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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:25 am
by Sytze
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]We should call Hill and ask for a psychometric probation on Sytze. Via Rectum, of course.[/QUOTE]
You dirty little boy. I don't swing that way!
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:25 am
by Sytze
[QUOTE=Lestat]@ Sytze: you paint dogs?[/QUOTE]
Is your dog in need of a new colour?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:28 am
by ch85us2001
*blows the Hill-Shatar Horn, and pounds the Slade Mutton Chop*
We need someone to hold him down, hes not cooperating!

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:28 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Lestat]Hah, you know it! (actually they are more
Spanish in nature)
*draws comb over Rav's naked chest leaving an interlacing pattern of red lines*
[/QUOTE]
Bah! I already know true pain- eczema.
No metal comb will get me revealing anything! Nor will your perversion of my quotes! :mischief:
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:30 am
by Fiona
Hah ! The other suspect returns to the scene of the crime
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:30 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Sytze]You dirty little boy. I don't swing that way![/QUOTE]
That's why it is better for you to confess. CONFESS. NOW. Where were you at the night of 5 of september?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:33 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Ravager]ah! I know true perversion! [/QUOTE] Yes, yes we're getting there. *dips sponge in to sulphuric acid with tweezers*
@ Sytze:
[QUOTE=Sytze] Pink Boxers are my trade.[/QUOTE]
Pink is not a natural colour for those ...
Oh you shave them!
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:35 am
by ch85us2001
I cant stand it anymore!
I KILLED BUNN-AY!
I couldnt help myself, he questioned my orders!
Heres the weapon
./.\
/..|
\..| >--->
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:38 am
by Ravager
*GASP* *points at the perpertrator* Catch him!
*whispers to chu* Good work. Here's your kool-aid payment and new drag race supplies.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:40 am
by Luis Antonio
Schumacher, you have now the right to keep silent, and all that you say and havent said will be used against you in the unfair tribunal. It is with you, now Judge.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:42 am
by ch85us2001
NO JAIL CAN HOLD ME!! *backflips away, but runs into a wall instead*
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:44 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Ravager]*whispers to chu* Good work. Here's your kool-aid payment and new drag race supplies. [/QUOTE]So not only did you lead an innocent bunny into harm's way, you also hired an assassin to kill it. I think we'll keep you a bit longer on the rack, just to hear what other heinous crimes you committed. *holds sponge over Ravagers chest, little drops of acid dripping softly downwards on to the exposed nerve ends*
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:46 am
by Ravager
OOOWWWWWW!
Okay, okaaay, I confess!
I told the Penguin Mafia where to find the tequila!
I know, it's a shock that renders everyone speechless...
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:54 am
by Fiona
*Ravager escapes through the spam factory* Alert all units
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:31 am
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Ravager]
OOOWWWWWW!
Okay, okaaay, I confess!
I told the Penguin Mafia where to find the tequila!
I know, it's a shock that renders everyone speechless...
[/QUOTE]
QUIT CONFESSING!

You're running me out of the bussiness youe are! I must say that the confessions of both chu and rav were coeerced by the inquisition, and therefore inadmisible in a court of law, boys if you will follow me we have a few things to... straighten out.:mischief: Sytze if you are still in need of an attorney here is my card *gives sytze card*.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:12 am
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Phreddie]CONFESS!

I must say that the confessions of both chu and rav were admisible in a court of law, boys if you will follow me we have a few things to... straighten out.[/QUOTE]Indeed we'll straighten things out... on the rack. Thanks for your support, attorney.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:27 am
by Phreddie
Lestat, I would have you charged with perjury, but unfortunately you were not under oath at the time, when the time comes... your rack will come off of the wall, and my clients will no longer bear the scars of your 'justice'!
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:29 am
by Fiona
@ Lestat :speech: You just can't contain yourself, can you ?
You are in danger of prejudicing the prospects of a conviction. I did have doubts about your ability to be discreet, but you gave assurances which were accepted by the HBI in good faith. It might be better to be a little more oblique?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:31 am
by Phreddie
I doubt he cares anymore, he knows that the state needs him to coeerce confessions from my clients because of their lack of investigative power, its all a damn conspiracy, the government is out to get me!
Btw fiona, wat position did you take for the HBI?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:35 am
by Fiona
I didn't take a position. as you well know. I am a disinterested observer. As ever