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*yawn* whats happening?

[QUOTE=CM]*yawn* whats happening?[/QUOTE]

BS is trying to absorb alcohol on his skin by submerging on a whiskey pool. (weve set him on fire, after Fable cursed him).

And Beornica is here as well...

She a df this beornica? And well bs i am ignoring him from now on, i have had enough of him hitting on me in pms

[QUOTE=CM]She a df this beornica? And well bs i am ignoring him from now on, i have had enough of him hitting on me in pms [/QUOTE]

No, Beornica is pure, yet.

Hehehe... BS loves you man...

Just dont have kids with him, please. Child of bhaal on the loose, only in the game...

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No, Beornica is pure, yet.
[/QUOTE]

See Newbie Love Shack, last night, around the time when you were wasting time by being asleep.....

DW and I.... welll.......

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]*Gwally takes off his clothes and dives into DW's verdant pond...*

Woo hoo!

*Does a few laps, dives to the bottom, *.... [/QUOTE]


Is that allowed in SYM

[QUOTE=Scayde]Is that allowed in SYM [/QUOTE]Swimming? I think so. I'll have to look over the rules again...

[QUOTE=Scayde]Is that allowed in SYM [/QUOTE]lol Sis! Trust you to find that particular post...

I don't know, to the best of my knowledge Gwally hasn't broken any rules. He is even wearing protective sunscreen to ensure he doesn't acquire any dangerous burns

*walks in, carrying a brown bottle and a big package*
Hello to everyone, I brought something to try for you:
a big piece of Schwarzwälder Schinken (ham from the Black Forest)
and *drumroll* as requested by BS
a bottle of Frankfurter Äppelwoi (Hessian cider)
I hope it is to your liking.

Morning. So you be newbie...i r elder....bow and worship me

[QUOTE=CM]Morning. So you be newbie...i r elder....bow and worship me [/QUOTE]
Good morning, dear Sir!
bow to you I might...
But worship you? As what? The god of unwanted hugs? The chronicler of SYM?
Confuse Me, For I Am Illuminated...
or was it the other way around???

Well put it this way.
My Gun = You not good.

Anyway i am bored and you? You are up late for US times?

Bah i cant threaten you...wait i can that aint part of teh commandments

It's not so late here in Germany (10:15 AM atm), I'm sitting at work (kinda, I'm currently in a reeducation to become IT specialist) and trying to pass time between exercises...
And while you can try to threaten me with your gun, you haven't told me yet as what I should worship you - maybe as the god of boredom?

Just worship me because i am CM That is all, if you dont want worship weasel. The High COMM. The greatest SYMian alive. I worship the High COMM and am part of the Holy Order of the COMM. So it could be to your benefit. Plus we hand out sports cars like candy.

Sounds nice, but I don't have need a sports car (I don't even have a driver's license). How about some more concrete benefits like Protection from Veterans, saving my immortal soul, entrance to paradise or some such? I expect something from a divine being (such as everyone or everything that wants me to worship him/her/it ). So what will it be?

You name it it is yours
If it isnt you are weak in your faith and loyalty and weasel can not be held responsible

I see...
So then, feel worshipped!
(I don't have anything better to do here at the moment)
May I offer you a glass of Äppelwoi?

And for all other beings out there waiting to be worshipped: I'm offering my services as professional worshipper! Just prove your divine worshipworthiness by making a better offer than CM!
Call 1-800-WORSHIP now!1 miracle per minute

If you don't feel worshipped right away, just try again. Trust me, it will work in time.

i will not worship weasle.... weasle is just another vivec, they seem all great and tough but take an enchanted swort to their guts... just like anyone else. and as i am of the class 'god slayer' i defy the COMM!!! and at the same time wonder what kind of sports car....

@Jester I'd say a Ferrari... in red... from Matchbox...
So you are a godslayer? No wonder business is so bad... You must've killed all my customers! I want recompense!