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[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well your foxes also kill plenty of our koalas, and they're endangered .[/QUOTE]

Aww, I like the koalas..

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oh, and so do cars, but they're American imports, so we'll blame them instead .[/QUOTE]

Excellent idea, if I do say so myself.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]But yeah, you seem to have a knack of stuffing up countries, who's next in your sights Rav? [/QUOTE]

Hmm, I know! China! How dare they work in cahoots with the elves?!

Ooo, but we export heaps of stuff there... but then again, we exported heaps to Iraq too .

Oh well, China it is (can I use the Aussie strike force, they've been out of the action lately? ).

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well your foxes also kill plenty of our koalas, and they're endangered .

Oh, and so do cars, but they're American imports, so we'll blame them instead .

But yeah, you seem to have a knack of stuffing up countries, who's next in your sights Rav? [/QUOTE]
You import american cars? :laugh: We dont even drive our own, most of us get imports from Japan (i tihnk, soem asain country, my mind is saying Japan) and germany.

Knack for stuffing up countries? Have you ever heard of the British Empire? That period where they just tried to fillt he world up with their tea, crackers, and accents? They shoved their most annoying, self centered, arrogant, loud mouthed, unthankful, drama queen citizens over here and told them to make a colony or thirteen! And that ladies and gentelmen was how England destroyed the world... by giving birth to America! (jk May your Diety(s) bless america!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Ooo, but we export heaps of stuff there... but then again, we exported heaps to Iraq too .

Oh well, China it is (can I use the Aussie strike force, they've been out of the action lately? ).[/QUOTE]
Of course you can, what ever forces you have are welcome

Elves contact their allies in Avalon and are immediately allowed to hide China in the impenetrable magic mist (TM) at will.

So, what kind of wepons are we going to give soldiers?

I have some AK-47, loads of grenades, a couple of M80 and M79 would not harm, and of course some cruise missiles

@DJV, all forces are welcome...apart from the Americans of course. We want to win with the minimum of friendly fire.

@Phreddie, Hah! It was a cunning plan, wasn't it? :devil:

*brings in some Stingers, P90's, M16's, Claymores, C-4.* Anything else?

@Phreddie: We have Australian made cars, owned overseas, Australian owned car companys, owned by a larger company overseas, and apparently Australian cars, that no one likes .

@Kipi: Okay, but if a croc sneaks into your house, don't blame me.

@Fiona: HAHA! None can match the ferocity that is, the Tasmanian Devil.

[quote="Rav]@DJV"]

Classic.

Reminds me of some satire I heard, featuring an 'American General', and it went:

"They shot at us. We shot at us. Some of us thought we were being shot at so we shot outselves. And the President was pleased with the results"

hey im back guys!

hows it goin,

Wb Mellez


Okay, I've readied some cruise missiles, as well as airplanes to bombard missions. My soldiers are also ready to fight, well armed.
So, my forces are ready, Shalafi Ravager

G'day Mellez, how'd the guests go.

My force has the perimetter covered, as well as several key buildings, in which we have undercover birds, such as Kookaburras.

@DJV, ROFL!

Hiya again Mellez.

@Kip, I'm in command, eh?
Let's go bag some elves then. :devil:

[QUOTE=dj_venom]
@Fiona: HAHA! None can match the ferocity that is, the Tasmanian Devil.



Classic.

Reminds me of some satire I heard, featuring an 'American General', and it went:

"They shot at us. We shot at us. Some of us thought we were being shot at so we shot outselves. And the President was pleased with the results" [/QUOTE]

Oh yes? Devil Disease: A devastating disease is sweeping through Tasmania's devil population, killing more than 90% of adults in high density areas and 40-50% in medium-low density areas

How do you think that happened, hmmm?

Great quote, by the way :laugh:

[QUOTE=Fiona]I didn't know Phreddie had a soul[/QUOTE]

*chuckles* Wonderful Fiona. Me either. :laugh:

@ Kipi, I finally was awake early enough to catch you! When you do you leave us?

Ooh, the COMM newb is back. I get to squish him before breakfast!

Awaiting your command SIR!

[Stupid Firefox, they bring up a Consumer Feedback report, then straight away, it has a serious error and crashes... are they just trying to get negative feedback .]

[quote="Fiona]Oh yes? Devil Disease: A devastating disease is sweeping through Tasmania's devil population"]
Ouch, good comeback.

[quote="Magrus]Ooh"]

Careful, Phreddie is here, tread lightly .

guests were ok, i thought they were gonna stay most of the day but they only came for a light lunch. pretty boring actuallly

hey mag.
have any of you played lineage2?
also hi fiona

Elves survey the oppostion.
Tasmanian Devils dealt with - Check
Kookaburras - Spell of silence puts them all into a depression. Too listless to attack - check
Army - unable to find China due to impenetrable magic mist (TM) - check

What else you got?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Careful, Phreddie is here, tread lightly .[/QUOTE]

Hmm, I could schedule Phreddie for after breakfast I suppose.

*Giant Wind machines blow away the mist*

Right, I'm going to be away for a while, talk to you all later on.
Hmm, I'll have to give Kipi and DJV joint-command, too hard to choose.

Haven't played any Lineage games.