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Originally posted by Georgi


No, I'm sure Sleepy's method would be entirely more painful for you

*cranks up electroshock machine*

That's about where my problems with it begin, to be honest.

@Sleep-You could try, yes, but that would be so much effort and it's not garanteed to succeed, either.
Far easier to let Georgeous here handle me.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
That's about where my problems with it begin, to be honest.

I'm afraid you'll just have to take whatever treatment we see fit to prescribe... It's for your own good you know.

Originally posted by Georgi


I'm afraid you'll just have to take whatever treatment we see fit to prescribe... It's for your own good you know.

I want a second opinion.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I want a second opinion.

I think Sleepy already provided that

Oh, for Christ's sake! How long does a guy have to stand in line?! ** zaps Sleep with the electroshock machine ** I don't think Sleep is able to second your opinion at the moment, Georgi ... ** richly applies the treatment to himself and drops to the padded floor **

Originally posted by Georgi


I think Sleepy already provided that

I want a less biased second opinion.

Sorry Eery, Ode was being difficult

@Ode you'll take what you're given dammit, this isn't a hotel it's a pyschiatric clinic!
*cracks whip*

Originally posted by Georgi
Sorry Eery, Ode was being difficult

@Ode you'll take what you're given dammit, this isn't a hotel it's a pyschiatric clinic!
*cracks whip*

Was not.

That would explain why the room service is so lousy too.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Was not.

That would explain why the room service is so lousy too.

You still are.

Well when you have a padded cell, there aren't any sheets to change.

Originally posted by Georgi


You still are.

Well when you have a padded cell, there aren't any sheets to change.

I'm simply demanding my due as a paying customer of this institution!

There weren't any waiters in the dining room either, and the mints on my pillow were missing.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I'm simply demanding my due as a paying customer of this institution!

There weren't any waiters in the dining room either, and the mints on my pillow were missing.

Once again... this is a psychiatric clinic... not a brothel.

You have a pillow? *makes note to have it confiscated*

** regains conscience in time to pick up the last part of the conversation ** It's not? - I mean, the Speedo's, the kinky zapping machine, the whips...

Originally posted by Eerhardt
the Speedo's, the kinky zapping machine

And that's like a brothel?!?
Not that I would know, you're the expert I guess

the actions of Eerhardt

I'm no expert [size=0]yet[/size]... but I'm learning. Care to teach me ? On second thoughts...

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I'm no expert [size=0]yet[/size]... but I'm learning. Care to teach me? On second thoughts...

Sorry, like I said, I wouldn't know much about that sort of thing.

Sorry, like I hinted, I wouldn't want to be taught by you... could be a painful experience. Got anymore of those white coats?

Originally posted by Eerhardt
could be a painful experience.

Says the guy who's queueing up for electroshock therapy... Besides, it wouldn't be all bad... not even half bad... in fact, I think you might find it quite pleasurable...

Sorry, white coats are for staff only.

Originally posted by Georgi


Once again... this is a psychiatric clinic... not a brothel.

You have a pillow? *makes note to have it confiscated*

Pity, the potential with you as the person applying the 'service' and soft walls is quite impressive.

Umm, no. *Hides pillow behind his back*

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Georgi
Says the guy who's queueing up for electroshock therapy... Besides, it wouldn't be all bad... not even half bad... in fact, I think you might find it quite pleasurable...

Sorry, white coats are for staff only.

Dagnabbit! And as far as shock treatment is concerned, I àm an expert: it isn't painful, it's rather stimulating ** charges up the electroshock machine ** Wanna try ?

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Umm, no. *Hides pillow behind his back*

*makes note to get the intern to remove pillow by force later*

@Eery patients aren't allowed to operate the machine, hands off!