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3. Because they give you presents and you'd feel guilty/ they'd guilt trip you if you didn't reciprocate and give them something in return....

#2. (if you're my dad ) So the man of the house might just let you use his fancy new lawnmower...

@Hill, wait until you get Chus going on and ON about cars and girls and whatever. I go ballistic! Or was that a dream?? Oh no...

1. Because he's a Jehovah's Witness

New topic. Top 10 things you wish you'd said

#10. Sorry! *sniff*
#9. Screw you!
#8. You never gave me candy for answering that question in grade 8... (scarred for life)

7. Are you married?
6. How old are you?
5. Are you scared of heights?
4. Are you drunk?
3. *whistles*
2. Do you have any money?
1. No

Top ten things you wish you didnt say.

[QUOTE=penguin_king]3. to cleanse the world of those less intelligent that yourself.[/QUOTE]
lol what a way to enter the thread. And since about 95% of the world is less intelligent than myself... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

10. "Yes, you look fat in that dress."

LOL
9. Will you marry me?

8. Heres the booze, where are the minors?!
7. Its the fuzzy wuzzies!

Top 10 things I wish I didn't say (continued)

6. "Sure, I'll dance with you"
5. "I don't remember"
4. "Yeah I'll quit my job so we can elope to some far off land"
3. "I was drinking"
2. "I don't care"
1. "Her boyfriend's hot"

Top Ten Crazy Things You Heard While Out at a Party:

10. Dude that wasnt beer.....
9. Hold my hair while I pop.
8. I got peed on....
7. Let's go streaking!
6. Dont worry, no ones gonna remember a thing.
5. Dude, that chicks hot.
4. Thats not a chick.

3. That's a HUGE cigarette
2. I can't recognise anyone
1. Umm, that hippie just took his/(her) clothes off...

Top Ten Things that would be funny to hear your flight attendant/capitan/staff say:

10. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

9. Captain; Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you not to panic, but we have a problem, SOMEONES BEEN SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM!

8 Captain; Weve lost an engine, we still have three left, but we'll be 15 minutes late

20 minutes later; Weve lost engine number 2, we still have 2 left, but its going to take an extra 30minutes

30 minutes later; People, please dont panic, but weve lost engine number 3, we still have just one left, but its gona take an extra hour

Disgruntled uncle: If we lose the last engine we'll be up here all day!

7. Anxious passanger on internal Russian flight to air hostess: "Ehm, what about the safety briefing?"
Air hostess: "We crash, you die."
(this happened to a friend of a colleague).

6. (before lift off) Captain: The next 8 hours will be very special for me, since this is my very first flight! Let's all keep our fingers crossed, people...

5. The Captain has left his intercom on, saying a few moments later: Rrrrright.... So when do I have to use this button again?

4. (after landing in Brazil) Captain: The weather outside is hot, hot, HOT, and there's 100% chance for passion...

3 Captain before lift off; [voice=redneck] Now what were gonna do here is strap ourselves to these here rocket thingies, FLING our selves down a thin strip of asphalt, and try to defy a law of nature! Any questions?

2. Air Hostess: "Smokers on the left, non-smokers on the right".

1. ...and for the inboard motion pictures, we deliver to you Airplane!, Die Hard 2, Alive!, and apart these blasts from the pasts, the new Red Eye. I haven't had the chance to seem them yet, but my son loves them!

Next topic: Food combinations that are just very, very wrong

10 Macoroni and peas

9: Eggs and onions

[QUOTE=slade]9: Eggs and onions[/QUOTE]
*slap* scrambled eggs and onions arent bad!
8. Pizza and ranch dressing
7. Ice cream and mayonaise