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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I must request that I be transferred into a Witness Protection program that I might be spared the wrath of Don Tybaltus, feared Mafia boss and renowned international criminal, not to mention he kicks puppies . He threatened my family, said he'd have them made into sausages if I didn't do it.

WRONG! I love animals. I would never, ever, ever kick a dog. To say that to a me is certainly insulting. So that attack is out of line. Besides, Im no mafia big-wig. Im just someone who wanted to have some drinks in a friendly bar....thats all I wanted to do this morning *sob* Why is everyone trying to blame me!?

Yeah, what Ode said and that...

Just as long as the government will provide plenty of booze and weed where we're going...

You know Ode, I really think we should invest in a bouncer for the RT - could help us out of messes like this one. I have my eye on a 8' gorilla named Two-Fingers Charlie

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
**raises battle axe at Ode**

FOr some reason, I think you were the one who started all this chaos...

Moi? Oh most beautiful madame, you break my heart with your harsh accusations.
I'faith, 'twas not me, I am as innocent and pure as the newly fallen snow.

In a funny sort of way a battleaxe suits you, by the way. I prefer sai, or longswords, myself.

EDIT @Kam-I think you're right, we should get a bouncer. Next applicant, methinks, but in the meantime we can use your gorilla.

@Don Tybaltus-Forgive me, Don Tybaltus. Too many puppies have suffered, I can stand the guilt of knowing I could have spoken up and stopped their pain no more.

LMAO!

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I must request that I be transferred into a Witness Protection program that I might be spared the wrath of Don Tybaltus, feared Mafia boss and renowned international criminal, not to mention he kicks puppies . He threatened my family, said he'd have them made into sausages if I didn't do it.

Nice one there, Odie!

@Kammy: Whaddaya mean "STONE" me?!!! I never do those spliffs thingy.

Dont believe them, AC. Theyre just out for themselves and attacking the innocent. Besides, theyre accusations are way out of line. You have to believe me!

Originally posted by McBane


What's this?? People have been making remarks about your panties? **looks around angrily** Tell me who Viv, I'll take care of it!

It was RandomThug last night. *hug* I think he was just trying to joke, but yes I didn't know how to react. I posted a pm to Gwally to ask him what to do, but of course Gwally is not a regular pm checker



Gwally: Ooh! She's coming here? If she needs a guide let me know It's not raining, but the suns not out either...pretty good day for traveling if it doesn't rain



Maharlika: Awe *pours him a nice, hot cup of earl grey tea*

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Moi? Oh most beautiful madame, you break my heart with your harsh accusations.
I'faith, 'twas not me, I am as innocent and pure as the newly fallen snow.

In a funny sort of way a battleaxe suits you, by the way. I prefer sai, or longswords, myself.

Eh, I prefer scimitars, actually. However, battle-axe looks somewhat more intimidating.

I have to go eat. Be on your BEST behavior... And my place better still be standing when I get back!

Please, Viv, Mah, AC, Help me out here. Im trying to defend myself but McB, Kam and Ode are too much for me to deal with at once. They claim I beat animals when I am just the contrary. I love animals. They claim I am a mafia man, and Im not. HELP ME!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Please, Viv, Mah, AC, Help me out here. Im trying to defend myself but McB, Kam and Ode are too much for me to deal with at once. They claim I beat animals when I am just the contrary. I love animals. They claim I am a mafia man, and Im not. HELP ME!

No, now that you've shown your true colours noone can help you. Muhuhahahahahahahaha.

Okay folks...

...this is a COMM and run for me...

...since I have to do that darn TOEFL exam tomorrow morning.

*sips Viv's prepared tea* Ahhhh... heavenly.

BTW, truth to be told I saw that series of post re: Viv's and thug's, quite late for me to react and post and I figured Viv took care of it on her own. (like gracefully ignoring such remarks )

Goodnight! *hugs at Viv and AC* *knuckle pumps with the boys* See you later.

aharlika

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Please, Viv, Mah, AC, Help me out here. Im trying to defend myself but McB, Kam and Ode are too much for me to deal with at once. They claim I beat animals when I am just the contrary. I love animals. They claim I am a mafia man, and Im not. HELP ME!

There there Don Tybaltus, take it easy. **Pours Don a cup of coffee** Just take a drink, relax...relax...

Originally posted by Kameleon


No, now that you've shown your true colours noone can help you. Muhuhahahahahahahaha.

Drop it Kam. Youve been busted. Face the music or cower away.

Later Mah. Good talking to you today.

Originally posted by Vivien


It was RandomThug last night. *hug* I think he was just trying to joke, but yes I didn't know how to react. I posted a pm to Gwally to ask him what to do, but of course Gwally is not a regular pm checker

Excuse me, didn't I ask this before?

@Don Tybaltus-Mafia baron puppy-kicker

@AC-Of course, i can't promise anything about the behaviour but your tavern will still be standing. I never destroy a good tavern.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Please, Viv, Mah, AC, Help me out here. Im trying to defend myself but McB, Kam and Ode are too much for me to deal with at once. They claim I beat animals when I am just the contrary. I love animals. They claim I am a mafia man, and Im not. HELP ME!

Okay


They'll be weaker if we seperate them



McBane: Sweetie, why don't you come sit over here near me to comfort me after that traumatic incident.

*Viv pats the chair next to her and tries to look sad*




Aqua: Hee You go girl

Originally posted by McBane


There there Don Tybaltus, take it easy. **Pours Don a cup of coffee** Just take a drink, relax...relax...

Its all good. Though I dont believe my name has any derivative of Don.

Seeya Mah

DonT - I'm not sure that threatening me still further is helping your cause, capiche?

EDIT @ McB - Don't do it!! It's what they want! Be strong and hold out for us all to get hugs! You see, they're getting desperate now - next step is a settlement in our favour

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Was this Random Thug we're talking about? I did wonder why he was allowed to be so rude as that, but I figured if you'd had a problem you would have made him apologize, @Viv.
Sorry if I was wrong.

Those are they. It was obvious that Viv found the comments distasteful, but I was complacent and was willing to wait for Viv to respond to him. I thought about it, and realized that by not pointing out his mistake, he could have interpreted our silence as acceptance. That was not the case, I am sure, and I wanted to set the record straight.

Hmm..I seem to be all mixed up and behind due to silly work not letting me spam to my hearts content. So, if I make no sense please ignore it.

Ode: Huh? See above



Mah: Okay! Have a good day!

Originally posted by Vivien


Okay


They'll be weaker if we seperate them



McBane: Sweetie, why don't you come sit over here near me to comfort me after that traumatic incident.

*Viv pats the chair next to her and tries to look sad*




Aqua: Hee You go girl

**Like a deer in headlights, McBane moves quickly to sit near Viv. He puts his arms comfortingly around her. As the others stand and stare in shock, Viv starts kissing McBane passionately. **

Bye Mah, good luck with your test tomorrow.

@Don Tybaltus-The game's up, your canine-kicking days of crime are over!