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It worked out, whatever he decided to do, we had fun... :D
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Sigh....I blame Ned

If I was not still under the influence and hearing those damn bunnies laughing, I would not have screwed up the formula.

sigh.....oh well, as it must be.

Pushes button, huge boxing glove slams out of wall and impacts with CM, sending him flying into the croc pit.

looking into the pit, one can see CM with several jaws latched onto various portions of his anatomy.

I hope I shall not be forced to resort to drastic measures.

Maybe I should just give him his tea. :rolleyes: :D
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Excellent some real action finally! :D
*Grabs the jaws that were about to engluf his head and sticks his hand/arm straight down the crocs throat, choking it.
With the other hand he grabs the tail of another croc and shoves it in place of his hand which is down the other crocs throat.
Then starts singing "Figaro Figaro".
With such a horrible voice the crocs give up and run in terror to protect their sensitive ears*

Climbing out of the croc pit:

Now can i have my tea or what??
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Are drinks available in this tavern, or is this just where BS performs cartoon-comedy routines on unsuspecting chauvinists? :rolleyes:
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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OMG, Gwalch's avatar is Al from Tool Time.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Originally posted by Waverly
OMG, Gwalch's avatar is Al from Tool Time.
LMAO :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Originally posted by CM
Excellent some real action finally! :D
*Grabs the jaws that were about to engluf his head and sticks his hand/arm straight down the crocs throat, choking it.
With the other hand he grabs the tail of another croc and shoves it in place of his hand which is down the other crocs throat.
Then starts singing "Figaro Figaro".
With such a horrible voice the crocs give up and run in terror to protect their sensitive ears*

Climbing out of the croc pit:

Now can i have my tea or what??
*walks in, her Silence Glaive in one hand and her Silence Swordfish in the other* Alright, who's the one being cruel to the crocs?

*sees everyone point at CM*

Arigato.

*puts her Silence Glaive away and begins smacking CM with the Silence Swordfish*

SMACK

SMACK
SMACK

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

*after knocking out CM, curls him up into a ball*

*puts her Silence Swordfish away and pulls out her GolfClubFish*

*lines up her shot, swings the GCF, and hits CM*

KWACK

*CM goes flying through the air about 300 yards, then lands in a swamp full of feminist crocodiles*

*puts away her GCF* Hmm...I'd say it's time for a Romulan Ale, ne? *sits down at the bar, requesting a Romulan Ale*
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Originally posted by Waverly
OMG, Gwalch's avatar is Al from Tool Time.

lol! :D
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Originally posted by Waverly
OMG, Gwalch's avatar is Al from Tool Time.
I don't think so, Waverly.

ROFL!
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai


I don't think so, Waverly.

ROFL!
It actually looks like my dad if he applied a toupee :D :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Whatever you say Al. I'm sure that avatar struck fear into your BGII foes. :D

Seriously, is that actually someone's drawing of you?
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OMG!
Originally posted by Mr Sleep


It actually looks like my dad if he applied a toupee :D :D
Son??!?!!?
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No, Wavy, I just sketched this up this morning so I could put something there until I find a better picture. A self-portrait, with a few key elements changed. Sort of a tribute to Picaso...
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Gwally, Sleep...you two are scaring me now :D :p
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Re: OMG!
Originally posted by Gwalchmai


Son??!?!!?

lol! :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
A self-portrait, with a few key elements changed.
Well, I think it takes a certain amount of intestinal fortitude to draw a self portrait for an avatar.

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Originally posted by T'lainya
Gwally, Sleep...you two are scaring me now :D :p
I don't know about you, but they scared me anyway! :D :D

(Damnit my connection is SO slow tonight! :mad: :mad: )
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Originally posted by Waverly
Well, I think it takes a certain amount of intestinal fortitude to draw a self portrait for an avatar.

You are OK in my book, I don't care what horrible things Weasel says about you.
This is classic :) :D You two :)

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Re: OMG!
Originally posted by Gwalchmai


Son??!?!!?
Dad, what are you doing using the other PC, i thought i told you not to lurk while i post.....awwww dad! :o :D :D
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Spreading lies again...will it ever end.
Originally posted by Waverly
Well, I think it takes a certain amount of intestinal fortitude to draw a self portrait for an avatar.

You are OK in my book, I don't care what horrible things Weasel says about you.
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