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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:07 pm
by shana
Night Mag, I'm off soon myself!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:11 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=shana]Night Mag, I'm off soon myself![/QUOTE]
Ha! See? Magrus matters.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:12 pm
by shana
I never said he didn't!!
See ya!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:14 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=shana]I never said he didn't!![/QUOTE]
Emphasis on "Magrus". Magrus matters.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:14 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Magrus]Damn you Chim, now I want pizza!
Oh well, I have another burger waiting for me...[/QUOTE]
Oh, dude, I wish someone had been here to help me with that pizza. I ate a whole large pizza in one sitting (8 slices, Papa Johns large, if you need that much detail). Due to one of the things I was doing last night, the effect of gorging on an entire pizza when I had had like 5 bowls of pasta earlier in the day didn't hit me. But I felt it this morning, and I'm amazed my stomach didn't explode.
Ah, well, it was still freaking amazing. I watched several hours of TV and I don't remember more than a few minutes of it.
Three screwdrivers and a bowl go a looooong way. :laugh:
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:34 pm
by Magrus
Last night I fell down a flight of stairs and hurt myself bad enough I couldn't work today. Now, I read you would have offered me pizza? Man, I got screwed on that deal.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:37 pm
by Luis Antonio
Heh! I wish I had broke my leg so my gf would stay with me the whole afternoon taking care of me.
So, this is the MCOPCDAWD and no perversion was mentioned in... 3 posts? Oh damn!
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 pm
by Magrus
Hehe. I'm in pain. Generally, I don't think of such things when I'm in pain.
Although, I did get a lot of sleep since yesterday. I had wicked naughty dreams I cannot mention here.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:46 pm
by Luis Antonio
Coincidentally the few hours I've slept this eve were crowded by naughty dreams that ashame me.
a girl would run behind me for hours, pretending to be my gf and wanting to give me "massage" and so she did. Twas... embarassing.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:54 pm
by Magrus
That's not near so bad as mine. :laugh: Mine would have broken two NYS laws.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:58 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]That's not near so bad as mine. :laugh: Mine would have broken two NYS laws.
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Heh! I cant compare of course. Anyway, naughty dreams are the best. I'm all for naughty dreams. But after the naughty dream I had a haunt dream (I would try to beat a guy who wanted to do ill to me and he was a ghost and I would just notice it when I tried to slap him in the face). Twas no good.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:00 pm
by Magrus
Those aren't good. I woke up from a dream monday morning. I had bruises around each of my wrists. That hasn't happened in a long, long time. :speech:
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:17 pm
by Chimaera182
That was Sunday night, not last night. Sunday night was a night full of pizza and liquor and green and TV which was extremely hilarious and entertaining and stellar, but unfortunately not memorable.
Oh, I inherited this odd dream-cycle from my mother, where I only remember dreaming for one week out of every month. And the dreams are hardly memorable, but what I do know is that naughty dreams come once in a blue ball for me. Blue
moon, I mean.
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:55 am
by slade
[QUOTE=Magrus]Creative thinking is encouraged. However, why were you drinking Corona? Not even people who live in Mexico drink the stuff. :laugh:
...[/QUOTE]
I drank most of the stuff their.....and I had already mixed my Bacardi with jack daniels... all the way to the top of the glass.....I chugged it as fast as I could to get more jack daniels but I wasnt fast enough...and my friend want to have it all to himself.....I know most of it would be wasted by him barfing it up sooner or later....so I found a bottle on the floor...... a full bottle of Corona...and I down most of it and had the jack mixed in their....so I had two mixed drinks
.....I was the designated walker so I didnt have to worry about drinking....however my friends didnt want me to wake up next to a bum or prostitute:laugh: ....so they took me home......where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire
:laugh:
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:12 am
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=slade]where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire
:laugh:
[/QUOTE]
ROFL. God, why don't I ever have drunk stories like that to tell? Blah. I guess it's because I spend most of my drinking time at home, seated at my computer or TV, and just get engrossed in whatever is on either one of them. Good thing, too; I'd hate to get in a fight with my fire extinguisher, especially since I don't have one. :speech: But so far, the only drunk story I really genuinely have is when I got drunk at my friend's birthday party, knocked the wind out of him, and licked his girlfriend on the back of the neck (with him watching; he told me later that he thought I kissed her there, but she told him otherwise).
I'm so glad I don't remember that night--although the memory of me punching my friend would've been nice--and fortunately for me, my friend was mature enough to understand I didn't mean to do either one (he said he was more angry at me for hitting him). But that story just doesn't compare to anything y'all have.
And don't tell me to drink more; I got drunk last night, and this morning I was about ready to swear off alcohol. Not that I had the lovely head-ache/puking of the hangover, but I did feel rather nauseous. And to think, I am going out with a friend tonight who told me she'd be the DD and I could drink to my heart's content.
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:21 am
by Denethorn
Heelp. Hungover.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:23 am
by Ravager
Hah. You can't even blame the light adjustment on that with it being light outside.
Go on a apam spree, though I don't think many people are around to appreciate it...
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:34 am
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Heelp. Hungover.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]
well fired roll with two processed cheese triangles and a packet of plain crisps crushed on to it. Large bottle of irn bru. Two ibuprofen tablets. Bed :laugh:
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:36 am
by Ravager
So speaks the voice of experience...
Though I think that any 'cure' containing Irn Bru is limited to the Scots.
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:36 am
by Gunofgod
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Heelp. Hungover.
Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.
Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]
You could just throw up.