Originally posted by HighLordDave Sex is only pre-marital if you end up getting hitched . . . at least that's the excuse one of my old hypocritical bible-thumping Southern Baptist roommates used to spew out before engaging in a night of carnal debauchery.
LOL..You have to love the way his mind worked
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Maybe so. But its not seduction that I focus on. I mean its pointless for me to go after that. I mean, as someone who tries to follow the rules of the Bible, I find it immoral for pre-marital sex.
*awaits the barrage of laughter to follow or just strange looks*
Yeah....Im wierd. So what? I feel better about it.
Hrm...now...where did my dignity go?
*starts to search under keyboard*
*searches wallet*
*searches behind ears*
LOL....Don't worry Tyb...
I was not trying to roll you
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Originally posted by HighLordDave Sex is only pre-marital if you end up getting hitched . . . at least that's the excuse one of my old hypocritical bible-thumping Southern Baptist roommates used to spew out before engaging in a night of carnal debauchery.
Nice!
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's if you get back up."
Originally posted by Scayde LOL..You have to love the way his mind worked
He also thought that dancing was "immoral" but since he didn't move his feet (much), it was okay to stand in the middle of a club with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other trying to hook up with girls he wasn't going to marry.
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
I am slowly gathering my army for the second attack. I will not be thwarted by your cold weather and become sick again, this time I am bringing Undergarments!
Canada will FALL~!
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.
Originally posted by Scayde LOL....Don't worry Tyb...
I was not trying to roll you
Roll me? Im not sure what that term means.
@Z Uh...erm....you been feeling ok recently? Youre beginning to scare everyone...and not because of your Canadian beer either...
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by RandomThug *humps scaydes right leg passionatly*
"Its all about the love... share the love baby... wait wheres chanak..."
*shakes head sadly*
Poor guy doesn't realize we had him neutered the last time we took him to the vet...
Scayde, where is Thug's food? We better feed him...he's starting to get all mushy on us.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
@Ty.....When I'm sick I do very odd things ....It's not my fault, I swear....that cough medicine is insane!.....excellent. Now they're afraid of me....heh....heh...heh....
@Thug...I've got a present for ya
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's if you get back up."
Originally posted by HighLordDave He also thought that dancing was "immoral" but since he didn't move his feet (much), it was okay to stand in the middle of a club with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other trying to hook up with girls he wasn't going to marry.
LOL.....You know..I think I knew this guy...
@Thug...Sweety..We are friends with Canada
Go attack the kid with the loud stereo in his car outside my window
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Originally posted by Scayde You're right Sweetheart....I think Vlad ate it all.....seems he has been bested by a ****y ...cat
LMAO... Vlad's in hiding right now, nursing that load of food he just consumed, no doubt...I haven't heard nor seen him for quite some time now.
I think tying him up to the stake out back might be the best thing, cowgirl.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Originally posted by Chanak LMAO... Vlad's in hiding right now, nursing that load of food he just consumed, no doubt...I haven't heard nor seen him for quite some time now.
I think tying him up to the stake out back might be the best thing, cowgirl.
LOL....@Thug: Well .at the risk of you enjoying this.....*Throws lasso around Thug*......come on, I'm gonna have to tie you up
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
*The thunderous roar that is Thugs fury begins to bellow into the nights sky, as if all at once the worlds airspace became under attack by a thunderstorm*
*a drooling blood stained naked thug stands before a fire darkened black pit of death, the bodies of many innocent lay in the center burning into the nights sky*
*The ritual is almost complete*
THE SKIES WILL BE AS DARK AS MY SOUL FOR ALL HOURS AND THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL WHO STAND BEFORE MY WRATH.
*The fire burns hotter and brighter than any fire has ever before... then settles in a moment of errie silence. The smoke from the dead flows over the horizon and towards canada....*
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.
