The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:15 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
But it leaves a bitter taste...

Another one that stands well all on its own. Thanks Chrissy, that makes me feel much more evil

I got an alligator gnawing on my leg...I need to get going as well.

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\^/averly
The Seer (who seems to miss
a couple every now and again

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:46 pm

Actually boink in a sleeping bag for anything more that 10 minutes, is something that does not appeal to me, Chrissy. If you like that...well you really must like pain a lot (I dont, I usually try to not recive any pain, fisical our mental), well you dont like the taste? I dont get that.
Must have been samething that you either eat or drink.
Anyway, why sould I worrie about your sex live? I am not going to marry you.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

tinytim · Post by **tinytim** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 5:06 pm

ok it seems that things are getting to hot in here some one turn on the AC

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:03 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
If I want magic in my life I just turn on M#^##### in the corner and my life is complete.

These details are getting very interesting.

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 4:48 am

Well done you two (W & C), very brave of you. Sorry I didn't post one yesterday but work got the better of me, then so did my lass...

OK, here's a *gross* one.

University (of course), I'm 18. Dormitory is old 1960's building, the kind that can't be built now due to health & safety regulations. Wake up one morning and someone is banging on my door. "You gotta take a look in the central block toilets". Oh I do, do I? [Note: those of a nervous disposition, this is your last WARNING] The smell hit me half way up the corridor. Opening the swing door, I was met with the site of a 3 shower, 3 toliet washroom, the floor covered with the largest amount of human excrement I have ever seen outside of a waste-management plant. Get this, there were *finger* drag marks and footprints in it. ALL over. I couldn't believe one person could create that amount of poo. "Look in the central toilet". Hiding my disgust and trying not to projectile vomit (like last night's individual), I discovered a perfectly erect turd sitting in the bowl standing about 6" high. In a pool of red-wine barf.

We followed the tracks [you didn't need to be Tonto to work that one out] and discovered the culprit. It wasn't me you stink-beasts.

Can you imagine the state of him and his bedroom?

Told you it was sick.

tinytim · Post by **tinytim** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:08 am

no dont think i can top that one......no i cant and turn off the AC its cold in here

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:14 am

Well I'm completely sick now.

OMG Gruntboy that has got to be the most sh!t-est story I have ever heard.

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:31 am

Yuk ... disgusting story .. while I'm about 30 minutes away from lunch time ...

Ok, birthdays, let's take a look at mine, and see all the things to it, that I thought of:
March 7, 1976.
This was on a Sunday (holy day for christians),
On the 3rd month (3 is a divine number - 3-unity anyone?)
On the 7th day (holy lucky number),
Signs in the Zodiac is Pisces (Fishes, also related to Jesus Christ. Ichtus, anyone?? Besides that, Pisces is generally considered to be the wisest and most experienced one on the Zodiac, being the one to close the line - Taurus starts it, remember?)
1976 happened to be the Year of the Dragon in Chinese astrology. (Dragons are considered the most powerful and wisest creature in the Chinese astrology).

Now this is almost getting me paranoid ...

And you know the funny thing about this all?? I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY, AND I'M AN ATHEIST!!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:41 am

Well I perfer March the 27th of the 1971..

Lets see what happen that year?????... You know Maurice you have too much knowledge sometimes

Well I was born that year so something good happen.

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

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Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:50 am

I know, Weasel, I know ... must be that Dragonfish inside me

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 6:13 am

@GB What kind of 'school' was this?

The worst thing I every saw in the university bathroom was a couple guys use stall door to dam up the showers and create 3 foot deep hot tub. Needless to say we all were treated to about an inch of water in our rooms when the experiment was over. The waterfall down the stairs was a nice touch, though

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 6:17 am

@Waverly...I believe I can answer that.... PSJC

As called......Pooper Scooper Junior College

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 6:44 am

LOL.

University, 18 year old, first year ("freshman") beer-fuelled alcoholic rage.

Pooping rage.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:48 am

Le Grunt... are you ABSOLUTELY sure this was not you?

This has to be one of the filthiest stories I 've ever heard... ok, here is a filthy joke for all you filth lovers:

There is this guy, licking his gf's p***y while she had her period. Lick, lick, lick, they are having a great time but there is someone on the door.

knock, knock

The boy stands up and goes for the door. He opens and there is a neighbor lady. She looks at him and allmost screams

"Oh my god, mr Gruntboy (

) your face is covered with blood... what happened to you?"

The boy answers "err... well, aahh... I stumbeld and felt on a door. Yeah, that's it, on a door".

The woman looks carefully and smiles while she replies "oh, I see, it must have been the toilet door, cause there is a little piece of sh*t on your chin"

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Ubik aka Socrates: To lakonizein esti filosofein

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:52 am

Good one @$$bik. But I don't drink from the Red River, I only wade.

More R18 stories tomorrow kids, some of them about me!

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Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death,
I shall fear no evil... because I am the meanest m***** f***** in the valley.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:55 am

Yes that was one sick demented grosses jokes of all time

Well work finally calls so you spammers spam away.

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:56 am

@ Ubik, that is not helping my headache or in my efforts to eat something. yuck.

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:58 am

Didn't you have a headache yesterday W? Hitting the booze hard again? You shouldn't take my insults personally you know

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:03 am

IMHO the **** story is far more disgusting...
after all, we are just talking about ...natural things

Don't you know animals start their intercourse only when the female has period, by licking you know what?

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Ubik aka Socrates: To lakonizein esti filosofein

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:43 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Didn't you have a headache yesterday W? Hitting the booze hard again? You shouldn't take my insults personally you know

10 days running. I thinks its a function of being overworked, undersexed, and all the spam. Did I mention undersexed?

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door