Newbie Love Shack

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:53 pm

Oh, so I did. (leans out of hot tub to pick up said towel) hey...? Where'd it go? Oh! (looks with bewilderment about 20 feet across room) How'd it get way over there?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:59 pm

I believe that stealth cam has a built in abilty to mysteriously levitate towels and place them at least 15 feet from their user

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:06 pm

Oh. Well... no worries. (Pulls out magic wand and casts Cloudisi (For those of you who have ever played Uninvited on NES -

) A thick, yet slightly diaphanous cloud appears around beornica's hips, and she saunters lazily and somewhat proudly over to get her towel. It pays to be a fairy.)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:10 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I believe that stealth cam has a built in abilty to mysteriously levitate towels and place them at least 15 feet from their user

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I knooooooow it was yooouuuuuuuuuuuuu! Come on - fess up! You're the only other person in here!
But since you're here..... would you like a Tia Maria?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:14 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]I knooooooow it was yooouuuuuuuuuuuuu! Come on - fess up! You're the only other person in here!
But since you're here..... would you like a Tia Maria?

[/QUOTE]*snicker* I was moreso guessing that Than would have been likely to install so devious a camera in here ...

I just had some strong English cider, but sure, why not have a Tia Maria, lol !

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:28 pm

*pours up two drinks of this mysterious liqueur that was unknown entirely to beornica until reading certain ancient threads this afternoon*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:33 pm

*enjoys the Tia Maria and surveys the surrounding scene with interest. Towels are strewn everywhere and it appears that the roving spy cam has a personality distinctly reminiscent of Peeves the Poltergeist from Harry Potter*

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:44 pm

*the liquid comes out of the bottle glowing yellow. Beornica frowns at it, and wonders if it is toxic, or just really interesting, or if Gwally slipped something funny into the jacuzzi water before she got in. She shrugs, and, sipping at the neon substance, raises her eyebrows.*
Okay, it's obvious that everyone has better things to do tonight, since I'm just sitting here entertaining myself.... guess I'll go... scrub the bathtub or something...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:49 pm

*laughs*
I would not put it past Gwally to pull a move like that

As far as other things to do, I've just been in a fairly introspective mood for most of the day

Though I'm thinking I should hit the sack. It is still reasonably early here, but a friend is coming to visit me for the weekend, arriving around noon tomorrow.. and the place is still a sty, so I'll need to be up early...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:04 am

LOL! Are you a big procrastinator, like me? I never ever bother cleaning up or preparing something the day before! It's just not in me! And then the day of, I rush around and get myself all in a flurry, while my husband tries to find an excuse to get away from the madness!

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:51 am

[QUOTE=beornica]Oh. Well... no worries. (Pulls out magic wand and casts Cloudisi (For those of you who have ever played Uninvited on NES -

) A thick, yet slightly diaphanous cloud appears around beornica's hips, and she saunters lazily and somewhat proudly over to get her towel. It pays to be a fairy.)[/QUOTE]

*Gwally and Thantor snicker as they activate the InfraRed filter function on the StealthCam (tm) One*

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:54 am

Well, I hope not everyone goes to sleep now, or else I'll be talking to myself. Just been out clubbing now. As usual, when I go out with (girl) friends, we dance around and I'm too shy to make a move on them (there's always the risk of losing a friendship). So anyway, I take a bunch of Cherry Bombs at the club, which are like cheap drinks with vodka, something and a cherry. And when I leave, I get one of the girl's number, and it's raining. So, I arrive home drenched in rain, not quite sober, but sobering up, and decide to post something here, because I'm quite melancholic right now, if that is the word.

Here, in Rio, we have some what of a silent code where if you don't hook up with a chick on a night clubbing, you failed (this goes for single guys). Oh well. Somehow just getting a number doesn't quite cheer me up.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:57 am

Well, the nights NOT over.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:00 am

By no means! You and I could always snigger at Firelighter's picture of Shrek humping Pumbba!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:01 am

HEY NOW!! That's so messed up...

It's funny!

I just opened the picture in my picture viewer, zoomed in, and found something VERY disturbing, Shrek has a whip in his hand......

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:08 am

[QUOTE=Lost One] So anyway, I take a bunch of Cherry Bombs at the club, which are like cheap drinks with vodka, something and a cherry. <snip> I'm quite melancholic right now, if that is the word.
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Vodka always makes me melancholic and ponderous, too. You should stay away from it at all costs! Bacardi 151 is much better! Get yourself a nice rum and coke with THAT lovely stuff, and you're SURE to have no problem hitting on the ladies!
Awww, (pats Lost One's head) don't be sad, Lost One. You haven't failed. Clubbing just isn't all it's cracked up to be, that's all. Now, the Love Shack... that's a different story altogether.....

Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your naaaame
and they're always glad you caaaaaame
.......

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:12 am

[QUOTE=FireLighter]
Shrek has a whip in his hand......[/QUOTE]

LOL!!!! I know, I noticed that before.....
I think Shrek and Pumbba have been spending a little time lately in the BSAC boudoir...

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:13 am

[QUOTE=beornica]Awww, (pats Lost One's head) don't be sad, Lost One. You haven't failed. Clubbing just isn't all it's cracked up to be, that's all. Now, the Love Shack... that's a different story altogether.....

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*raises glass filled with vodka/coke mixture and says*
If I waszes soberses, I'd remember what it wasszes I waszes guna sayzeses!!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:14 am

[QUOTE=beornica]LOL!!!! I know, I noticed that before.....
I think Shrek and Pumbba have been spending a little time lately in the BSAC boudoir...[/QUOTE]
Poor BS and AC, now they have to "sleep" on dirty sheets.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:15 am

Heh, good to see you Beornica and FireLighter.

Yes, the night is not over. At least, not while I'm around.

04:16 am here though. Heh, I'll suppose I'll go to sleep when I sober up.

Shrek and Pumba hey...not quite the cutest couple.

-yawns-