The Leather and Lace Cafe

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:06 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]British humor is paradox

There is no such thing.[/QUOTE]

British humor is something like watching a wet dog fall into a woodchipper. It's sad and shouldn't be funny, but somehow, strangely it is and you feel awkward laughing at it.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:07 am

Paradox eh? Something that seems impossible but in fact is possible.

He died, but it didn't stop her from following him. (Meaning: She died too)

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:16 am

[QUOTE=Athena]no, and no, thank you. * Rides back off onto the night*[/QUOTE]
Athena, you chose the best. It's not safe to talk to him.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:19 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Athena, you chose the best. It's not safe to talk to him.[/QUOTE]

Ha, Luis is going to be maaad....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:58 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Athena, you chose the best. It's not safe to talk to him.[/QUOTE]

Brynnie, why are you...erm. protecting my potential victims?

@Magrus, once again you're right.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:20 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Brynnie, why are you...erm. protecting my potential victims?

@Magrus, once again you're right.[/QUOTE]

It's just super to be right in the morning.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:33 pm

British humor, is dry, subtle, witty and intelligent. Look at Black Adder, 'Allo 'Allo and Monty Python as examples. The problem is if you don't get it it means you aren't smart enough to

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:47 pm

guessed i missed a bit.

*sits at bar and orders drinks*

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:58 pm

Yeah british humor is weird in a way, you have to have a taste for that kinf of humor, I love it .

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:48 pm

I need a drink. My back is killing me and I didn't do anything fun to make it hurt so bad either. So sad.

*reaches behind the bar and snags a bottle of rum and a shot glass*

This'll fix everything for a few hours at least.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:22 pm

This place ain;t dead yet?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:24 pm

Nope, I keep posting here.

Drink?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:29 pm

Drink? At my age and state of liver? Pfft, I see no need to start turning drinks down at this late stage, so sure.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:36 pm

Right then, lets do shots until the bar turns into a hospital.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:39 pm

Given the theme of the bar, I was kinda hoping it turned into a bordello, but then again, I'm biased.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:55 pm

Ha, a bordello is fine with me. Shots to hoping.

*pours a line of shots and starts downing them*

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:00 pm

Has any one ever played barhopper? It's a game at comedy central, with the host in Insomniac, Dave attel. It is a great game.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:03 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Has any one ever played barhopper? It's a game at comedy central, with the host in Insomniac, Dave attel. It is a great game.[/QUOTE]

No, no I haven't. I'll have to try it though.

My browser's working again mysteriously!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:12 pm

It's like magic.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:15 pm

Nope, crashed on me and firefox auto-repaired somehow. Little dialog box popped up and said "email address HERE, problem HERE" and I sent it and it sent a file back and POOF all better. Wonderful thing. Wish it had done so sooner. I've been struggling with solutions all evening!