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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:37 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]COMM must be bad, this boy is begging to get back. I say we feed him to Tsa.[/QUOTE]
OK now stop here for a sec! She's not a garbage bin! All these traitors will make her sick and poor thing will end up in the hospital, getting a gastric lavage!
I won't let this happen!
*quickly composes a chart for Tsa's healthy diet for the next week*
Monday: roast chicken, tequila
Tuesday: medium-done horse steak, whiskey
Wednesday: arms of Mccool with fresh green salad, lemon juice
Thursday: troll stew with pasta, goblin pie
Friday: Mccool's legs with green salad, lemon juice
Saturday: a whole deer with blueberry sauce, stuffed yuan-ti, absinthe
Sunday: the remains of Mccool, lemon juice, dog pie, peach brandy
You can't just feed all these commies to her at once, they need to be chopped and prepared properly
(Day 28)
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:39 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=fable]You're right about the hand deal. But we can accommodate. Left hand it is!
[/QUOTE]
See how flexible good ol' Fable is
All for your benefit
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:16 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Brynn]OK now stop here for a sec! She's not a garbage bin! All these traitors will make her sick and poor thing will end up in the hospital, getting a gastric lavage!
I won't let this happen!
*quickly composes a chart for Tsa's healthy diet for the next week*
Monday: roast chicken, tequila
Tuesday: medium-done horse steak, whiskey
Wednesday: arms of Mccool with fresh green salad, lemon juice
Thursday: troll stew with pasta, goblin pie
Friday: Mccool's legs with green salad, lemon juice
Saturday: a whole deer with blueberry sauce, stuffed yuan-ti, absinthe
Sunday: the remains of Mccool, lemon juice, dog pie, peach brandy
You can't just feed all these commies to her at once, they need to be chopped and prepared properly
(Day 28)[/QUOTE]
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:54 am
by Mccool
You people can be so foolish (please not my LEFT hand or the brayer patch) do You actually think I would tell you the hand i use in my everyday life (I've decided to stop lying now
but i do want forgivness and I wouldn't betray maxi but I also Won't go back to COMM), I'm still untrusting of that prostitute though (in a temple, come on shed probably sacrifice me to some God or whatever) I like the idea of being fed to tsa over 1 week, and if the amputation is decided do i get anistetic or hit with a giant wooden plank?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:05 am
by Yeltsu
[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]alright.
*hugs*[/QUOTE]
Ahh, what a great way to start a new day
*hugs*
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:06 am
by Yeltsu
[QUOTE=Mccool](...)or hit with a giant wooden plank?[/QUOTE]
I can do that
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:10 am
by Mccool
Yay! Down I go......................
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:20 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Mccool] I like the idea of being fed to tsa over 1 week, and if the amputation is decided do i get anistetic or hit with a giant wooden plank?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, suuuure, painkillers too! Come ooon! Why would we make it easier for you?
You'll never learn that way
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:27 am
by Mccool
Yes but I'll never live that way either.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:31 am
by Yeltsu
[QUOTE=Mccool]Yes but I'll never live that way either.[/QUOTE]
Is that important?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:39 am
by Mccool
Kinda I guess.......................
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:10 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Yeltsu]Is that important?
[/QUOTE]
No, I don't think so
Just think about how useful your death will be: it will serve as a deterrant! You die for a noble aim! Can you imagine greater honour?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:16 am
by Mccool
Awwwwwwwwwww............................Everyones against me.
If you gonna do this i may as well just stay as COMM, and thats not somthing i wanna do.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:33 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Mccool]Awwwwwwwwwww............................Everyones against me.
If you gonna do this i may as well just stay as COMM, and thats not somthing i wanna do.[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe if you do a jig, a really good one mind you, we'll forgive you.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:02 am
by Mccool
A......a..........Jig?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:59 am
by Luis Antonio
Guys, the rusty butter knife is getting angry. Lets chop his hand of, no matter wich hand is. And lets make it painfull
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:11 am
by Mccool
Jeez...............well thanks, the rusty butter knife isn't the only one with feelings ya know!
Whatever lets get this over with i'm getting bord.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:14 am
by Luis Antonio
We are waiting for your jigging.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:16 am
by Mccool
I'm Not a Leprachaun I can't even spell the word!
Blaeh....................this is stupid how can I do a jig I don't know how!
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:19 am
by FweL
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]We are waiting for your jigging.
[/QUOTE]
Be carefull luis, rusty butter knifes have nasty happit of killing eyes. Since you got that avatar form someone else i doubt you can lose good looking eye.
Takes on Mccool from table and pokes Lúis eye.
Hey nothing personal.
I just can tolerate people bullying others.