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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:40 pm
by Masa
(rav), do you take this woman as your wife and equal, your lover and your best friend; keeping yourself only unto her, for as long as you both shall live?

It's a rhetorical question.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:42 pm
by Masa
(juni), do you take this man as your husband and equal, your lover and your best friend; keeping yourself only unto him for as long as you both shall live?

Another rhetorical question.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:44 pm
by Masa
May the blessing of Ghost, be amongst you and remain with you always.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:44 pm
by Luis Antonio
I Protest!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:44 pm
by Darzog
We're already past this part Luis.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:45 pm
by Masa
Too late!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased and proud to present to you

Mr. and Mrs. Ravager!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:45 pm
by Fiona
*bears silent witness to the objection. Awaits details*

Though it is late the protest should be heard, IMO

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:45 pm
by Juniper
Ummm...this is all very sudden :speech:

helllllloooooo?

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:46 pm
by Darzog
So I realize this is a spam thread and all, but what is up with everyone double and triple posting the past week or so? Even Fable fell victim to the double post.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:48 pm
by Masa
OK due to the pleas of our audience let's hear it, Luis.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:48 pm
by Damuna_Nova
STOP!

Rav cannot marry Juni...

For you see, he is already married to me!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:49 pm
by Fiona
@Dar. Lack of weddings I think :) People need something to celebrate or they double post

@Dn. *gasp* I thought something like that must have happened. I said so last night

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:50 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]STOP!

Rav cannot marry Juni...

For you see, he is already married to me![/QUOTE]
....You wish... <_<

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:51 pm
by Masa
Well now he has two wives. :D
The more the merrier.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:52 pm
by Fiona
In view of Rav's response, you make a powerful point, Masa :)

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:52 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Masa]OK due to the pleas of our audience let's hear it, Luis.[/QUOTE]

According to the laws of the Board, this marriage could only have been in the Chapel of the Heathen Citadel. Also, the couple havent been through the alcoholic usage examination(copyrighted) that mean they are seeing each other through normal eyes (first) and after with beer googles, which shows how true their companions are.

Also, where's the barbeque? This looks like a gun pointed to your head kind of wedding. And then, where's my invitation? Not to mention Ravvit cant get married, he's married to a she bun bunnie, and, most of all, Juni is my secret lover. She loves me, and she's only agreeing to marry this Bunn-ay because she's jealous I'm with a RL GF now.

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:54 pm
by Masa
This is getting really interesting, what does the newly weds have to say?

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:54 pm
by Gunofgod
I protest!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:55 pm
by Juniper
do we celebrate now? :laugh: wow, i was having a quiet day too (fable...i spelled it corecklee this afternoon :mischief: )

*gasp* Luis...you should know better...i'm not the jealous type ;) your a baaaad secret keeper!! :laugh: ;)

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:56 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Juniper]do we celebrate now? :laugh: wow, i was having a quiet day too (fable...i spelled it corecklee this afternoon :mischief: )[/QUOTE]

No, my lady, come with me, your true savior! :p