The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Er, I meant in any detail...

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Now you're really thinking about it. Stop obsessing, don't reply, just get those thoughts out of your head.

btw, now I'm thinking of means to make it work.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:06 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Perhaps absorb instead of swallow? The skin is plenty porous so I don't see why one couldn't although it might make for a long bath to achieve intoxication.[/QUOTE]

The skin is meant to be not permissive enough... otherwise theywill be like lungs. Hey, he could breathe alcohol...

The porous wont be enough. They let somethings get in, but the cells die on an alcohol bath, and it all turns on a disease of sort, with skina falling and stuf.

Thats why you should not wash your mouth with alcoholic mouth washing.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:08 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]The skin is meant to be not permissive enough... otherwise theywill be like lungs. Hey, he could breathe alcohol...

The porous wont be enough. They let somethings get in, but the cells die on an alcohol bath, and it all turns on a disease of sort, with skina falling and stuf.

Thats why you should not wash your mouth with alcoholic mouth washing.[/QUOTE]

you sound authoritative. have you actually tried this before.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]you sound authoritative. have you actually tried this before.

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Try not mentioning it, please.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:11 pm

Oh Hell

*fills tub full of Turkey, strips naked, and settles in*

I'll have the asnwer for everyone in a little while

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:11 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Try not mentioning it, please.

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your secret is safe luis. just make sure to cast mass illiteracy on all users currently browsing the boards. I'd cast it myself but I don't know how to read the scroll.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]your secret is safe luis. just make sure to cast mass illiteracy on all users currently browsing the boards. I'd cast it myself but I don't know how to read the scroll.

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Thanks Ned, you are most kind...

Whenever you need, just ask.

Now, boys and girls, I'm back to my project (the bakery) and have a meeting downtown. Good night and good spam for you all.

*lights up a candle and throw it inside BS bathtub*

Fire elemental once again!!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Oh Hell

*fills tub full of Turkey, strips naked, and settles in*

I'll have the asnwer for everyone in a little while[/QUOTE]

**adds a jug o'shine to the mix**

have fun, coulds be messy

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:17 pm

*pauses in the middle of scrubbing back*

methinks me heard a mephit. A damn annoying one at that.

Ohwell, at least the tubs been heated.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:19 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]*pauses in the middle of scrubbing back*

methinks me heard a mephit. A damn annoying one at that.

Ohwell, at least the tubs been heated.

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Oh, well... back to sleeping I guesses...

*hugs all*

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:34 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You give his liver that long?

My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.

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You may have a point. I suspect that if BS dies for any reason, they'll have to repeatedly shoot his liver to get it to quiet down. And even then, they may need to apply religious artifacts and seek the rites of an appropriate religious leader.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:49 pm

[QUOTE=fable]You may have a point. I suspect that if BS dies for any reason, they'll have to repeatedly shoot his liver to get it to quiet down. And even then, they may need to apply religious artifacts and seek the rites of an appropriate religious leader.[/QUOTE]I'm wondering what denomination would be most appropriate?

Psi_RedEye22 · Post by **Psi_RedEye22** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:13 pm

BBQian, the religion of the flame.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:16 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]I'm wondering what denomination would be most appropriate?[/QUOTE]

Denomination

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:25 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]what about just bathing in a tub of bourbon. Can one get drunk via osmosis?[/QUOTE]

If it can be done, BS will do it. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if his bathtub came with three faucets: Hot, Cold, and 18-Year-Reserve.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:12 pm

[QUOTE=fable]If it can be done, BS will do it. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if his bathtub came with three faucets: Hot, Cold, and 18-Year-Reserve.[/QUOTE]

Maybe BS skin will generate some roots to absorb the pure alcoholic things you place on his tub. Hidroponic BS!!!

BTW, good to see you folks.

How is the pijama party going?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:32 pm

It's great, though DW is the only one who insists on wearing pyjamas....
really, it's more of a "what you wear to bed" party.....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:40 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]It's great, though DW is the only one who insists on wearing pyjamas....
really, it's more of a "what you wear to bed" party.....[/QUOTE]

Well, I'm wearing a yellow stripe underwear, and a white shirt in respect for the married ladies.

BTW, good to see you Beornica, how are you this night?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:51 pm

Ohhh, not too bad, yourself?
Respect for the ladies??? When did that start in this forum????

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Ohhh, not too bad, yourself?
Respect for the ladies??? When did that start in this forum????[/QUOTE]

I'm fine.

Well, it has not started yet, but never too late, as my dad says.

But I'm kinda shy to show my mountain of powerfull muscles.