The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:58 pm

*yawn* whats happening?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:05 pm

[QUOTE=CM]*yawn* whats happening?[/QUOTE]

BS is trying to absorb alcohol on his skin by submerging on a whiskey pool. (weve set him on fire, after Fable cursed him).

And Beornica is here as well...

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:13 pm

She a df this beornica? And well bs i am ignoring him from now on, i have had enough of him hitting on me in pms

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:20 pm

[QUOTE=CM]She a df this beornica? And well bs i am ignoring him from now on, i have had enough of him hitting on me in pms

[/QUOTE]

No, Beornica is pure, yet.

Hehehe... BS loves you man...

Just dont have kids with him, please. Child of bhaal on the loose, only in the game...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:32 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No, Beornica is pure, yet.
[/QUOTE]

See Newbie Love Shack, last night, around the time when you were wasting time by being asleep.....

DW and I.... welll.......

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:34 pm

Hello Beornica, Welcome to SYM

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:36 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]*Gwally takes off his clothes and dives into DW's verdant pond...*

Woo hoo!

*Does a few laps, dives to the bottom, *.... [/QUOTE]

Is that allowed in SYM

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:53 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]Is that allowed in SYM

[/QUOTE]Swimming? I think so. I'll have to look over the rules again...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:17 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]Is that allowed in SYM

[/QUOTE]lol Sis!

Trust you to find that particular post...

I don't know, to the best of my knowledge Gwally hasn't broken any rules. He is even wearing protective sunscreen to ensure he doesn't acquire any dangerous burns

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:34 am

*walks in, carrying a brown bottle and a big package*
Hello to everyone, I brought something to try for you:
a big piece of Schwarzwälder Schinken (ham from the Black Forest)
and *drumroll* as requested by BS
a bottle of Frankfurter Äppelwoi (Hessian cider)
I hope it is to your liking.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:39 am

Morning. So you be newbie...i r elder....bow and worship me

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:52 am

[QUOTE=CM]Morning. So you be newbie...i r elder....bow and worship me

[/QUOTE]
Good morning, dear Sir!
bow to you I might...
But worship you? As what? The god of unwanted hugs? The chronicler of SYM?
Confuse Me, For I Am Illuminated...
or was it the other way around???

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:01 am

Well put it this way.
My Gun = You not good.

Anyway i am bored and you? You are up late for US times?

Bah i cant threaten you...wait i can that aint part of teh commandments

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:25 am

It's not so late here in Germany (10:15 AM atm), I'm sitting at work (kinda, I'm currently in a reeducation to become IT specialist) and trying to pass time between exercises...
And while you can try to threaten me with your gun, you haven't told me yet as what I should worship you - maybe as the god of boredom?

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:36 am

Just worship me because i am CM

That is all, if you dont want worship weasel. The High COMM. The greatest SYMian alive. I worship the High COMM and am part of the Holy Order of the COMM. So it could be to your benefit. Plus we hand out sports cars like candy.

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:49 am

Sounds nice, but I don't have need a sports car (I don't even have a driver's license). How about some more concrete benefits like Protection from Veterans, saving my immortal soul, entrance to paradise or some such? I expect something from a divine being (such as everyone or everything that wants me to worship him/her/it

). So what will it be?

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:50 am

You name it it is yours

If it isnt you are weak in your faith and loyalty and weasel can not be held responsible

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:35 am

I see...
So then, feel worshipped!

(I don't have anything better to do here at the moment)
May I offer you a glass of Äppelwoi?

And for all other beings out there waiting to be worshipped: I'm offering my services as professional worshipper! Just prove your divine worshipworthiness by making a better offer than CM!
Call 1-800-WORSHIP now!1 miracle per minute

If you don't feel worshipped right away, just try again. Trust me, it will work in time.

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:29 am

i will not worship weasle.... weasle is just another vivec, they seem all great and tough but take an enchanted swort to their guts... just like anyone else. and as i am of the class 'god slayer' i defy the COMM!!! and at the same time wonder what kind of sports car....

LoreKeeper · Post by **LoreKeeper** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:35 am

@Jester I'd say a Ferrari... in red... from Matchbox...
So you are a godslayer?

No wonder business is so bad... You must've killed all my customers! I want recompense!