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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:08 pm
by CM
*Takes out his frustration on the simuclrum, by shooting it in the groin!! 
*
Now where is the real aegis???
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:14 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
*gets out of the muck and pushes the dumb bear off of him*
Thats it.
Shots the bear, leaving it wounded but not mortally*
*Narrows her eyes at CM*
Excuse me, but SOME of us are trying to get a Merlot in here. And you've hurt a cute and fuzzy animal.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:18 pm
by CM
A Merlot???
What the heck is that.
And you should be glad i didn't kill it!!
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:33 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
A Merlot???
What the heck is that.
And you should be glad i didn't kill it!!
I dare you to try to kill a Merlot
With your teeth as any real man should
*whispers to Aegis to give him an extra think bottle*
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:35 pm
by Bloodstalker
Feed three of the bears a special love potion, making sure that the first thing they see is CM.
Bears start advancing, breathing hard, with little hearts swirling aroiund their heads. By the way, I don't think bears know the term celibate.
begins to consume more of the shine, and decideds that if CM survives, he has earned the right to free drinks, whatever they may be, having fully and satisfactorily prooved that, in his case, liquer don't make the man.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:36 pm
by CM
err...confused here.
A Merlot as in the brand of alcohol?
I don't drink so i have no idea what you are talking about!
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:37 pm
by Aegis
*Hands CM the bottle specified by Viv, and stands back grinning.*
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:40 pm
by CM
Ok thats it.
*takes out a flash grenade, pulls the pin and throws it over to where the bears are.
Then takes out a can of sleeping gas and rolls it over to the bears*
.....zzzzzzzzzzz.............zzzzzzzzz....
The bears are out cold.
Now can i have my tea.
For Gods sake i didn't know getting a tea here was so hard!!
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:43 pm
by Vivien
Originally posted by CM
err...confused here.
A Merlot as in the brand of alcohol?
I don't drink so i have no idea what you are talking about!
Merlot is red wine
It was funny that you wanted to kill it
Why so much anger towards the bears? They are cute
*Viv pats one of the now sleeping bears on the head and it grunts happily*
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:43 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Aegis
*Hands CM the bottle specified by Viv, and stands back grinning.*
This a good year??
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:45 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by CM
This a good year??
Well, it would be if I could fit a tire in there...
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:52 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Aegis
Well, it would be if I could fit a tire in there...
LAME!!
Viv those bears aren't cute!
They are dangerous.
And when did i say i wanted to kill wine?
Can i get a tea now??
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:54 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:55 pm
by Bloodstalker
Viv pats one of the now sleeping bears on the head and it grunts happily
hey, ain't I cute too??lol
CM, you have proven yourself, I commend your resourcefullness.
Slides a glaas of tea down the bar. I would recommend keeping an eye on the bears. They will be grumpy when they wake up.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:59 pm
by Aegis
*Carefully places a fish in front of each bear, paired with a beer, so when they awake, they won't be angry.*
I'll be watching you, you tea drinking bear hater...
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:08 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:11 pm
by CM
That is not love - that is an attack on my personal space!!
What have you been teaching those bears aegis??
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:13 pm
by Bloodstalker
Watches as CM drinks his tea, while keeping an eye on the bears.
CM feels a strange feeling come over him, he never knew bears were so lovely. He is feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Hearts begin fluttering around his head as he looks longinly towards the bears.
Bloodstalker put's the bottle of love potion back under the bar.
*snickers*