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- Chimaera182
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Damn you Chim, now I want pizza!
Oh well, I have another burger waiting for me...[/QUOTE]
Oh, dude, I wish someone had been here to help me with that pizza. I ate a whole large pizza in one sitting (8 slices, Papa Johns large, if you need that much detail). Due to one of the things I was doing last night, the effect of gorging on an entire pizza when I had had like 5 bowls of pasta earlier in the day didn't hit me. But I felt it this morning, and I'm amazed my stomach didn't explode.
Ah, well, it was still freaking amazing. I watched several hours of TV and I don't remember more than a few minutes of it.
Three screwdrivers and a bowl go a looooong way. :laugh:
Oh, dude, I wish someone had been here to help me with that pizza. I ate a whole large pizza in one sitting (8 slices, Papa Johns large, if you need that much detail). Due to one of the things I was doing last night, the effect of gorging on an entire pizza when I had had like 5 bowls of pasta earlier in the day didn't hit me. But I felt it this morning, and I'm amazed my stomach didn't explode.
Ah, well, it was still freaking amazing. I watched several hours of TV and I don't remember more than a few minutes of it.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Last night I fell down a flight of stairs and hurt myself bad enough I couldn't work today. Now, I read you would have offered me pizza? Man, I got screwed on that deal. ![Mad :mad:](./images/smilies/)
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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Hehe. I'm in pain. Generally, I don't think of such things when I'm in pain.
Although, I did get a lot of sleep since yesterday. I had wicked naughty dreams I cannot mention here.![Eek! :o](./images/smilies/)
Although, I did get a lot of sleep since yesterday. I had wicked naughty dreams I cannot mention here.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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- Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=Magrus]That's not near so bad as mine. :laugh: Mine would have broken two NYS laws.
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Heh! I cant compare of course. Anyway, naughty dreams are the best. I'm all for naughty dreams. But after the naughty dream I had a haunt dream (I would try to beat a guy who wanted to do ill to me and he was a ghost and I would just notice it when I tried to slap him in the face). Twas no good.
Heh! I cant compare of course. Anyway, naughty dreams are the best. I'm all for naughty dreams. But after the naughty dream I had a haunt dream (I would try to beat a guy who wanted to do ill to me and he was a ghost and I would just notice it when I tried to slap him in the face). Twas no good.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
Those aren't good. I woke up from a dream monday morning. I had bruises around each of my wrists. That hasn't happened in a long, long time. :speech:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Chimaera182
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That was Sunday night, not last night. Sunday night was a night full of pizza and liquor and green and TV which was extremely hilarious and entertaining and stellar, but unfortunately not memorable.
Oh, I inherited this odd dream-cycle from my mother, where I only remember dreaming for one week out of every month. And the dreams are hardly memorable, but what I do know is that naughty dreams come once in a blue ball for me. Blue moon, I mean.![:angel:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f47c.svg)
Oh, I inherited this odd dream-cycle from my mother, where I only remember dreaming for one week out of every month. And the dreams are hardly memorable, but what I do know is that naughty dreams come once in a blue ball for me. Blue moon, I mean.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
[QUOTE=Magrus]Creative thinking is encouraged. However, why were you drinking Corona? Not even people who live in Mexico drink the stuff. :laugh:
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I drank most of the stuff their.....and I had already mixed my Bacardi with jack daniels... all the way to the top of the glass.....I chugged it as fast as I could to get more jack daniels but I wasnt fast enough...and my friend want to have it all to himself.....I know most of it would be wasted by him barfing it up sooner or later....so I found a bottle on the floor...... a full bottle of Corona...and I down most of it and had the jack mixed in their....so I had two mixed drinks
.....I was the designated walker so I didnt have to worry about drinking....however my friends didnt want me to wake up next to a bum or prostitute:laugh: ....so they took me home......where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire
:laugh: ![:angel:](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f47c.svg)
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I drank most of the stuff their.....and I had already mixed my Bacardi with jack daniels... all the way to the top of the glass.....I chugged it as fast as I could to get more jack daniels but I wasnt fast enough...and my friend want to have it all to himself.....I know most of it would be wasted by him barfing it up sooner or later....so I found a bottle on the floor...... a full bottle of Corona...and I down most of it and had the jack mixed in their....so I had two mixed drinks
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
- Chimaera182
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[QUOTE=slade]where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire
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ROFL. God, why don't I ever have drunk stories like that to tell? Blah. I guess it's because I spend most of my drinking time at home, seated at my computer or TV, and just get engrossed in whatever is on either one of them. Good thing, too; I'd hate to get in a fight with my fire extinguisher, especially since I don't have one. :speech: But so far, the only drunk story I really genuinely have is when I got drunk at my friend's birthday party, knocked the wind out of him, and licked his girlfriend on the back of the neck (with him watching; he told me later that he thought I kissed her there, but she told him otherwise).
I'm so glad I don't remember that night--although the memory of me punching my friend would've been nice--and fortunately for me, my friend was mature enough to understand I didn't mean to do either one (he said he was more angry at me for hitting him). But that story just doesn't compare to anything y'all have.
And don't tell me to drink more; I got drunk last night, and this morning I was about ready to swear off alcohol. Not that I had the lovely head-ache/puking of the hangover, but I did feel rather nauseous. And to think, I am going out with a friend tonight who told me she'd be the DD and I could drink to my heart's content.![Roll Eyes :rolleyes:](./images/smilies/)
ROFL. God, why don't I ever have drunk stories like that to tell? Blah. I guess it's because I spend most of my drinking time at home, seated at my computer or TV, and just get engrossed in whatever is on either one of them. Good thing, too; I'd hate to get in a fight with my fire extinguisher, especially since I don't have one. :speech: But so far, the only drunk story I really genuinely have is when I got drunk at my friend's birthday party, knocked the wind out of him, and licked his girlfriend on the back of the neck (with him watching; he told me later that he thought I kissed her there, but she told him otherwise).
And don't tell me to drink more; I got drunk last night, and this morning I was about ready to swear off alcohol. Not that I had the lovely head-ache/puking of the hangover, but I did feel rather nauseous. And to think, I am going out with a friend tonight who told me she'd be the DD and I could drink to my heart's content.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Heelp. Hungover.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Heelp. Hungover.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]
well fired roll with two processed cheese triangles and a packet of plain crisps crushed on to it. Large bottle of irn bru. Two ibuprofen tablets. Bed :laugh:
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]
well fired roll with two processed cheese triangles and a packet of plain crisps crushed on to it. Large bottle of irn bru. Two ibuprofen tablets. Bed :laugh: