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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:07 pm
by shana
Night Mag, I'm off soon myself!

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:11 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=shana]Night Mag, I'm off soon myself![/QUOTE]
Ha! See? Magrus matters.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:12 pm
by shana
I never said he didn't!!

See ya!

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:14 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=shana]I never said he didn't!![/QUOTE]
Emphasis on "Magrus". Magrus matters.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:14 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Magrus]Damn you Chim, now I want pizza! :mad: Oh well, I have another burger waiting for me...[/QUOTE]
Oh, dude, I wish someone had been here to help me with that pizza. I ate a whole large pizza in one sitting (8 slices, Papa Johns large, if you need that much detail). Due to one of the things I was doing last night, the effect of gorging on an entire pizza when I had had like 5 bowls of pasta earlier in the day didn't hit me. But I felt it this morning, and I'm amazed my stomach didn't explode.

Ah, well, it was still freaking amazing. I watched several hours of TV and I don't remember more than a few minutes of it. :D Three screwdrivers and a bowl go a looooong way. :laugh:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:34 pm
by Magrus
Last night I fell down a flight of stairs and hurt myself bad enough I couldn't work today. Now, I read you would have offered me pizza? Man, I got screwed on that deal. :mad:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:37 pm
by Luis Antonio
Heh! I wish I had broke my leg so my gf would stay with me the whole afternoon taking care of me.

So, this is the MCOPCDAWD and no perversion was mentioned in... 3 posts? Oh damn!

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 pm
by Magrus
Hehe. I'm in pain. Generally, I don't think of such things when I'm in pain.

Although, I did get a lot of sleep since yesterday. I had wicked naughty dreams I cannot mention here. :o

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:46 pm
by Luis Antonio
Coincidentally the few hours I've slept this eve were crowded by naughty dreams that ashame me. :o a girl would run behind me for hours, pretending to be my gf and wanting to give me "massage" and so she did. Twas... embarassing.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:54 pm
by Magrus
That's not near so bad as mine. :laugh: Mine would have broken two NYS laws. :o

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:58 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]That's not near so bad as mine. :laugh: Mine would have broken two NYS laws. :o [/QUOTE]

Heh! I cant compare of course. Anyway, naughty dreams are the best. I'm all for naughty dreams. But after the naughty dream I had a haunt dream (I would try to beat a guy who wanted to do ill to me and he was a ghost and I would just notice it when I tried to slap him in the face). Twas no good.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:00 pm
by Magrus
Those aren't good. I woke up from a dream monday morning. I had bruises around each of my wrists. That hasn't happened in a long, long time. :speech:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:17 pm
by Chimaera182
That was Sunday night, not last night. Sunday night was a night full of pizza and liquor and green and TV which was extremely hilarious and entertaining and stellar, but unfortunately not memorable. :( :D

Oh, I inherited this odd dream-cycle from my mother, where I only remember dreaming for one week out of every month. And the dreams are hardly memorable, but what I do know is that naughty dreams come once in a blue ball for me. Blue moon, I mean. :angel:

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:55 am
by slade
[QUOTE=Magrus]Creative thinking is encouraged. However, why were you drinking Corona? Not even people who live in Mexico drink the stuff. :laugh:
...[/QUOTE]
I drank most of the stuff their.....and I had already mixed my Bacardi with jack daniels... all the way to the top of the glass.....I chugged it as fast as I could to get more jack daniels but I wasnt fast enough...and my friend want to have it all to himself.....I know most of it would be wasted by him barfing it up sooner or later....so I found a bottle on the floor...... a full bottle of Corona...and I down most of it and had the jack mixed in their....so I had two mixed drinks :D .....I was the designated walker so I didnt have to worry about drinking....however my friends didnt want me to wake up next to a bum or prostitute:laugh: ....so they took me home......where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire :( :laugh: :angel:

Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:12 am
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=slade]where I taught a fire extinguisher a lesson....never run into me in the hall way.....yes.....we are all going to die now if theres ever a fire :( :laugh: :angel:[/QUOTE]
ROFL. God, why don't I ever have drunk stories like that to tell? Blah. I guess it's because I spend most of my drinking time at home, seated at my computer or TV, and just get engrossed in whatever is on either one of them. Good thing, too; I'd hate to get in a fight with my fire extinguisher, especially since I don't have one. :speech: But so far, the only drunk story I really genuinely have is when I got drunk at my friend's birthday party, knocked the wind out of him, and licked his girlfriend on the back of the neck (with him watching; he told me later that he thought I kissed her there, but she told him otherwise). :eek: I'm so glad I don't remember that night--although the memory of me punching my friend would've been nice--and fortunately for me, my friend was mature enough to understand I didn't mean to do either one (he said he was more angry at me for hitting him). But that story just doesn't compare to anything y'all have. :(

And don't tell me to drink more; I got drunk last night, and this morning I was about ready to swear off alcohol. Not that I had the lovely head-ache/puking of the hangover, but I did feel rather nauseous. And to think, I am going out with a friend tonight who told me she'd be the DD and I could drink to my heart's content. :rolleyes:

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:21 am
by Denethorn
Heelp. Hungover.

Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.

Should go on a spam spree like this.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:23 am
by Ravager
Hah. You can't even blame the light adjustment on that with it being light outside. :p
Go on a apam spree, though I don't think many people are around to appreciate it... :(

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:34 am
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Heelp. Hungover.

Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.

Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]

well fired roll with two processed cheese triangles and a packet of plain crisps crushed on to it. Large bottle of irn bru. Two ibuprofen tablets. Bed :laugh:

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:36 am
by Ravager
So speaks the voice of experience...
Though I think that any 'cure' containing Irn Bru is limited to the Scots. :p ;)

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:36 am
by Gunofgod
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Heelp. Hungover.

Thank god for GB having a dark web page, on google a minute ago and couldn't look at the screen. Man it will be funny to read this rambling post when I recover.

Should go on a spam spree like this.[/QUOTE]

You could just throw up. ;)