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Andurbal wrote:Well, one more discrimination in favour of women

Yes, but us bald, potbellied, kilt and high heel wearing women folks need all the breaks we can get....

ROFL! :laugh:

@Cathycf,
hey, look at it this way, bald women can get away with wearing wigs, at least. When a guy wears a rug it's usually *really* obvious...

@Andurbal,
Mmm, the tsikoudia sounds very good. I really like grappa and marc, so I'd probably like that too

Och, dinnae haver lass, lets all get Buckfasted.:laugh:

I'll have a poteen right now though.

Hmm. Intel states that this bar is getting a bouncer. Just one question. Don't you think that the bouncer should be armed in case some nut come waltzing into the bar with a gun? You'll never know when things like this will happen.

DesR85 wrote:Hmm. Intel states that this bar is getting a bouncer. Just one question. Don't you think that the bouncer should be armed in case some nut come waltzing into the bar with a gun? You'll never know when things like this will happen.

No need, didn't you know every drink comes with a complimentary 'Protection from missiles' scroll, or potion form if the customer is illiterate.

galraen wrote:No need, didn't you know every drink comes with a complimentary 'Protection from missiles' scroll, or potion form if the customer is illiterate.

Not necessary but thanks anyway. I wear a bullet-proof vest so it will be as effective as that 'Protection from missiles' scroll.

dragon wench wrote:ROFL! :laugh:

@Cathycf,
hey, look at it this way, bald women can get away with wearing wigs, at least. When a guy wears a rug it's usually *really* obvious...

True, and it's even more obvious when he is wearing both a rug and heels...

I think I will take that poteen now. You folks will have to excuse my behavior, it is 2:15 am my time...I should go to bed

Take one Des, they're easy to get, I just buy one of Rybald, nip over to Fargrove, sell it, and buy back in bulk, and make a nice profit on the side. Those flak jackets are pretty uncomfortable, and a swine to keep clean and odour free. :laugh:

Rubber, crash helmet, glove, jock lock, raincoat, prostitute chute, hood ornament, popper stopper, ferret sock, driving glove, shower curtain, piecekeeper, tarp, jimmy hat.. flak jacket?? :speech:

DesR85 wrote:Not necessary but thanks anyway. I wear a bullet-proof vest so it will be as effective as that 'Protection from missiles' scroll.

ummm.... since when has bulletproof vest protected your face as well

But the scroll has one bad side... the duration of the spell may end just when you would need it most...

galraen wrote:Hmm, you've obviously never been to Scotland!:mischief:

Or been thwacked by a Scot. You know that contest they do? Throwing trees? They do that because they're really bloody strong.

galraen wrote:Take one Des, they're easy to get, I just buy one of Rybald, nip over to Fargrove, sell it, and buy back in bulk, and make a nice profit on the side. Those flak jackets are pretty uncomfortable, and a swine to keep clean and odour free. :laugh:

Never heard of them. Who are they? And as for that scroll or potion, I don't think it will work, since I know nothing about magic anyway.

Kipi wrote:ummm.... since when has bulletproof vest protected your face as well

I don't expect anything out of a bullet-proof vest other than to protect my body. Besides, who would want to have his/her view obscured anyway (Think knight's helmet and you know what I mean)? Also, not everyone is that good in shooting heads off people anyway.

Kipi wrote: But the scroll has one bad side... the duration of the spell may end just when you would need it most...

Don't trust them spells anyway. Who knows what side effects are there if you take too much of them.

DesR85 wrote:Hmm. Intel states that this bar is getting a bouncer. Just one question. Don't you think that the bouncer should be armed in case some nut come waltzing into the bar with a gun? You'll never know when things like this will happen.

What? You mean like this? <whips out an Uzi>

Relax. It's chocolate. <bites off the barrel>

The magazine is particularly scrumptious. Anybody want a nosh?

Tricky wrote:Rubber, crash helmet, glove, jock lock, raincoat, prostitute chute, hood ornament, popper stopper, ferret sock, driving glove, shower curtain, piecekeeper, tarp, jimmy hat.. flak jacket?? :speech:

Wrong tense. In that sense, it would be, oh, a prophylactic made of Iron.:speech: A flak jacket was worn by airmen in WWII to minimize damage from shrapnel. The allusion is to a vest.

And I bet a prophylactic made of iron is a bugger to wear.

*Points Thompson around* Whoah! I almost thought that's a real gun. I could have shot you for all I know. :speech:

Jhereg wrote: The magazine is particularly scrumptious. Anybody want a nosh?

No thanks. I'll stick to my rations for now.

DesR85 wrote: I don't expect anything out of a bullet-proof vest other than to protect my body. Besides, who would want to have his/her view obscured anyway (Think knight's helmet and you know what I mean)? Also, not everyone is that good in shooting heads off people anyway.

Do not underestimate the enemy...

But luckily I know we are safe at the moment...

Kipi wrote:Do not underestimate the enemy...

If I'm faced with a sniper, then, I'll be very afraid.

Kipi wrote: But luckily I know we are safe at the moment...

I think the Krauts must have lost the map and location of this place. Otherwise, they would be patrolling the streets by now (not to mention that they'll start throwing flares to signal artillery strikes).

DesR85 wrote: I think the Krauts must have lost the map and location of this place. Otherwise, they would be patrolling the streets by now (not to mention that they'll start throwing flares to signal artillery strikes).

Do you mean this map?
*rises the map of the are*

Kipi wrote:Do you mean this map?
*rises the map of the are*

You've got it?! *Examines the map* Wait, this is the real map. How did you get it from them? I thought the Field Marshall (and his cohorts) would guard it very closely since this map is very important.

DesR85 wrote:You've got it?! *Examines the map* Wait, this is the real map. How did you get it from them? I thought the Field Marshall (and his cohorts) would guard it very closely since this map is very important.

Well, as I said earlier, I have men in their ranks... also in high places....:mischief: