OK now stop here for a sec! She's not a garbage bin! All these traitors will make her sick and poor thing will end up in the hospital, getting a gastric lavage!
*quickly composes a chart for Tsa's healthy diet for the next week*
Monday: roast chicken, tequila
Tuesday: medium-done horse steak, whiskey
Wednesday: arms of Mccool with fresh green salad, lemon juice
Thursday: troll stew with pasta, goblin pie
Friday: Mccool's legs with green salad, lemon juice
Saturday: a whole deer with blueberry sauce, stuffed yuan-ti, absinthe
Sunday: the remains of Mccool, lemon juice, dog pie, peach brandy
You can't just feed all these commies to her at once, they need to be chopped and prepared properly
(Day 28)