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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:04 pm
by Robnark
more news:
I've still kept voting strictly voluntary, and I *ahem* might have accidentally put my support to a proposal outlawing capitalism. whoops 
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:47 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Ouch....I guess Ill just be quiet about intelligence for a while.
I thought the "burgeoning owl population" was too much giving away, really.
(I wonder if anyone else didn't get it's me...?)
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:28 pm
by VoodooDali
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:39 pm
by Dottie
Originally posted by VoodooDali
The HoodooVoodoo Guru of the Rogue Nation of Voodoodaliania invites the following top 5 smartest nations to become members of the newly formed MENSA ("My Esteemed Nation's Smarter" Association):
The Free Republic of Espania
The Republic of Gwaltopia
The People's Republic of Avaricen
The People's Republic of Aggrovatia
The Free Republic of Espania gladly accepts the invitation on the condition that a few of Voodoodalianias many Lemurs are transported to Espania and involved in a breeding program, to put some strain off the cat population.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:50 pm
by Gwalchmai
The GHG of Gwaltopia is very pleased that he has been able to fool everyone into thinking that he and his people are smart. He and his nation will gladly join MENSA so long as he is not required to speak at meetings. He wishes only to nod his head sagely, and “harrumph” and laugh occasionally.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:54 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:30 pm
by VoodooDali
My
Esteemed
Nation's
Smarter
Association
Current Membership (by invitation only):
The People's Republic of Aggrovatia
The Free Republic of Espania
The Republic of Gwaltopia
The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania
We are still waiting to hear from the People's Republic of Avaricen
Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:36 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by VoodooDali
[B
Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity. [/b]
Oh my! all those long words, Thedruidgrove is already blackballed
Maybe our simplistic life puts us off the scale in the other direction? Beyond the mutated brains of those that consume uranium pizzas?
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:38 pm
by Robnark
as to item 1, why not. I like the flag
concerning item 2, I would be willing to support it as long as the hyperbolic zeal with which the issues are discussed does not interfere with the triviality and whimsicality of the aforementioned concerns.
-Chairman Nark of the People's Republic of Aggrovatia.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:43 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by VoodooDali
Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity.
Point 1. The Gwaltopian representative nods sagely.
Point 2. The Gwalltopian representative 'harrumphs' then laughs derisively.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:43 pm
by RandomThug
The people of Randomthugonia refuse to acknowledge the M.E.N.S.A. organization, declaring furthormore that any alliance with the deceptive Gwaltopia is an alliance of evil. Anti M.E.N.S.A. groups within Randomthugonia have begun to protest the foriegn groop through politcal rallies, sponsered by the dictatorship. Along with the mobilization of Randomthugonia's extensive Military, Randomthugonia has now begun a new Campaign to end this "mensa" before it starts.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:53 pm
by Robnark
Chairman Nark respects the position of Randomthugonia, but respectfully points out Aggrovatia's formidable cyborg forces, forces which are now oficially the most cunning, devious and all-round intelligent cyborg army on the continent.
secondly, MENSA has already started, and as our Chairman perceptively stated, "what are you gonna do about it, huh?" before pointing and laughing.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:58 pm
by RandomThug
The only statement to come from within the borders of Randomthugonia are the sounds of chanting and cheering.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:07 pm
by Gwalchmai
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in SYM
1. The Empire of Nippy
2. The Dominion of Tamerlane
3. The Empire of Avarians
4. The Republic of Flibblon
5. The Holy Empire of Audace
6. The Empire of Dave-rovia
7. The Republic of The Tyrant Weasel
8. The Free Republic of Bloodonya Anarchy
9. The Empire of Zelopolis
10. The Rogue Nation of Kayland
. . .
29. The Republic of Gwaltopia
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:11 pm
by Yshania
Hey!
How did Thedruidgrove get 16th place? We have a policy still pending!
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:14 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Yshania
Hey! How did Thedruidgrove get 16th place? We have a policy still pending!
Heh. I suspect that there is a certain randomness to it..... Gwaltopia ignored the issue entirely yet ended up near the bottom!
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:17 pm
by Robnark
#31! last 3 polls running! booyah!
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:19 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Heh. I suspect that there is a certain randomness to it..... Gwaltopia ignored the issue entirely yet ended up near the bottom!
Thedruidgrove is in the process of banning casinos!
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:24 pm
by RandomThug
Perhaps it is the influx of gambling druggies from Gwaltopia. They tend to roam to different nations, as it has been proven by Randomthugonia reports.
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:45 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in SYM
1. The Empire of Nippy
2. The Dominion of Tamerlane
Once again, beaten by the Empire Of Nippy.