The Succeeder Stronghold

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:38 am

It's not very wild anymore though, is it?

Should we put other courses on offer for those not fond of scrambled eggs?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:41 am

Don't know. DJ. Never organised a mass funeral before. I think we should probably have scones and cream and jam and crumpets, cos the disaster happened in Rav's thread?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:43 am

And tea, defintely need tea.

What about pancakes, I've been cooking them a few times lately, feeling pretty confident.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:49 am

Good point about the tea. And Bristol cream sherry in tiny wee glasses, as well.

Pancakes are good in small quantities but they are hard to do in big ones. Though of course it depends how many survived the catastophe. It might be quite a small purvey really.

What we going to do for a minister and a service?
Needs to be ecumenical?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:54 am

Well if there isn't enough food to go around, just cut it all in half and you have twice as much.

We could just make a big pyre for them to be chucked on, doing things in bulk is usually cheaper.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:55 am

Can we do it there, then? We have a "clean air act" to contend with

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:59 am

Mass grave then? Make a mountain out of GB?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:03 am

Usual problem after large scale disaster .....we are so few and the task is so big

Never mind, GoG dug spam for a whole twenty four hours at Nexus. I am sure he could make a hole big enough in no time. Got any quicklime?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:08 am

All we need is some spinach and the task will be easy.

Sorry, used all the quicklime up when I had to sort out some issues after some photos of me were leaked.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:17 am

[whiny voice] But I don't liiiike spinach [/whiny voice]

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:19 am

Well you're not getting dessert until you finish your dinner, and that's final!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:20 am

"FINE" *runs away from home*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:25 am

*drives through the streets yelling at 'Fiona', and staples up a bunch of wanted signs*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:42 am

*Meets up with the most fascinating man she talked to at Myspace. Man brings Fiona home*

Doh, that is not what is supposed to happen.

*Locks herself in her room with tin of black paint*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:49 am

*begins nagging about nothing in particular*

Say, why are there black stains all over the walls? *proceeds to take every opportuntity to pry into room and look at everything*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:55 am

*Ignores nagging and turns music up REALLY loud*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:56 am

*hammers on the door*

If you don't come out, you're grounded! *wonders why that is a threat if you're already refusing to come out*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:59 am

*Uses MSN to tell friends how her life is intolerable. Surveys wardrobe and realises that there are coloured thngs in there! Life is not worth living. Thinks romantic thoughts about suicide.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:03 am

*decides to invite the local parish priest over to sort all this out, makes a huge dinner and spends the whole day preparing*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:06 am

See that is just soooo typical. DJ is useless!

*Treats the parish priest to her special silent stare, and waits to be excused*