The Tap and Tea

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:39 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Waiter, can I have a teeee? With Hon-ay?[/QUOTE]

*Passes Luis the finest black tea available, along with a small containor of pure bee's honey*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:42 pm

Now, I've been told a certain bloodstalker is scaring the sheep one mile around this place. My herd is kind of at the point of histery, and stuff. I've heard bears are running too. And also that there's a very sadistic Dragon around

and some norwegian spammers. What's wrong with this place? Or better: is this the right place?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:45 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now, I've been told a certain bloodstalker is scaring the sheep one mile around this place. My herd is kind of at the point of histery, and stuff. I've heard bears are running too. And also that there's a very sadistic Dragon around

and some norwegian spammers. What's wrong with this place? Or better: is this the right place?[/QUOTE]

What? Who's been slandering my good name? Only one mile? I always keep at least a ten mile sheep free zone around my house to ensure certain GB members have no motivation to visit my area.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:48 pm

@dw di you atleast have power rangers, something with a lil action?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:49 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker] I always keep at least a ten mile sheep free zone around my house to ensure certain GB members have no motivation to visit my area.[/QUOTE]

You seem very protective of your area BS

Sadistic dragon where? I don't see one.

@Phreddie,
sorry, just Barney. It was the only thing here when I took the building over.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:51 pm

oh well in that case can i have an old rag a can of coca-cola, a coupla beers, 20 shots, and some matches anda lighter.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:53 pm

You're going to burn this place down?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:53 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You seem very protective of your area BS

[/QUOTE]

One learns caution after awhile. I will say no more on the subject....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:54 pm

@DW, me neither

@BS: your relationship with Weasel has not settled, I see... hm... that's where this rage comes from them... this need to LURK. Hm...

@Phreddie: Try not to understand the reasons of the elders, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup, and also, they've told me you smell like chicken tandoori.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:54 pm

please dont tell me youve never made a small extrmely weak towel/rocket launcher out of a coke can flammable liquids and matches, OH yeah and ill need a knife too.
@ luis i will not stand from this from those much older and less wise than mine own sel, bsides im bttr with a mix of spicy brown mustard and peppered mayo with lil bits of green peppers. onions and jalapenos.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:54 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]oh well in that case can i have an old rag a can of coca-cola, a coupla beers, 20 shots, and some matches anda lighter.[/QUOTE]

*has bouncers remove Phreddie from the premises, has the courts place a restraining order upon him so he can't come within half a mile of the place*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:56 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*has bouncers remove Phreddie from the premises, has the courts place a restraining order upon him so he can't come within half a mile of the place*

[/QUOTE]

DWOWNED!!!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:56 pm

Half a mile away from BS's sheep limit?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:58 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*has bouncers remove Phreddie from the premises, has the courts place a restraining order upon him so he can't come within half a mile of the place*

[/QUOTE]

Give him a break here. You don't know what his intentions are. Possesion of those objects doesn't mean he's planning to burn the place down. He could just be tired of razor burn on his palms and decided to heat some wax instead. palms are a sensitive area you know

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:58 pm

im not gunna burn down the pub, obviously none of you have evr had the distinct dishonor of being in scouts, pyromania is a way of life, i know hjow to let things on fire with out burning down establishments, heck if lit myslef on fire and im still here....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:58 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Half a mile away from BS's sheep limit?

[/QUOTE]

Good point... we don't want to endanger BS' sheep either.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:59 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie], i know hjow to let things on fire with out burning down establishments, heck if lit myslef on fire and im still here....[/QUOTE]

I rest the case I made in my last post.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:59 pm

"Once a scout, always a pyromaniac?"

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:00 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Good point... we don't want to endanger BS' sheep either.

[/QUOTE]

You dont?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:00 pm

OI! i am not a sheep toucher thats chu in his sword, im just trying to lite myslef on fire again it doesnt hurt if you di it right ypou ge ta cool tingly sensation running around the conflagrated area. and no ive nvr lit MY sword on fire.