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If I get dragged into licking toads while I'm away, why shouldn't Chu also suffer? :devil:

[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh, you thought we were honorable.[/QUOTE]
I was hoping you were honorable.
That was evidently to much to hope for.

Come now Lestat, dont kick him while hes down!


Stand him upright get him a drink, get him smashed, duck tape him to a wall and then kick him to your hearts content

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Come now Lestat, dont kick him while hes down!


Stand him upright get him a drink, get him smashed, duck tape him to a wall and then kick him to your hearts content [/QUOTE]
Do you know what I do at KIT NOCT?????

Im the Supreme Corruptor/torturer of boy scouts using popsicles.

Come here, and let me torture you with a cold fruity treat. :devil:

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Come now Lestat, dont kick him while hes down![/QUOTE]Why not? Best moment to do it.

Since when did supreme torturers ask so nicely? Are they always so well brought up?

Stroker Ace is on tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances*

PLEASE tell me you've saw Stroker Ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Do you know what I do at KIT NOCT?????

Im the Supreme Corruptor/torturer of boy scouts using popsicles.

Come here, and let me torture you with a cold fruity treat. :devil:[/QUOTE]
Lestat, some one is trying to usurp your position as best Torturer in the land agin, why dont you give him a taste of real torture? :mischief: I pay very well...

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Lestat, some one is trying to usurp your position as best Torturer in the land agin, why dont you give him a taste of real torture? :mischief: I pay very well...[/QUOTE]
Because I own his room and all his torture equipment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nervous* Right Lestat, old buddy????????????????

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Stroker Ace is on tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances*

PLEASE tell me you've saw Stroker Ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]Stroker Ace? Is he an ace at stroking?
@ Fiona: who was asking what nicely.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Do you know what I do at KIT NOCT?????

Im the Supreme Corruptor/torturer of boy scouts using popsicles.

Come here, and let me torture you with a cold fruity treat. :devil:[/QUOTE]

@ Lestat. I thought the third line of this was surprisingly polite. But I haven't met many torturers, so I thought I'd ask. Maybe they're a varied bunch?

Ah, but he isn't in the torturing stage yet, he's still luring the victim.

@ Phreddie: I know my worth, I don't need fancy titles...

Stroker Ace by the Charlie Daniels Band.


Stroker Ace was born to race
He had a mean streak two feet wide
A son of a gun with a taste for fun and more than his share of pride
Take a dirt road curve with a devils nerve
Make a car dance across the mud
And haulin’ shine was his regular line till the track got in his blood
Was a real hot shot and he bragged a lot, but man that fool could drive
Cause he loved the feel of the steering wheel and the girls with bedroom eyes
And in a race of time or a bar room fight, Ol’ Stroker stole the show
A back stretch blazer, a real hell raiser and a racetrack Romeo

Mama lock your daughters up
That vile bunch is back in town
And them little girls get frisky when they hear that racecar sound
They’re bringing out the yellow flag; somebody’s brakes have failed
There’s an oilslick on the inside and a wreck along the rail
You’d better stand on it Stroker cause a bandit’s on your tail

It’s a dynamite joy for a country boy when he hears them engines moan
But you’ve gotta hang tough when it gets real rough when you’re out there on your own
Cause they’ll push you down, they’ll knock you down, they’ll shove you up against the wall
And you always know when the engine blows that a man can’t win ‘em all
You can push that car just a little too far any Sunday afternoon
And if you’d break your neck in some damn fool wreck they’d forget about you soon
But Ol’ Stroker Ace was born to race
And it’s worth all the trying
Just the dirt champagne in the victory lane and to hear that concrete whine

Stroker get your dander up this aint no time to laugh
You’ve got to make the lap up if you’re gonna take that checkered flag
Number 10 is closin’ in to even up the score
It’s time to wave bye bye and put the pedal on the floor
You’d better stand on it Stroker cause your blowin’ off their doors

Blow their doors off Stroker

Stand on it, son

Ahh, you good lookin’ devil you







Stroker was a stock car racer. (he wasnt real, its a movie) He drove the Clyde Torkle Chicken Pit special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its just part of the wonderfulness of me . . .

Its like, my favorite movie of all time.

Oh, I see. I didn't know that torturers lured victims. I thought that was serial killers. You know, freelance amateurs

[QUOTE=Fiona]Oh, I see. I didn't know that torturers lured victims. I thought that was serial killers. You know, freelance amateurs [/QUOTE]
Well, the quarry has to be delivered.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Well, the quarry has to be delivered. [/QUOTE]

Don't professionals have underlings to do that? There can't be as much money in it as I thought

[QUOTE=Fipna]You know, freelance amateurs [/QUOTE]Need I say more...

Freelance amateurs? I thought it was freelance nutters...of sorts?

[QUOTE=Fiona]Don't professionals have underlings to do that? There can't be as much money in it as I thought [/QUOTE]
Well, got to hhumble yourself now, I dont usually hunt the quarry myself. . .

A lesson from Chu


The coldness of popsicles facilitates torture.
They can also be used as a bribe for members of the opposite gender.

So in closing I would like to say;

Give 'em Hell with a popsicle
:devil:

Uh...Chu. Far be it for me to correct your quotes...

[QUOTE= Chu at HoL]
The coldness is an additive.

They can also be used as a bribe.

*kicks random goon and swirls cape*[/QUOTE]

Actually, what am I saying. I love to correct your glaring errors..