean it should be something like nails on the blackboard?

Exactly

*makes note to record and market CDs of tortuous noises*

Originally posted by Chanak
That blade was razor sharp - I dulled it some before I gave it to him.

So you have no confidence in your friend's capacity not to grievously injure himself?

It is my sincere hope that you are given every opportunity to practice your skills upon every victi...ah, customer that enters this fine establishment.

And I'm sure I will...

Is everybody sitting uncomfortably?