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Not again.

Wow buddy, do you even know who I am?

Mmm... I don't even know who I am anymore...

oh wait yes i remember now.

I am IM/iMax/Maxi (what ever you wanna call me)

Ideal Maxima - Formally known as Darc_Elv_Nyte. Almighty 'Halo 2' player and avid SYM poster. A General in the COMM army. His race is Dark Elf and he is an expert on the battle field especially with both human and alien fire arms (SMG, Magnum, Covenant Energy Sword, etc.). With over 1000 posts, he is semi-dedicated to SYM and Game Banshee.

Here on the forums, I take place as Master Chief and blah blah blah you get the deal, i'm powerful and cool and uhhh... hmm... erm... that's about it

I also have an Elven army with which I once destroyed the citadel with. And now, if you want to be my enemy, so be it.

*Maxi turns on his Jet pack thingie which he explained about many posts before*

*Maxi starts hovering around and pulls out his duel SMGs*

Bring it.

so where shall we do this?

here or the collesium?

You have no Idea with who you are messing with.

Long time player of D&D first edition. And as for this moment no one has ever defeated my Paladin.

My skill in ET and CS will bring you down. Just try avoid my arttillery support. My profiency with WW2, moderday weapons and medieval weapons will bring you down.

Your petty ammo cant penetrate my armor. It was forged by long dead smith of abyss. But how are you tressed? Pink skirt, dual smg's, crappy sword and jetpack? Hah you think you are match for me?

*So feel my ***** slap.
STUNKZz. Hey it is metal gauntlet.

This is fun.


[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]so where shall we do this?

here or the collesium?[/QUOTE]

Here

Outside. Please.

Wow, you really think a slap would hurt me?

Demortis tryed strangling me with a piano wire thingie, and still coudln't penetrate my armor. My armor is made of the strongest Element in the universe. And it is only destroyed by one thing, and I won't mention it now, only Demortis knows what that something is.

Well, let's do this.

*Maxi grabs FweL's hand after his pathetic ***** slap*

Wow, You describe yourself with such great power, yet you slap like a little sissy girl.

*Maxi twists FweL's wrist in such a way that it breakswith a SNAP*

Hmm, you know I turned my jet pack on, but why am I still on the ground near enough to you for you to slap me? I think I just got to the cieling and shoot you down from above

Out. Out I say. No more figths here, please. There is your collosseum outside. Have fun there.

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Who you callin wanna be?

I take Ninjitsu (in real life) and while I'm still not able to use a real sword, I am well trained with a wooden one. And since this isn't the real world, I can wield a Bushido Blade. So unless your with me, you're against me. Now what'll it be? [/QUOTE]

Maxi, they don't just give lessons on Ninjitsu, thats a secret art. So unless your being raised by a ninja clan in NYC, you must be taking something else.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Maxi, they don't just give lessons on Ninjitsu, thats a secret art. So unless your being raised by a ninja clan in NYC, you must be taking something else.[/QUOTE]

Yes, he takes Dragon Ball lessons every week. And no kamehameha please.

Cannot stand that show, each season would only take up an hours worth of show if they cut out all the fluff they throw in each episode. BOO for those lessons.

Agreed. DB is lame.

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Wow, you really think a slap would hurt me?

Demortis tryed strangling me with a piano wire thingie, and still coudln't penetrate my armor. My armor is made of the strongest Element in the universe. And it is only destroyed by one thing, and I won't mention it now, only Demortis knows what that something is.

Well, let's do this.

*Maxi grabs FweL's hand after his pathetic ***** slap*

Wow, You describe yourself with such great power, yet you slap like a little sissy girl.

*Maxi twists FweL's wrist in such a way that it breakswith a SNAP*

Hmm, you know I turned my jet pack on, but why am I still on the ground near enough to you for you to slap me? I think I just got to the cieling and shoot you down from above [/QUOTE]

Seriusly you call that pink skirt armor?
But as for that '' just got to the cieling and shoot you down from above '' It would smarter if i wouldn't be tiefling with wings and almost endless infernal power, only for good though.

Look what i ahve just here, say good bye for your armor.

Now lets use this eye of Luis.

*By the power wich is my birth right i'll change this eye to beholder and i shall summon souls of the banned ones to fight with you.

WHAHAHAHAHAH

*pulls the hose out from out back and sprays down Fwel and Maxi*

Outside with your nonsense! I'm trying to have breakfast...now where did that bottle of Jack go...

Thanks, Magrus, you're sure a partner. Too bad few spammers are here today. *sigh*

Yes i shall contine this fight when Maxi returns.

But i ask just for my curiosity whats for breakfest?

Yeah, it sure has died down since that COMM massacre started. It's all their fault.

*grabs the bottle behind the bar* Got it! Nothing better to start the day than a few shots.

What you aredoing? killing inocent people, this cant continue. I command you to stop that thing at once. Or i shall continue this childlish fight with everyone.

*Downs another shot and shakes the hose at you*

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

Then do it, i am not affraid of little water. (Much)

It is wrong to kill people.

And as for that ''it'' thing I can only say that couldn't there be more silly thing to replace it.

And why cant two guy have some fun?

Now i shall call you as ''mindless bugs'' as long as you call me ''it''. Isn't that just nice?

But so only thing you do Magrus is drinking alchohol? Then we have something similar care to offer drink?

As for Heathen and COMM you can play games with each other I will create third party. It will consist only those who wont want to belong to COMM or Heathen. If you want to join you dont need to tell anyone. Only thing you must do is to try be nice.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Thanks, Magrus, you're sure a partner. Too bad few spammers are here today. *sigh*[/QUOTE]
Someone calling me?

Yes, guys, Luis is right (as always)! Go to the Fan fiction forum