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Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:13 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Hey, your late on the rent this month too. As a late payment I want to hear you sing "Flash Gordon".

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When did a rent fee go into effect?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:29 am

I never get futher than the "AHAAAA!" after "Flash!"

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:37 am

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]When did a rent fee go into effect?

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You are an employee. You pay no rent.
Lestat has to rent his interrogation chamber.

Someone shouting "Flash AHHAAAAAA" Just sends bad images racing down my spine.

:speech:

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:46 am

OK then, you asked for it:

Words and music by brian may
[OUT OF TUNE SINGING VOICE]
Flash - ah - saviour of the universe
Flash - ah - he’ll save ev’ry one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What’s happening flash?
Only dr hans zarkov formerly at n a s a
Has provided any explanation
Flash - ah - he’s a miracle
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
Flash - ah - king of the impossible
He’s for ev’ry one of us
Stand for ev’ry one of us
He’ll save with a mighty hand
Ev’ry man ev’ry woman ev’ry child
With a mighty flash
General kaka flash gordon approaching
What do you mean flash gordon approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket ajax to bring back his body

Flash - ah
Gordon’s alive
Flash - ah - he’ll save ev’ry one of us
Just a man with a man’s courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Flash flash I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth

Flash
[/OUT OF TUNE SINGING VOICE]

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:49 am

Oh, my.

That will be 117,868 Spams please.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:59 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]That will be 117,868 Spams please.

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Since spam is basically worthless that means 117,868 times nothing which is still nothing.

Thanks!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:01 am

The reciepts in the mail.

You owe me 90 USD for postage.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:01 am

Will there be more show tunes and/or TV themes today?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:04 am

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Will there be more show tunes and/or TV themes today?

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Born to be Kings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princes of the Universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shes a killer Queeeeeeeen
Glycerin, Gelatin,
Dynamite with a laser beam!!!!!!!!
Garunteed to blow your mind,
Anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:22 am

Thank you Chu..that was......ummm.....lovely.....

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:26 am

I know.

I see a little sihellouletto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunder bolts and lightning very very frightening me!
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me,
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family,
spare him his life from this monstrosity!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:28 am

Queen is playing in the lobby right now......

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:29 am

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Queen is playing in the lobby right now......

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It's a conspiracy.

SUBMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:32 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]It's a conspiracy.

SUBMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

Its too late for that....:laugh:

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:35 am

Submit before I whip you and make you watch the 'Bohemian Rhapsody' video until the image of Brian May is burned in to your Retina's.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:47 am

Chus, Be'elzebub has a devil put aside for people like you. :devil:
For youououou!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:57 am

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Submit before I whip you and make you watch the 'Bohemian Rhapsody' video until the image of Brian May is burned in to your Retina's.

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Wooooo...now thats a threat......:laugh:

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:00 am

You evil people!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:15 am

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]You evil people!

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BwaaaHaaaaHaaa?.........

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:59 am

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]You evil people!

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Queen inspired Metal Fibey, Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

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