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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:03 am
by Fiona
@DJ. What did you use to bait the traps?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:05 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]@Kipi: Well, I've tried placing baited traps around me house and it only caught Pixies. Now, if elves don't come to that, as far as I'm concerned, they don't exist.[/QUOTE]
Ahh, you need the Elf-Trap 2000! Comes with free bait guaranteed to catch any of those pesky Elves! Why if you do not catch an elf within 28 days, we'll give you your money back...and a free trip to Elf-hater land! :devil:
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:07 am
by dj_venom
@Fiona: With the normal kind of bait, you know, worms and the stuff
@Rav: Oooo sounds expensive. How much?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:09 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]@Rav: Oooo sounds expensive. How much?[/QUOTE]
For you? Free!
Though you'll owe me a favour...of my choosing...at any time... :devil:
Or you could give me your soul. *nods* That'd work.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:11 am
by dj_venom
Hmmm, I WOULD give you my soul, but I've already put it up for auction on eBay. So instead, how about I give you the soul of a stray cat? And if you deliver tomorrow, I'll throw in its mate's soul too?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:12 am
by Ravager
*sucks air through teeth* Ahh, I can't accept that. Have you any idea how useless a feline soul is? Nope, only a human soul will do...
Just find someone useless.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:15 am
by Lestat
*raises briefly from the crypts of superslow internet connections*
Of course there is an Underworld in the SF.
And it's very nice and comfy, thank you so much.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:17 am
by Fiona
Aw Lestat. I thought that got fixed yesterday
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:17 am
by Ravager
Hi Lestat.
I didn't see the Underworld Entrance on the SF map.
The Internet is still slow for you? Tsk.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:19 am
by dj_venom
*scratches butt*
Well, I only have a few human souls left, and I'm planning on using them in an experiment.
So fine, I'll take the favour option.
*shudders*
Bugger Lestat, don't trust em.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 am
by Kipi
[QUOTE=Ravager]*sucks air through teeth* Ahh, I can't accept that. Have you any idea how useless a feline soul is? Nope, only a human soul will do...
Just find someone useless.
[/QUOTE]
How about.... Phreddie???
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 am
by Fiona
You don't think chu has been less than entirely open, do you
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:21 am
by Ravager
@DJV, Ehhhxcellent. :devil:
Enjoy your Elf-Trap 2000 sir!
@Kip, well, I was never going to say it.
@Fiona, I'd
never think that...
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:22 am
by Kipi
[QUOTE=Ravager]@DJV, Ehhhxcellent. :devil:
Enjoy your Elf-Trap 2000 sir!
@Kip, well, I was never going to say it.
[/QUOTE]
What if you give me Elf-Trap 2000, and you can have the soul of Phreddie??
:devil:
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:24 am
by dj_venom
Time to catch me some elves...
Uhhh Rav, how does it work?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:24 am
by Fiona
I didn't know Phreddie had a soul
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:25 am
by Mellez
hey
hi guys, im back. how are u all 2day.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Uhhh Rav, how does it work?[/QUOTE]
Have a look at your handy Taiwanese instruction manual in all the languages of the orient. And don't forget to put it together first. 10 minutes tops. :devil:
Welcome back Mellez.
I'm fine.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am
by Mellez
oops never mind, g2g, i gotta help mom clear up the house, we are having visitors 2day.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:26 am
by Fiona
Hi Mellez. I'm good. I've got a full set of letters and numbers on my keyboard