Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:57 pm

You leaving? Just when things were getting fun! Damn you!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:00 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@SS: Good luck with your computer, sounds good I'm also getting a new comp at work, but at home I only use my laptop.

Heehee, I have my laptop sitting on the desk to the right of my monitor and I use it to play IWD while using my desktop PC to post.

time to catch some sleep - see you all later and good night

G'night.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:22 pm

Night... I think I'm gonna do the same...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:35 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Night... I think I'm gonna do the same...

G'night.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:27 am

*Walks in armed to the bone, takes one look at the croc and shots it in the leg.*
Next it will be those who want to feed me to the crocs.
Now where is that earl grey???

*Walks up to the bar, puts his uzi on it, takes out a desert eagle places it on his right and waits to be served his tea*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:21 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Apparently, there are mixed feelings about your presence here. I'm bartender right now and the owner is out so hang out. Aegis is head of security so he may overstep my bounds. I just pour drinks and run the shine outfit.

@ Ned, I think you will find I am head of security!

I was here first and offered Aegis the position as bear keeper. I am Croc and Gorilla keeper and I oversee all throwings out. Thanks.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:26 am

You going to throw me into the pit eh?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:33 am

Originally posted by CM
You going to throw me into the pit eh?

No, you are a COMMer, but I will warn you that you should cease and desist lest I throw my machete into your forehead. Have a nice day.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:41 am

An uzi versus a machete???
Do you really want to try?
Now where is my earl gray????

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:56 am

Hey! Will you guys keep it down! Buzzy has a hand-over!

*Grizzly bear moaning, while laying flat on the counter.*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:01 am

sorry nippy, Aegis was in here earlier with dual fish blazing. I thought I remembered him being appointed head of security. Well, as long as your here,you deal with him. Uzi's aren't very accurate anyway.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:05 am

Buzzy has a hand-over

Okay, I am sure that THAT is in violation of some rule somewhere.

Look at this place! I come in in the morning, people are brandishing firearms, bears are hung over, Ned is apparantly STILL under the influence, and those damn bunnies are still laughing at me.

God, I love this place.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 11:29 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Okay, I am sure that THAT is in violation of some rule somewhere.

Look at this place! I come in in the morning, people are brandishing firearms, bears are hung over, Ned is apparantly STILL under the influence, and those damn bunnies are still laughing at me.

God, I love this place.

God I love working here!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:40 pm

So am i going to get my tea or am i going to have to go to court???

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:50 pm

Originally posted by CM
So am i going to get my tea or am i going to have to go to court???

Thats it! you've been warned! To the pit with you.

*Wakes Buzzy up, avoiding the swatting paw, and leads him to CM, and scoops him into a big bear hug. Unfortunatly, for CM, Buzzy's hangover is worse then expected, and the bear vomits, then falls alseep, pinning CM under the weight...*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by Aegis

Thats it! you've been warned! To the pit with you.

*Wakes Buzzy up, avoiding the swatting paw, and leads him to CM, and scoops him into a big bear hug. Unfortunatly, for CM, Buzzy's hangover is worse then expected, and the bear vomits, then falls alseep, pinning CM under the weight...*

*Viv wanders in at this time and is greeted with a scary sight, though she can't help but feel happy that it's CM under there*

Umm....I was just looking for a drink...No need to sick metal robots on me.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:57 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

*Viv wanders in at this time and is greeted with a scary sight, though she can't help but feel happy that it's CM under there*

Umm....I was just looking for a drink...No need to sick metal robots on me.

Metal robots? Nah... Thats just Buzzy, the Bear Drinking Bear... He had a little bit too much last night...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:02 pm

Originally posted by Aegis

Metal robots? Nah... Thats just Buzzy, the Bear Drinking Bear... He had a little bit too much last night...

Wow...the stories you must have

I take it he's trained?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:02 pm

*gets out of the muck and pushes the dumb bear off of him*
Thats it.
Shots the bear, leaving it wounded but not mortally*

Aegis for that you will pay.
*grabs Aegis by his collar and the seat of his pants
Carry's him over to the pit and dumps him into the crocs mouth
Walks back to the bar*

Now where is my damn tea???

*Fas turns his head has he hears a loud splash, the croc spit aegis out! *

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:04 pm

Originally posted by CM
*gets out of the muck and pushes the dumb bear off of him*
Thats it.
Shots the bear, leaving it wounded but not mortally*

Aegis for that you will pay.
*grabs Aegis by his collar and the seat of his pants
Carry's him over to the pit and dumps him into the crocs mouth
Walks back to the bar*

Now where is my damn tea???

*Fas turns his head has he hears a loud splash, the croc spit aegis out! *

*Watches in amusement as CM thorws his simuclrum into the pit. Then goes to tend to Buzzy, but not before doing one thing...*

[/b]SMACK[/b]

*CM gets smacked arcoss the head with a fish*