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Waverly(to GB): "I don't know." <Waverly knows it was the one on the pedastal. He grabbed it an awoke the gollems. GB was too busy running to see>

Waverly is too busy pondering what to do next to talk much. Look at the book? Give it up? Or sit down and look at the erotic drawings?

Waverly: "That commotion we started is going to give someone a clue to our purpose"

<completely forget about the golems. Lets say the timestop followed by our quick run outpaced them - and my fantastic exit.... what if they follow us to the sphere?>

Heh heh. Let me see the pictures.

You can always outrun a gollem, and they can't fit through doorways! Dumb beasts.

suddenly, the air in front of them fills with energy...

a figure in a robe appears before Gruntboy and Waverly

"Gentlemen, I want to thank you for that well done deed... here is some gold" throws a purse to invisible Waverly "now hand over the book you have hiden in your robe, Waverly... Good, as I said, congrats on a deed good done... you may keep the others, even the one with the nasty stuff. Tommorow in the Sphear, 9th hour. See ya"

Sh!t. Meant to put it in my bag of holding to prevent detection until I figured out what to do with it.

Waverly can tell the mage has sensed the book and it would be wise to hand it over. "Fine, but I am keep the erotica- hey look at this Jaheira gal, miss October!

Shucks Waverly, did you give him the real book? Or the one with the frollicking nymph pics in it? (Not sure which one I want to keep actually?? )

My son! Boy!!! My child!!!!

Here comes daaadyyyy


(god, does that kid need parental guidance...)

To GB: "Yeh, most of it." Waverly produces a page with runes written in blood and symbols of guilded gold. "If this page is of any importance, we shall be able to hear his true plans soon enough"

Tosses GB 'Nocternal Habits of Drow Females'

Waverly:"Now have I got a story for you, old boy"

@ubik Everything OK?

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 01-25-2001).]

GB - Waverly my friend, if we in our business have friends, you are with a doubt the most sly git I have ever met. I owe you one. You are almost as quick fingured as me. Now tell me this story while we flog this porno at the Athkatla market, after I, err, liberate a few collectors items.

<That's gonna get Ubik's goat! Evil is as evil does!>

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-25-2001).]

He earned it, sending us off half ****ed! What's more:

Waverly: "Turn to page IX. I have seen this done, at the planar sphere no less. Seems Viconia sleeps restlessly, and whatever vile acts Ubik performs for her do not satisfy! Keep those invisibility potions handy"

@Ubik just kidding with ya. you will get the page- if it is even needed.

-off story-
Hey, (allmost) everything goes, we are evil, aren't we? But this page won't be of any use... or it is? Dunno, gonna come up with something about that later on. Right now...


(the story continues)

In the control room of the Sphear Ubik sits by a large table and examins the book. A strange symbol is on it's cover, the whole thing made with dark, thick red leather, bounded together with dull, black metal.
Nothing you could find on Amn nowadays... or anywhere in Faerun, to say so.

Ubik quickly turns the pages - seems like one page is missing. He reads the pages before and after and a smile comes to his face
"treacherus bastards... well, we shall deal with it when the time is ripe, I have all the information I need. Tonight I shall study this book and tommorow... well, there is a glorious day ahead us"

"What are you mummbling there", Weasel is brought in by two Golems, and he takes a quick look at the book.

"Nothing you should care for, cookie-fallen Paladin. How are my cookies, good, no?"

"Actually, the best I had in ages..."

"Good to hear that, I made 'em myself, used lots of frogs and lizards and a couple of bats too... some ashes, milk from a crazy cow, butter..."

"*burp*... erghh... ok, Ubik, you made yourself a point... now, how is this going to work?"

Ubik smiles. "Down to work my friend, down to work..."

(to be continued)

Damn, didn't get back on the board in time. I was gonna make Anomen one of the Paladins sent to defeat Waverly, and GB. Would've made him die, just for spite! heh, thats a little twisted of me though...

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I am the defender of the light! The champion of Justice! And the slayer of really big lizards!

@Aegis Feel free to pick throught the ruins and identify the body. I'm not sure it was Anomen, though, since he was armed with a sword and not a crooked stick

As GB sells the books and pilfers from the merchants, Waverly wanders a few paces northward. He notices far accross the water, over the bridge, a pile of charred remains being added to by a group of monks.

Waverly:"Silly humans, gone to greet their god; no offense to you GB. I've been thinking, what was the Paladin doing there in the first place?"

Omar finally arrives (after being lost in the sewers)at the sewer entrance of the Planar Sphere,angry and smelly:
---Omar:"Ubik!!!! Open this blasted door!!!"

YO **** MAN ANYONE READ HWAT I WROTE ON PG 6, SEEMS LIKE EVERYONCE FORGETTING ME ISNIDE OF THE SPHERE BEFORE

Originally posted by Seabass:
YO **** MAN ANYONE READ HWAT I WROTE ON PG 6, SEEMS LIKE EVERYONCE FORGETTING ME ISNIDE OF THE SPHERE BEFORE

Sorry Seabass, but Ubik will have to help here. In the meantime, I suggest you look around the sphere. Touch something precious and he will come running!

Haha , good point man.....

"Seabass suddenly sees the shadows fade away again, another illusion he guesses. He turns around in panic as he hears a roar, he starts running in a fast pace, and in his flight he accidentaly tears down an invaluable ancient egyptian artifact, the dildo falls down to the floor in a loud crash... "hmmm, that wasnt good was it?" seabass said to himself in a childish voice. But the youngster in him had been reawaknened, so he took the spraycan in his right hand and started vandalising the sphere thoroughly, room for room. More precious artwork was ruined and Seabass felt a sense of completion when he was taking a leak over the many files and pergaments that were lying scattered over the floor. "ooops"....

Weasel still won't come out of his cell...


Weasel.."You listen here you brain dead golem from hades..tell Ubik I will not move from my cell till he has spoken to Omar"

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The Defender of Truth

(off story)
OK Seabass... let us adjust the plot a bit..


here we go

#flashback# (time: Before Ubik got the book, before Weasel was summoned, but AFTER he gave that mission to Gruntboy)
Ubik has been doing some studying, having his big nose stuck in some books, when Viconia came in.

"You seem to have forgoten all about the others, right?"

"the others? who... oh, yes, Seabass and his friend. Yes, they are here too. Waiting in the pleasure room, I assume?"

"They ain't having much of pleasure, they are eager of your commands... ha ha ha, how do you manage to do that to manlings? They follow you like dogs"

"Or like pigs... hmm... ok, Viconia, lets meet them"

(a bit later)

Ubik: Allright, my old friends, things are pretty... fast moving right now. I have Gruntboy out to get me one of the last valuable things we have to get before we reach our ultimate goal. While he is doing this, you have to go to the goverment district. Try to keep it low, cause descretion is the most usefull thing in this case. Find a guy named Rodlon there. He will lead you to someone else, you have to meet. The other guy is... well, he is a cowled wizard, and you have to be very carefull with what you say with him. He shall reveall some important information, regarding our enemies. That is all I can tell you right now. I suggest you depart right now. Any questions?"

(to be continued)

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Ubik, chairman of COTHMBG2G, Cookie Giver, Evil leader and generally a pain in the arse