Didn't know you could fail an initiative rollTricky wrote:I failed my initiative roll.
Something or another wars episode V: The spam comes back
Neither Buck, nor us moderators, want anything to do with monkey problems.TheAmazingOopah wrote:DesR85, please mind the forum rules:
11. Killing or maiming monkeys will not be tolerated on these boards. If a monkey is giving you problems, please PM one of the moderators, and the issue will be sorted out privately. Posting external links to websites containing monkey violation can also result in a loss of your posting privileges
Des, you have to read the forum rules BEFORE posting, not AFTER. Silly you!
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Well.. I threw so hard the dice broke. And then the dikes broke and.. OMG IT'S KOJAK!!
*runs away w/lollipop
*runs away w/lollipop
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But it's a real forum rule, I'm not kidding!! It's a special rule created in a time that was both better as worse than today.DesR85 wrote:On whose authority? I don't remember seeing that rule the last time I checked.
Everyone was behaving absolutely perfect on the Gamebanshee forums, following every rule, and absolutely no one got banned, no one! But at the same time, monkeys were abused and shot on a daily basis. So a handful of moderators decided to come together, motivated to end this terrible era of monkey violence and goodie goodie two shoes. They were all so itching to ban someone, just someone, it had been so long! And they loved monkeys. So they came up with a rule, the one rule to rule them all (calling it rule number 11), and they decided that they wouldn't be telling nothing to nobody.
Now forum members got banned every day for crimes they didn't even knew existed. The moderators smiled, for they once ruled again with their precious rule, and so did the clan of monkeys. Never did any regular member know of this rule, and the other moderators only learned of it by shady gossip in the so-called taverns, not sure whether to believe it or not.
But now, the time has come where Rule No. 11 shall be a horrible name known to everyone, and it will prevail! The monkeys shall ultimately rule all!! The Golden Banana shall be wrought, and the monkeys shall be kings!!
In the words of the great prophet Jebediah Bravo: do the monkey.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
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Oh, but you are wrong, there are moderators who want to save innocent monkeys! I guess that you and Buck are just not part of the in crowdXandax wrote:Neither Buck, nor us moderators, want anything to do with monkey problems.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Monkeys? Innocent??TheAmazingOopah wrote:Oh, but you are wrong, there are moderators who want to save innocent monkeys! I guess that you and Buck are just not part of the in crowd
You have much to learn if you really believe in that statement...
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
- Marco Hietala, the bass player of Nightwish
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Yes indeed... at least some moderators whom I shan't name have evil designs on those poor little symians....
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Well.... compared to some of their other hobbies...BlueSky wrote:Any monkey who throws their own waste....is not innocent.:mischief:
Resistance is futile!!:laugh:
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I'd rather pop a slug in whoever came up with that rule than to obey it. I don't respect people who manipulate the rules.TheAmazingOopah wrote: But now, the time has come where Rule No. 11 shall be a horrible name known to everyone, and it will prevail! The monkeys shall ultimately rule all!! The Golden Banana shall be wrought, and the monkeys shall be kings!!
In the words of the great prophet Jebediah Bravo: do the monkey.
Besides, do you think those animal rights activists have jurisdiction over this place? ''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
*flings poo everywhere
Ubiquitous!
Ubiquitous!
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I'm glad there's no monkeys in Norway.. I'd hate to start picking off the GB members
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Yes well... They're behind thick metal barsKipi wrote:Are you sure there is none???
Not even in zoo??
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
Make that electrocuted thick metal bars.Fiberfar wrote:Yes well... They're behind thick metal bars
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price