The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:51 am

How can I be a suspect in the Bunn-ay's death. I led it to GB in the first place!
And what has it met with? Open hostility from many, and only due care and attention from Brynnie.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:54 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]What is this bureau all about? I have not been informed of such events! What are you up to, Luis?[/QUOTE]

Hello Sytze, I'm chief investigator on the HBI. This organization thrives to purge SYM of the common lies, and to investigate all - I mean all - injustices commited during spam, by making a correct portrait of the posters and - and I mean and - judging them afterwards by a comitee of users. You have been far far away, so I'm afraid we will have to investigate you on the case of the Archers Conspiracy to conceal Uncomfy Pink Boxers. But today, the Bunn-ays Case is on. Sorry.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:59 am

I know nothing of such pink boxers events. It was all a sham, really!

Darn it, I thought I had it covered-up well enough.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:00 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]How can I be a suspect in the Bunn-ay's death. I led it to GB in the first place!
[/QUOTE]

This is very suspicious. Further investigation may be necessary to establish motive; accomplices etc. We have need of an interrogator

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:01 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]This is very suspicious. Further investigation may be necessary to establish motive; accomplices etc. We have need of an interrogator[/QUOTE]

He is an archer. Then maybe this is linked to the killing - I have to study more on the pink boxer subject.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:03 am

Luis, do that on your own time. You have responsibilities

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:04 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
He is an archer. Then maybe this is linked to the killing - I have to study more on the pink boxer subject.[/QUOTE]

She's replying to Ravagar. I'm totally innocent on the bunny case.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:06 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]We have need of an interrogator[/QUOTE]Someone summoned me?

On the rack, bunnyboy! Confess your sins, name your associates, or spend an eternity in torment.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:06 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]She's replying to Ravagar. I'm totally innocent on the bunny case.

[/QUOTE]

That has yet to be established.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:09 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]She's replying to Ravagar. I'm totally innocent on the bunny case.

[/QUOTE]

As am I. The only crime I'm guilty of is introducing you all to Bunn-ay in the first place!

Hey, I'm finally EVIL! :devil:

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:10 am

I'm under no bunny investigation. Pink Boxers are my trade. I can't be subjected to two investigations, it's inhuman!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:12 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm EVIL![/QUOTE]
That's a start, to realise you're sinner is the beginning of redemption. But more details, names please. *readies steeltoothed comb*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:14 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]I'm under no bunny investigation. Pink Boxers are my trade. I can't be subjected to two investigations, it's inhuman![/QUOTE]

Denial will lead you nowhere.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:15 am

Sytze wrote:I'm under no bunny investigation.

The HBI will be the judge of that.

Pink Boxers are my trade. !

Noted

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:16 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Denial will lead you nowhere.[/QUOTE]

It surely stops the strange voices in my head.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:17 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Noted[/QUOTE]
If you want a pair, all you have to do is ask, you know.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:17 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]It surely stops the strange voices in my head.[/QUOTE]

We should call Hill and ask for a psychometric probation on Sytze. Via Rectum, of course.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:17 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]That's a start, to realise you're sinner is the beginning of redemption. But more details, names please. *readies steeltoothed comb*[/QUOTE]

That's the start and the finish. None of your Belgian tricks of the trade shall harm me! :mischief:

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:21 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]We should call Hill and ask for a psychometric probation on Sytze. Via Rectum, of course.[/quote]
Noted and Seconded

*Blows the Hill-Shatar Horn*

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:22 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]That's the start. your Belgian tricks of the trade shall harm me![/QUOTE]Hah, you know it! (actually they are more Spanish in nature)
*draws comb over Rav's naked chest leaving an interlacing pattern of red lines*
@ Sytze: you paint dogs?