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Originally posted by Chanak
Madmoiselle! Surely you would not suggest that sir would...allow...such a thing to happen to him!!!!

Perhaps mademoiselle would suggest that sir may not have that much choice in the matter...

Am I to assume, then, that the Mistress of the Sublime and Scary - the psychic supplier herself - is now also the Masseuse of the Deranged? A lofty position, indeed.

Truly, your abilities know no limits. Once again, I am awed.

Well, a psychic masseuse also comes in handy, don't you think? Once again, I am honoured

Posted by DW
Georgi has many diverse talents, no doubt her varied interests will serve the clients well..... Besides...I think she actually enjoys catering to the numerous needs that customers may have!

It's nice to have a job with a little variety... keeps one from getting bored. (Or from getting RSI... )

It's nice to have a job with a little variety... keeps one from getting bored. (Or from getting RSI... )

lol! which minimizes worker's compensation claims as well

Of course, avoiding boredom is one thing, but are you sure that it couldn't have the reverse effect and provide too much stimulation?

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! which minimizes worker's compensation claims as well

Of course, avoiding boredom is one thing, but are you sure that it couldn't have the reverse effect and provide too much stimulation?

Killing two birds with one stone, as they say

Too much stimulation?!?!?!? Ms Wench, I am shocked to hear the words even pass your lips...

Originally posted by Georgi
Too much stimulation?!?!?!? Ms Wench, I am shocked to hear the words even pass your lips...

But I was trying to consider your personal welfare, I wouldn't want you to over exert yourself needlessly

Originally posted by dragon wench
But I was trying to consider your personal welfare, I wouldn't want you to over exert yourself needlessly

Oh, but in such a case the overexertion is far from needless, wouldn't you agree?

Originally posted by Georgi


Oh, but in such a case the overexertion is far from needless, wouldn't you agree?

Ah...of course....it all depends on method and motivation.....

Originally posted by dragon wench
Ah...of course....it all depends on method and motivation.....

Indeed... I assure you I am highly trained, with excellent credentials.

Originally posted by Georgi


Indeed... I assure you I am highly trained, with excellent credentials.

and only too eager to put them to practice, no doubt

Step out the door for a few moments, and the staff is scheming!

@Georgi:

Honing your new torture methods? Have you already selected your victims? I noticed you have been diligently practicing this evening.

@dragon wench:

Have you decided upon hiring a male staffer? I can supply you with a resume, if the position is open...

Have you decided upon hiring a male staffer? I can supply you with a resume, if the position is open...

Are you skilled at massage, delectable punishments and the preparation of strangely intoxicating beverages?
If so ,you are hired

Hi again all, im back. And no depressive sighs thank you.

@Georgi: Your dirunal rythm is improving.

Originally posted by dragon wench
and only too eager to put them to practice, no doubt

Well, one hates to be immodest but squandering such ample talent would be a waste...

Are you skilled at massage, delectable punishments and the preparation of strangely intoxicating beverages?
If so ,you are hired

Surely some... confirmation of such qualifications would be in order?

Honing your new torture methods? Have you already selected your victims? I noticed you have been diligently practicing this evening.

Indeed... Are you not enjoying your San Miguel alright? Shall I move it a tiny bit closer? Perhaps put another bottle just beyond reach of the other hand?

Hi Dottie, welcome home!

Originally posted by Dottie
@Georgi: Your diurnal rythm is improving.

I hate to brag, but you're not the first man to compliment me on my rhythm...

Surely some... confirmation of such qualifications would be in order?

I agree....but how do you propose he demonstrate his talents?

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hi Dottie, welcome home!

Thanks, Its good to know you know where I belong.

@Georgi: Well, I can stand being the second from time to time.

Originally posted by dragon wench
I agree....but how do you propose he demonstrate his talents?

Well, I would suggest a sample, of course... To *ahem* assess him, you will doubtless need someone highly trained, with excellent credentials.

@Dottie Better late than never...

@dragon wench:

Are you skilled at massage, delectable punishments and the preparation of strangely intoxicating beverages?

I am intimately familiar with human anatomy...blindfolded, I can locate the various muscle groups (as well as vulnerable nerve centers) with ease...

Delectable punishments? Ah, such as my trademark Room of Sighs, where the subject is subjected to subjects that alternately terrorize, yet fascinate...drawing out the inner desires within that they have long supressed? Yes, that one, perhaps. In the end, all they can do is sit limply, emitting sigh after sigh...

Have you heard of the Drink of Disruption? That is my invention...my first, actually. It appears as innocent as a pink-umbrella marguarita, and smells like a mint julep. Upon imbibing, a wondrous warmth spreads throughout your limbs...reminds you of lovely spring afternoon, really. Once it reaches the stomach, however...

Is there anything else you need to know?

@Chanak I definitely think a demonstration is in order, before DW makes her final decision...

However regrettably, I must depart
*hugs*@Dottie, Chanak and DW Goodnight all

Ah...Employment Screening!

Well, I would suggest a sample, of course... To *ahem* assess him, you will doubtless need someone highly trained, with excellent credentials.

Proper customer service mode And what can I inflict, then?

Notice how I am enjoying the "so near, yet cannot touch" game ...a simple one, really. I suggest the "so near, almost touch, then take away" game...makes the subject agonize more.