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Yeah, you're probably right.
Irenicus ends up dead, who wants that?
I'll just combine the two I think, come up with something unique.

Bypassing Australian and all northern countries the stealth elves arrive in Essex.

Capturing several of the bunn-ays they torture them to reveal the murky capitalist lair of Ravager the Bad Rascally Rabbit

Gaining entry is laughably simple for the elves. They find the childish traps and disarm them. All the details destined to reassure the government that the elves are benign replace the original documents

Ravager is stolen away and taken back to Elfhame, with all his shoes. Ravager is now the replacement for Tam Linn and order is restored in Elfhame

Muhahaha, that was my plan all along. Little did they know I had Rav implanted with a tracking device, now I know where their secret base is.

CHARGE!!!

*The operation centre in Taiwan fails to contact Ravager and as planned, 48 hours later they hold a press conference revealing to the world the true nature of the elves and how to defeat the evil stealhy creatures. The world prepares for war if Ravager is not released from the evil clutches of the elves.*

Or we could just follow DJV's plan. You're a true friend.

[QUOTE=Ravager]*The operation centre in Taiwan fails to contact Ravager and as planned, 48 hours later they hold a press conference revealing to the world the true nature of the elves and how to defeat the evil stealhy creatures. The world prepares for war if Ravager is not released from the evil clutches of the elves.*

Or we could just follow DJV's plan. You're a true friend. [/QUOTE]
*After finding out the location of the base, Kipi launches his special forces to capture as many elves as possible, and releasing Rav during the raid. After the base is radied, Kipi launches nuclear missile, which destroys the whole base*

Concerning the entrance to the Underworld: I have my own 'special' room in the SF, now where do you think that entrance might be.

@ Fiona: were the Plains of Tallisker added to the map in an attempt to lure me into the story .

*Uses the capture of Rav to loot his factory and steal several of the Elf catchers.*

Good work team, we've accomplished good today.

Ahh, good work. *confiscates back own products* I'll overlook this indiscretion shall I?

@Lestat, oh, the entrance is behind the Iron Maiden?

@DJV, when you were looking into Fireworks for me, did you find the equivalent to Photoshop's Stroke command?

The elven queen escapes with her captive. Ravager is immediately tithed to hell and the hell hordes are unleashed against DJ, Kipi and Taiwan. Taken by surprise in the moment of victory they are ovewhelmed and utterly destroyed.

In gratitude the Chinese government gives the remaining elves a new home on he sacred mountain where elfhame is rebuilt. Elves live happily ever after

@ Lestat. Who, me?

Darn. I knew I should have got China's backing. :laugh:
*teleports back out of Hell...with stories to tell*

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Lestat, oh, the entrance is behind the Iron Maiden?
[/QUOTE]That might be it, why don't you step inside and see for yourself.

"Is there anything that can handle this heat" Rav cried out. Venom whistled, and in an instant, his trusty, reliable, and best of all, huge barbecue arrived. It sped through the horde, smashing enemies left, right and centre. The captives leapt onto and fleed, safe again from the tyrannical elves.

Yes I did, I'll go find it again.

[QUOTE=Ravager]
*teleports back out of Hell...with stories to tell*[/QUOTE]

How.....unromantic

[QUOTE=Fiona]How.....unromantic [/QUOTE]

Was I supposed to bring you chocolates or a bottle of wine? I can never remember which.

@DJV, Ooh, destruction from an angry barbie! :laugh:
Thanks.

[QUOTE=Fiona]@ Lestat. Who, me?[/QUOTE]You're mentioned as co-author on the map.

*raises from the ashes*
Nooooooo!!
My army!!!

Those elves are going to suffer!!!

JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought of this one ALL by myself.

Ok.

Whats the best time to Roleplay????????????????????????????????


Elven O' Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[QUOTE=Lestat]You're mentioned as co-author on the map.[/QUOTE]

I hadn't noticed that. Can't trust anyone these days.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought of this one ALL by myself.

Ok.

Whats the best time to Roleplay????????????????????????????????


Elven O' Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
LMAO!!!!!

:laugh::laugh:
That one was great!

Chu, love the lameness .