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[QUOTE=Ravager]

@Juni, well, if you want to teach me, feel free... :devil: [/QUOTE]

Don't you usually pay for lessons?

Rav, it seems you need to polish up your ... ehm ... knowledge.

My Joke for today

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealers! I saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...! . The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900! ,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[QUOTE=Ravager@]Juni, well, if you want to teach me, feel free... :devil: [/QUOTE]Juni is not the one that has to do the ... feeling.

Q.E.D. ?:mischief:

@Juni, LOL!
Good joke.

:laugh: :laugh: Haha, good one juni .

Hello to all... Is slade back yet?

thanks i got a good chuckle out of it...

hello tony!

I know a naughty joke but I don't know whether I dare post it.

[QUOTE=Lestat]I know a naughty joke but I don't know whether I dare post it. [/QUOTE]
a special mass delivery PM then?

[QUOTE=Lestat]I know a naughty joke but I don't know whether I dare post it. [/QUOTE]

Oh come on lestat, it's not like anyone actually moderates the SF ... A mass PM would be cool too though.

Hello Juni, how goes life?

Oh well.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?








A: Slow down and use a lubricant

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Oh come on lestat, it's not like anyone actually moderates the SF ... A mass PM would be cool too though.

Hello Juni, how goes life? [/QUOTE]
GOOD!! no complaints here!! hows about you!?


@Lestat......haaaaaaa Funny! :laugh:

[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh well.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?








A: Slow down and use a lubricant[/QUOTE]

You chauvinistic sonuva... Frankly sir I am appalled...

... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:

Glad to hear it juni, me? I'm bored, same as always

Whats tony ranting about????????????????????? :laugh:

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Whats tony ranting about????????????????????? :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Same ol' chus, same ol'... What's going on bud?

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Hello to all... Is slade back yet?[/QUOTE]
Hi everyone
yeah Im back tony

My-my-my-my morrowind works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OS dumped me last night, and slade disowned me. :laugh:

And you?????????

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]You chauvinistic sonuva... Frankly sir I am appalled...

... Oh wait I'm a guy, these things are funny to me... Hahaha, good one :laugh:[/QUOTE]It was amongst others the high MCP level that made me hesitate to post it.

But it's such a nice play on words.

[QUOTE=slade]Hi everyone
yeah Im back tony [/QUOTE]

Bout damn time , you've been missed .

And yes lestat, it's a very nice play on words... I was just being goofy.

OS dumped you?! :speech:

... Can you give me her number?