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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:15 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=fable]Sure!
But is a Slurpie okay? And if so, what flavor?
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Well... Any flavour you want... even chicken tandoori... I dunno... your choice, for if you are gonna have the work, you gotta have some fun too...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:18 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Well... Any flavour you want... even chicken tandoori... I dunno... your choice, for if you are gonna have the work, you gotta have some fun too...
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Well, that's mighty sporting of you! What about a McNugget-flavored Slurpie? Do you think CE would get so filled with oil that we could set fire to his breath, and use him as an adjunct to the barbeque grill? Of course, the way he consumes alcohol, he could probably do that, anyway...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:19 pm
by Luis Antonio
Yeah, we turned him on a fire elemental yesterday...
Just added some gas...
What about something he just cant stand to?
Like water...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:34 pm
by fable
Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.
I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:37 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=fable]Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.
I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.[/QUOTE]
You give his liver that long?
My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:41 pm
by Aqua-chan
[QUOTE=dragon wench]You give his liver that long?
My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.
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BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.
I guess that's for the better...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:41 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=dragon wench]You give his liver that long?
My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.
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I bet 200 bucks that it'll happen in less then half an hour...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:44 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=fable]Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.
I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.[/QUOTE]
So, this is the curse I have to deal with?
*plugs IV into arm*
So be it.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:44 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.
I guess that's for the better...[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!
I suppose it depnds on what he has been ingesting.. but um you are right, considering it from that angle... it really isn't something any of us want to consider
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:45 pm
by Gwalchmai
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.
I guess that's for the better...[/QUOTE]An interesting choice of words, that was...
I don't think BS's liver will complain at all. As soon as he finds that Fable has blessed his lips with this odd version of the Midas Touch, BS will immediately by-pass his own lips to get the booze directly into his stomach via self-inflicted tracheotomy.
edit: or via an IV, as BS just said.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:50 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]An interesting choice of words, that was...
I don't think BS's liver will complain at all. As soon as he finds that Fable has blessed his lips with this odd version of the Midas Touch, BS will immediately by-pass his own lips to get the booze directly into his stomach via self-inflicted tracheotomy.
edit: or via an IV, as BS just said.
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what about just bathing in a tub of bourbon. Can one get drunk via osmosis?
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:53 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]what about just bathing in a tub of bourbon. Can one get drunk via osmosis?[/QUOTE]
Well, one must be a vegetable to get drunk via osmosis...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:55 pm
by Bloodstalker
I don;'t know., but in a worste case scenario, one could always resort to enimas.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:57 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I don;'t know., but in a worste case scenario, one could always resort to enimas.[/QUOTE]
that's not really designed to keep anything in.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:58 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Well, one must be a vegetable to get drunk via osmosis...[/QUOTE]
Why?
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:59 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]that's not really designed to keep anything in.[/QUOTE]Well, there are probably ways to counter that problem.. but I'm not sure I want to contemplate them.....
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:00 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Why?
this post must be 10 characters[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it may be some kind of vermin.
Our skin cannot "swallow" lots of things via osmosis.
At least not enough to make BS happy with his alcool quota.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:01 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, there are probably ways to counter that problem.. but I'm not sure I want to contemplate them.....[/QUOTE]
by posting this, I'd say you already have.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:02 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]by posting this, I'd say you already have.[/QUOTE]Er, I meant in any detail...
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:03 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yeah, it may be some kind of vermin.
Our skin cannot "swallow" lots of things via osmosis.
At least not enough to make BS happy with his alcool quota.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps absorb instead of swallow? The skin is plenty porous so I don't see why one couldn't although it might make for a long bath to achieve intoxication.