The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:05 pm

*Looks at her delicate talons and gently breaths fire*

Hmmm... As long as I can have a decent ice-cold drink (called a beverage by some puny humans in this tavern) and the patrons are not trying to dance flamenco in front of me...

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:11 pm

dragon wench wrote:I'm pretty sure I remember reading somewhere that you are around 13

You could also follow the link in my signature to the picture of me on holiday.

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:25 pm

fable wrote:Sure. You do have on python boots, right?

*Anxiously*

Ohmygosh, if I only knew... I ate them for breakfast. Oops.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:28 pm

dragon wench wrote:@Fable,
Trying to scare the customers again?

Would I do that? Why, I'm as innocent as a lamb, I am.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:34 pm

My great uncle was attacked by lambs.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:39 pm

[QUOTE=Fable]Would I do that? Why, I'm as innocent as a lamb, I am.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm..... I wonder if this coincides with the fact that there just happens to be mutton on the lunch menu today...

[QUOTE=Lady Dragonfly]*Anxiously*

Ohmygosh, if I only knew... I ate them for breakfast. Oops.[/QUOTE]

That's okay, I'm sure we have a supply of python boots somewhere around here... check the backroom...
But... you might want to watch out for the purple dinosaur that I think I saw slipping into the corner..

*serves the Lady an ice cold beverage*

[QUOTE=Magelord]You read correctly. I'm gonna try never to drink anyway.
So how are you today?[/QUOTE]

Thought so

Not bad, busy multitasking. Hope all goes fine with you.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:44 pm

Thank you.

Is that dinosaur still here!
*Marches into backroom brandishind a baseball bat.*

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:01 pm

dragon wench wrote:
That's okay, I'm sure we have a supply of python boots somewhere around here... check the backroom...
But... you might want to watch out for the purple dinosaur that I think I saw slipping into the corner..

I don't snack on purple dinosaurs before dinner... They are not good without garlic anyway. And not as crunchy as you may think.
May I have another drink?

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:02 pm

Ok. Got to go. It's been nice to see you guys again.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:06 pm

Lady Dragonfly wrote:I don't snack on purple dinosaurs before dinner... They are not good without garlic anyway. And not as crunchy as you may think.

She's right, you know. Plenty of garlic, and a nice dose of hot paprika. Helps bring out that smokey flavor.

May I have another drink?

Any you like?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:08 pm

fable wrote:She's right, you know. Plenty of garlic, and a nice dose of hot paprika. Helps bring out that smokey flavor.

Garlic yes, paprika no. Pepper, now that's manly, yes, and onions.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:11 pm

Luis Antonio wrote:Garlic yes, paprika no. Pepper, now that's manly, yes, and onions.

Oh, but Luis, you're only familiar with sweet paprika. Hot paprika is literally identical to red pepper, and yes, it's hot! Great stuff. I use a lot of it as flavoring in vegetable drinks. The stuff will burn your eyes out, from the inside.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:20 pm

fable wrote:Oh, but Luis, you're only familiar with sweet paprika. Hot paprika is literally identical to red pepper, and yes, it's hot! Great stuff. I use a lot of it as flavoring in vegetable drinks. The stuff will burn your eyes out, from the inside.

Very wrong...

I know both. My grandmother used the sweet and the hot papricka, and a lot. The thing is, papricka hot adheres to your throat. Pepper hot sticks to your tongue and your throat

My GF made me a pepper in oil thingie that can really make someone who is not used to eat pepper as I do burn from inside out.

BTW, interesting fact: Pepper, the red thingie, is not really bad for you. Papricka, in the other hand, may stick to ulcers and to the intestines, according to a friend of my father's who's a physician. So I stick with peppers

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:20 pm

In my past experience with purple dino cuisine, I found out that the best way is to cover brutes generously with Blue Cheese dressing, so you don't see the twitching ears.
Well, this is my favorite dressing for purple dinosaurs.

Yeah, and lots of garlic.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:32 pm

dragon wench wrote:I think it is safe for a lady to enter without a chaperon.... To the best of my knowledge there are no sordid basements where evil things lurk.. And as far as the motley clientele goes, always remember that a sharp-healed kick where it counts usually settles down any potential problems
Actually, they seem reasonably well-behaved, so you shouldn't have any difficulties.

I can fix that you know.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:35 pm

Luis Antonio wrote:BTW, interesting fact: Pepper, the red thingie, is not really bad for you. Papricka, in the other hand, may stick to ulcers and to the intestines, according to a friend of my father's who's a physician. So I stick with peppers

But red pepper is a kind of paprika--they're no different. That physician friend of your father is probably an anarchist, or at least an crypto-anti-paprika fascist type thingee.

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:36 pm

*walks into the tavern and sees a dragon eating a purple dinosaur covered in blue cheese dressing and garlic, reckons he is losing his mind, goes to the bar and sits down*
Hey, LD, are you eating barney? If so, make his/her/it's death painful...please. And could I have some vodka? With nothing in it? And pickled herring? I want pickled herring.

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:41 pm

Magrus wrote:I can fix that you know.

*Exhales fire and smoke*

Puny human! Do you try to set this cozy joint on fire?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:50 pm

I'm sorry, you used "joint" and "fire" in the same sentance. I am now distracted. Must call Kim.

You have fun with your drinking. :laugh:

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:50 pm

triline beta wrote:*walks into the tavern and sees a dragon eating a purple dinosaur covered in blue cheese dressing and garlic, reckons he is losing his mind, goes to the bar and sits down*
Hey, LD, are you eating barney? If so, make his/her/it's death painful...please. And could I have some vodka? With nothing in it? And pickled herring? I want pickled herring.

*Looking dignified*

Barney is immortal. You eat him and then he... reincarnates... after... from...
like a phoenix...well, kind of... hmm...may I have another drink?