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[QUOTE=Erenor]As long as I get a weapon and a mission I'm good to go with almost any title! I'll have to tweak the rubber bullet guns, though. What if I'm surrounded by smurfs and I need more firepower. They have to have a full-auto version of those things. Heck, they make shotguns to shoot larger versions of those rubber bullets! Fun! Hmm...splattered smurf on the way...[/QUOTE]

Streetsweaper would work. One of those semi-automatic shotguns?

[QUOTE=Magrus]Streetsweaper would work. One of those semi-automatic shotguns? [/QUOTE]

Perfect! They actually make those with ammo drums of 50 rounds. Considering smurfs are small and group together to attack, you could probably waste two per shot minimum! Just have to watch the splatter, b/c cleaning that blue goo off of your shoes and clothing just sucks the big one. The pump shotguns are cool too, though. Just the sound of it getting pumped is envigorating. Bloodlust ensues just from that sound.

[QUOTE=Erenor]Perfect! They actually make those with ammo drums of 50 rounds. Considering smurfs are small and group together to attack, you could probably waste two per shot minimum! Just have to watch the splatter, b/c cleaning that blue goo off of your shoes and clothing just sucks the big one. The pump shotguns are cool too, though. Just the sound of it getting pumped is envigorating. Bloodlust ensues just from that sound.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather go after them with a big warhammer or something. It might be fun to just blast away and watch them go up like wet, blue cream puffs though. If you got one that didn't use slugs, but the buckshot/birdshot, whatever it is, you'd spray a whole mess of the little guys.

I think I need to start getting more sleep...

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'd rather go after them with a big warhammer or something. It might be fun to just blast away and watch them go up like wet, blue cream puffs though. If you got one that didn't use slugs, but the buckshot/birdshot, whatever it is, you'd spray a whole mess of the little guys.

I think I need to start getting more sleep... [/QUOTE]

If I went with a melee weapon it would probably be a sword of some sort, but why not use a weedwacker or a lawnmower and just run over the little guys?

use the push mowers!

but thats no fun. watching them scream when you remove the group leaders head from a distance is better. oooooooosssssssooooooooo better. what blood thirsty i am not. i live off of carnage, CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no not MR. Bear again!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Demortis]use the push mowers!

but thats no fun. watching them scream when you remove the group leaders head from a distance is better. oooooooosssssssooooooooo better. what blood thirsty i am not. i live off of carnage, CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no not MR. Bear again!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

I'm not sure removing from a distance is necessary here. Smurfs are little. Can't I just swarm in with a two-handed sword and start whacking off heads and limbs?

[QUOTE=Erenor]I'm not sure removing from a distance is necessary here. Smurfs are little. Can't I just swarm in with a two-handed sword and start whacking off heads and limbs?[/QUOTE]
I have alwaysed wanted to kill the smurfs,Or help gargamel,whatever.God even the smurfs remind me of Donnie Darko,I love that movie.

Thankgoodnes...

...I'm a kender with my trusty lampshade.

I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a smurf.

[QUOTE=Maharlika]...I'm a kender with my trusty lampshade.

I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a smurf.
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So long as you keep the lampshade and don't end up blue your fine.

[QUOTE=Maharlika]...I'm a kender with my trusty lampshade.

I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a smurf.
[/QUOTE]So you're saying that all this time you've been a human, not a Smurf?

[QUOTE=oozae]So you're saying that all this time you've been a human, not a Smurf?[/QUOTE]

No, a kender.

[QUOTE=Magrus]No, a kender. [/QUOTE]

what's a kender?

[QUOTE=Maharlika]
I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a smurf.
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Beware you, who has been mistaken for a smurf. There are many smurf slayers and there are many evil spells in your way.

But beware far more you, who seek to remove the smurf plague of the land. They are resourcefull, blue, and they use to destroy childrens brain with sweet melodies and goodie two shoes banters. But the worst is not that: The Smurfs are Evil.

CM is a smurf. The boss. Worst than any other smurf, even the beirded one, or the girl.

Beware.

plus they have those white pants so the stains don't show

how much plastic are we talkin here? i have a "military discount". and you wanted them in smurf shapes? i think i can do that..... just got to talk to my explosive experts. i know alot about them, but im not an explosives artist.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]plus they have those white pants so the stains don't show [/QUOTE]

Good call, I'd go with that, but then the booze stains would show up. Win/lose situation.

[QUOTE=Demortis]how much plastic are we talkin here? i have a "military discount". and you wanted them in smurf shapes? i think i can do that..... just got to talk to my explosive experts. i know alot about them, but im not an explosives artist.[/QUOTE]

Well, roughly 100 lbs. A 2 lb block should be enough to make an average sized smurf shape. So 50 of those smurf-explosives should make a decent distraction. They wander up to the "new squad" to check orders, and BOOM. Smurf guts.

Explosives are the wrong choice. Smurfs will divide and multiply if they explode. You must use THE OTHER WEAPON against them.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Explosives are the wrong choice. Smurfs will divide and multiply if they explode. You must use THE OTHER WEAPON against them.[/QUOTE]

The Tequila Cannon?

[QUOTE=Magrus]The Tequila Cannon? [/QUOTE]

No... the Holy Cannon wont work... Smurfs love tequila...

Its THE OTHER WEAPON... actually it is a being... but not he, nor she, nor it... its... its... Evil Incarnate

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No... the Holy Cannon wont work... Smurfs love tequila...

Its THE OTHER WEAPON... actually it is a being... but not he, nor she, nor it... its... its... Evil Incarnate[/QUOTE]

Well then, we'll send out Oozit right away. That'll scatter the little buggers.