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the actions of Eerhardt

** finishes the BS-sized pint of beer **
Well, I have to leave yet again. Maybe I'll catch some of you tomorrow. See ya and happy SLURRing to all the devoted ones! ** leaves the tavern **

the actions of Eerhardt

** enters the tavern and fills his regular pint of shine **
Cheers, fellows... just did Beldin's Butch or Femme personality test so I thought I'd drink to the fact that I'm a Hard Androgyne Dog! Guess that also explains how come I'm seeing more and more bunnies around here (beats saying "I should cut back on the shine").

Beldin:

*enters the tavern*

No worries, Eerhardt, my fellow SLURRite !

I'm a Hard Androgyne Horse....so please hand me a Horse-sized pint 'o' shine, and let me hang around here for a while....so I'll have an excuse to say "I hung like a horse"....

the actions of Eerhardt

** starts filling a Horse-sized pint of shine for Beldin** LOL, mate! A word of warning, though: I've only tackled BS-sized pints of beer so far... drinking a Horse-sized pint of shine might cause some serious and permanent damage... Ah, what the hell, I'll join you for SLURR's sake!** starts filling another Horse-sized pint of shine ** Cheers!

Beldin

Ch-ch-cheers Buddy !

*drinks his way deeply into the horse sized pint*

Do ya kkkknow that SLURRing ist pretty much down to the two of us......? *grabs the bar and steadys himself*

Alss dhe ottthars SLURRys seem to have wanderen offff...

*drinks more*

the actions of Eerhardt

tzz true... thatz zo zzadd... Lettzz drink to more SLURRiezz! *burp* SScuse me. At least wez get a little appreciation here from VoodooDali. ** continues SLURRing his Horse-sized pint of shine ** Say, whatya zzpoze hap'nd to BS and Ned? Theyz were the founding fathers, ya know...

@Beldin, Eerhardt,

Impressive. The foundation of the cartel clearly rests on your shoulders.

**grabs a jug of shine**

I, too, took the butch/femme test and got hard androgyne. my response came out identical to aegis'.

I had a good Easter as well guys.

Does a stinger contain brandy and peppermint shcnapps or is it a combo of drambuie and something else???

@ Ned

Mel's Char Palace??? Is that from the tv show Alice??

the actions of Eerhardt

Andz a happy Eazzzter to you too Ned! Yez, brandy isz part of the Electric Shine Stinger. Other elementzz are part of an old family recipe (no peppermint schnapps, though). Wez just hadn't tried it out on electrical currentz before...

Beldin

..ananananannndd a Happy Easter to y'all, too...*guzzles his shine like there ain't no tomorrow*

I like the pilgrimfatttthers Ned and BShhh....but the electric shine stinger I like better.... *drinks his way down to the bottom* ...

the actions of Eerhardt

Since the rezipe izz zo popular... ** takes two shakers, fills them with shine and other secret ingredients and gets hooked up. Soon his hands starts to shake and the shakers starts to smoke. When the cables are unhooked again, the shakers zoom with electrical energy and Eerhardt hands them over to Ned and Beldin** Here you go, matiezz... enjoy! Say, McBane, howz your bar coming along? ** starts preparing another Stinger for himself **

Beldin:

*hangs on to his stinger and quietly drifts of into sleep*

Zee y'all lader.....gotta catch up.....

*snores mildly*

the actions of Eerhardt

Ok, Beldin... youzzz catchz zome zleep 'n I'll wake you up tomorrow. ** downs his Electric Shine Stinger and continues on his Horse-sized pint **

Oh, I get it, the electric stinger has to do with the electroshock experiments BS and I tried here a couple of weeks back. I like it.

@McB,

Mel's Char Palace is an old school Sat. Night Live skit with Dan Akroyd and Gilda Radner. The place where you get to stun it, kill it, and cut it. That's right, you cut your own steak. Here's Mrs. Mel to show you how to work the saw. I believe drugs were used in the creation/performance of the skit, however, this statement may be a bit presumptuous.

Hey I heard you served a new special drink here, electric drink,makes the old chest hair really stand up, could use some of that, need to get drunk, and no there doesn't have to be a reason.

AN makes halfhearted grab at the bum of one of the serving wenches, serving wench slugs him in the jaw, AN breaks out crying like a baby.

Service, service, oh well have to get some of that stuff myself.

AN goes in the back where all of Ned's special concoctions are made, weird brews of red white and blue(how patriotic), and little stewed SYMer parts(from Aegis or Minerva knows who), followed by a drink which shoots out lightning, this must be the drink, grabbing some rubber gloves and boots, he picks up the drink gingerly, carefully carrying it back to the table. Then working up the nerve he takes a deep swig of it, All of a sudden lightining flashes, the power goes out for a second then turns back on, and AN is in a daze, wanders around the bar, shocking people with his finger, cackling each time.

Hee Hee now I am the electro SLURREr

Ned, the envelope may have been pushed too far with the shock therapy thing a while back.....

*looks at the bodies of several unconscience patrons on the floor, bottles gripped firmly in hands, hair standing straight out, cables fastened securely to various parts of their anatomy.*

I'll say it just for old times sake.....Damn I love this place.

@AN, OMG, a super hero has been created.

Beldin:

*wakes slowly from his stupor, looks around, goes to the bar, stepping over some electrocuted customers, and takes a drink of bitter directly from the tap*
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*belches*

What a mess....those young people just have NO style....

*starts to clean up*
*drags the bodies to the back room*
So...now we have something to make tomorrows 'burgers....

*fills a horse-sized pint with beer and starts into another day of dedicated SLURRing*

the actions of Eerhardt

** wakes up at the bottom of an enormous pint for the third time ** Hmmmph... morning, Beldin. I guess we hung like horses yesterday alright... A glass of Jack Daniels should fix me up, though ** pours himself a glass of J.D. ** Great to see the entire posse again yesterday... even AN was back! ** notices AN's electric shine is gone, downs his J.D., quickly prepares another shaker of Electric Shine Stinger and pours AN a glass of Ned's good stuff mixed with E's family recipe... **

Beldin:

*goes behind the bar and tries to fix a "composite headbanger C0cktail" by taking a measure of everything behind the bar, mixing it in the blender and chopping in a whole banana*

*takes a swig*

*hands it over to Eerhardt*

Wanna try ?

the actions of Eerhardt

** notices the strong liquorscent the composite headbanger C0cktail spreads throughout the tavern ** Is the Pope Catholic? We have a reputation to keep up now, Beldin mate. ** takes a swig, finds the drink has a great aftertaste and empties the C0cktail ** Looks like we've got a new winning recipe! Wanna try it out on electrical currents?